I am a windsurf bum, never had kids and owning f** all but an onsite caravan and a car, kit, and working two days a week, it is a long weekend every week. That can be painful when there is no wind or waves and i get poorer by the day.
The food photo in my post is nutritious blackbean and oat brownies, sailing fuel!
That photo is is Mungo, but after that i'd gone on an adventure to invade budgy smuggler territory and parked right in their prime spot.
I'm sure if i didn't have drink and food to offer i'd be walking around in fetal position like the fella above for ever.
This is Pete, 80 + ? years old and not messing around out there.
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