G'day All

This is a cry for help.

I'm desperate!!

Me old mate Hardy has been that busy messing around with the GPS teams event, playing on the computer and watching telly (you note I didn't mention work) that he hasn't yet fixed his foot straps.

Now the last 4 sessions we've been out he has ripped the foot straps of his board, giving him a reason to handbag out from pushing harder.

Each session I've asked him "Have you fixed your foot straps yet?" and each session he comes back an hour later complaining that his foot straps are playing up again.

Now I understand that Hardies a lazy basket (his description) so I went out a bought the correct sized screws for him a week ago.

But do you think he has fitted them yet?

No sirry Bob, Lordy lordy NO

So I need you to help me.

Please send Hardy internal emails requesting him to fix them!

As Elmo will only sail around the bleeding and broken Hardy!! This time I may even get a bit of revenge and use him for a Gybe marker.

Thanks to those who have already put the word on the boy, Collingwood have already played so he shouldn't have an excuse tomorrow.

Alby

[}:)]

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Collingwood have already played so he shouldn't have an excuse tomorrow

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Oh for the love of all things Holy .... a collingwood supporter

Hardy your integrity has forever decreased in my eyes

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Originally posted by Wineman

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Originally posted by hardie

..... I'll get round to it eventually..........

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I bought a "Roundtuit" at the hardware store once, very handy for a while....but I can't remember where I put it

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It's right next to the "Weightawhile"

footsraps are for cry babies, just wear yer footy boots

Naarrrrrr bullsh1t, you mean he actually is fixing them
The power of the pen A (or in this case the key board)
Bloody ripper of a good stunt to pull on ya mate anyway

Mineral

Sorry that should have been

Public humiliation

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Originally posted by mineral1

You going Hardie Run?

Mineral

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No I don't think hardies is going to work on this direction. Was contemplating Robins run for the WNW.

The biggest problem is we have the infamous 20-30kn forecast which everyone is chomping for, so you can almost place bets on it being 9m Fatty boombalata weather.

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Originally posted by mineral1

Righto am reckoning to go off Pt Majestic area or some place like that.
Will have to catch up and get the low down on the spots down that way.
Mineral

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Dependant on how much northerly there is (more the better) sth side of woodies should be good for a blast

So did you get your money back off Hardie Elmo?
I bet you had to put those screws on the mortgage?
If he doesnt cough up the dough let me know and I will organise a hitman for you

Not at all sure about what we've done, so the big fella could still be flying through the air when it all lets go!!!

Elmo's screws were much too long, (no funny comments please) so we drilled the holes out, filled them with epoxy and set some vaseline smeared screws into it.
With any luck tomorrow the screws will come undone and the epoxy will stay in place!

If that doesn't work it's new plugs.