Hey I picked G8 too!
How come I don't get anything?
It's because I'm black isn't it?
(oh hang on,. i'm not black)
It's 'cos I'm fat isn't it?
(oh,.. hang on, I'm not fat.
It's because I'm a short arse isn't it?
(oh hang on,.. I'm not a short arse.)
It's because I'm old isn't it?
Yeah,.. that's it. It's because I'm old!
Grrrr!
I'M OFF TO THE EQUAL OPPORTUNITY COMMISSSION RIGHT NOW!
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