Cliffo,
A little birdie just told me, you can't even get through one sail of newly purchased equipment without totally damaging it

I thought I was the Lord of the Imbeciles on this forum

In my capacity as Lord of the Imbeciles on this Forum I thou proclaim thee Cliffo,
KNIGHT OF the KNUMBSKULLSYOu shall from this moment be addressed as:
SIR CLIFFO THE THICKOOnly joshen Cliffo, your'e cool bloke, just a bit of payback for the bottom teasing
Hardie SoftBoy