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Zed
Zed
WA
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Zed Zed
WA, 1274 posts
10 Jan 2008 4:28pm
My mate has just started wearing gloves while he windsurfs. What does this mean? Is he batting for the other team, maybe bi/curious. I'm concerned because there are times when we are alone together in the same tent...
divaldo
divaldo
SA
2879 posts
SA, 2879 posts
10 Jan 2008 6:09pm
Gloves are ghey!
stribo
stribo
QLD
1628 posts
QLD, 1628 posts
10 Jan 2008 5:44pm
Does he use moisturiser too Zed? Does he try to spoon you in the tent?
Watch for these signs.
ka222
ka222
VIC
633 posts
VIC, 633 posts
10 Jan 2008 6:44pm
Zed said...

I'm concerned


And rightfully so!!
Zed
Zed
WA
1274 posts
Zed Zed
WA, 1274 posts
10 Jan 2008 4:47pm
stribo said...

Does he use moisturiser too Zed? Does he try to spoon you in the tent?
Watch for these signs.


YES AND YES!!!!!!!!
MikeyS
MikeyS
VIC
1509 posts
VIC, 1509 posts
10 Jan 2008 7:03pm
Zed said...

stribo said...

Does he use moisturiser too Zed? Does he try to spoon you in the tent?
Watch for these signs.


YES AND YES!!!!!!!!


Well, Zed. Be happy that he wears gloves. You wouldn't want his rough calloused palms to be ........(self-censored)
stribo
stribo
QLD
1628 posts
QLD, 1628 posts
10 Jan 2008 6:05pm
Zed said...

stribo said...

Does he use moisturiser too Zed? Does he try to spoon you in the tent?
Watch for these signs.


YES AND YES!!!!!!!!


stribo
stribo
QLD
1628 posts
QLD, 1628 posts
10 Jan 2008 6:06pm
Also has he been looking at kites??
DL
DL
WA
659 posts
DL DL
WA, 659 posts
10 Jan 2008 5:18pm
Check out these gloves: Imagine not being able to let go of the boom!


www.solutionsdept.com/palmharness/windsurfing.html
WINDY MILLER
WINDY MILLER
WA
3183 posts
WA, 3183 posts
10 Jan 2008 5:42pm
check out this fairy........




he should have been using one of the other sails in the picture for full effect
Zed
Zed
WA
1274 posts
Zed Zed
WA, 1274 posts
10 Jan 2008 5:43pm
stribo said...

Also has he been looking at kites??


Not sure. But I did witness him leaving a public toilet, with a Kite mag, looking rather flushed. And yes he was wearing those gloves.
HAIL
HAIL
SA
1160 posts
SA, 1160 posts
10 Jan 2008 7:36pm
just keep your distance!!! huge fark off blisters and farked up hands are way way cooler and manlier then gloves! gosh!
divaldo
divaldo
SA
2879 posts
SA, 2879 posts
10 Jan 2008 7:39pm
soooooo many better way to get blisters
stribo
stribo
QLD
1628 posts
QLD, 1628 posts
10 Jan 2008 7:14pm
OK Zed it may not be too late for him next time he retires to the tent.pull the pegs out and beat him with a rubber hose for approximatley 15 minutes then rub the gloves and kite magazine in his face.Make sure he can't see you during the proceedure so he only associates the pain and shock with gloves and kiting.
If he still shows signs after this... repeat the proceedure.
[}:)]
Gestalt
Gestalt
QLD
14964 posts
QLD, 14964 posts
10 Jan 2008 7:32pm
next he'll be looking at booties
OceanBlue64
OceanBlue64
VIC
980 posts
VIC, 980 posts
10 Jan 2008 10:20pm
Already having had one battle with cancer and chemo etc, I am looking at wearing fingerless yachting gloves just to protect the back of my hands from getting sunburnt. Dont become too complacent when it comes to sun protection
Mr. No-one
Mr. No-one
WA
921 posts
WA, 921 posts
10 Jan 2008 8:51pm
I'm so butch I don't need gloves, especially since I got my new sheep skin boom covers.
divaldo
divaldo
SA
2879 posts
SA, 2879 posts
10 Jan 2008 11:06pm
OceanBlue64 said...

Already having had one battle with cancer and chemo etc, I am looking at wearing fingerless yachting gloves just to protect the back of my hands from getting sunburnt. Dont become too complacent when it comes to sun protection


Not a bad point actually....

P.C_simpson
P.C_simpson
WA
1492 posts
WA, 1492 posts
11 Jan 2008 2:39pm
when he starts wearing his boardies over his wetsuit, it's time to end the relationship, before the mosturiser gets used for more than soft skin..
Revhead
Revhead
ACT
372 posts
ACT, 372 posts
11 Jan 2008 4:49pm
Zed, he's your mate, be a good mate and take his gloves away and pretend it never happened.
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