Well, looks like you spent a while studying it.

Carantoc said...

Well, looks like you spent a while studying it.

Hell,,,I just ordered 3 sails,,,,wait,,,what?

I'll be out there showing you how its done in no time Carantoc.
Thats if this fraggen rain ever clears up.

stehsegler said...

not much wind at the moment?

If you took the time to read my dribble, I guess no wind where you are either.

^^^^See you on the water fellow wedgied poledancer.

^^^^^^Classic I dont do the thumbs crap often,but you got a greenie.
That guy is going too fast to be poledancing. Has gotta be photoshopped
And he dosent appear to be wearing the hotsailmaiu g-string.

I didnt type in anything,
it was posted by another seabreeze user,,,, like this one.

As for GPS stuff,
I get on the water for pure enjoyment,
not to try and prove myself to you.Sorry.
If you were impressed with my times,
it wouldnt make me enjoy the time on water more,
so why would I do it???

Its all in good fun Markie

Carantoc said...

Mark _australia said...

lotofwind said...

^^^^^^Classic
That guy is going too fast to be poledancing. Has gotta be photoshopped
And he dosent appear to be wearing the hotsailmaiu g-string.

Maybe you could post some of your kiting GPS speeds into the windsurfers GPS forum and see how you go then?

Anyway back on topic, I really wanna know what you typed into google images to find a windsurfer bloke on a beach in a g-string?

(and seriously I think it has to be a p!sstake - can somebody translate "einfach" ?)

I doubt lotofwind had to type anything.

He probably found it in a magazine he picked up at last years 'Say G'Day to A Gay' festival at Park Beach. I even heard he moved into a place just north of the Hoey Moey so he could be just walking distance to the festival this year.

Good to hear you guys are posting in those types of mags,good on ya's,dont be ashamed anymore.
Bhaaaa ha,,,you still dont know who I am do you? You are stalking the wrong kiter oldtimer.
I think I had better warn him though that your stalking him.Watching where he is moving to.etc,,,,Thats a bit creepy actually.
Classic

I told them not to use those photos !!!! I'm suing !!!!

Mark _australia said...

lotofwind said...

^^^^^^Classic
That guy is going too fast to be poledancing. Has gotta be photoshopped
And he dosent appear to be wearing the hotsailmaiu g-string.

(and seriously I think it has to be a p!sstake - can somebody translate "einfach" ?)

"einfach"--- translation,
"Poledancer are people too"
Just kidding.
But Carontoc said he saw the pic in a gay mag apparently.

WOW,you are a stalker. That was about 6 months ago
But the appatments you speak of are waaay south of the Hoey????????
Not north???

The above statement seems a bit steriotype and raciest.

Its all good Carontoc,
This thread was posted all in good fun.

I have met some great windsurfers and some d!ck windsurfers, but I dont say they are all d!cks because of the minority.

I have a good Japanese mate who is one of the greatest people I have every met.
Not the,,,"They are all the same" as you describe.

Again,,,this thread was in all good fun.Enjoy


PS....Im still gunna warn the kiter that moved in north of the Hoey though,bit creepy.

Sokahshi

And in answer to your original question :

It is German. No further explaination required.


(are the Krauts fair game or off limits like the Japs ? ) [}:)]

I can explain this.

At the beginning of 2011, the sales and marketing department of a HotSailsMaui stockist in Kiel, Germany, conducted a survey of windsurfing customers. The polled sample size gave them good confidence margins that confirmed the belief that a particular population group was very under-represented in windsurfing. So, a marketing campaign was designed specifically to target this population group. The campaign revolved around the slogans "Einfach Hot", meaning "simply hot", and the sub-slogan (hardly readible in this example) "Windsurfen ist Einfach, etc..." - "Windsurfing is easy, why don't you give it a try". At the same time, HotSailsMaui introduced the availability of fully customiseable sail designs (in terms of colours and patterns, not the shape, of course).

So, lotofwind, why not have a custom design made and give it a try? Pinnaroo Point is a good place to learn.

Draw your curtains.

Anybody could be parked outside with a pair of binnoculars and see you in that chicken costume and gimp mask.

And stop googling 'I want to windsurf, but I am afraid'. Anybody taped into your phone line and hacked into your ISP might find out what you are searching for.