I have a question in relation to windsurfing.
If you are a bit slow, could you please respond with something completely unrelated to my question.

Thanks

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Originally posted by jjd

I have a question in relation to windsurfing.
If you are a bit slow, could you please respond with something completely unrelated to my question.

Thanks

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JJd

when you post a topic called "Wedge"

and it comprises of.. and hopefully I can remember the whole massive post

Beaches, Banks

and you expect to get a reasonable reply.

A bit more detail and you may get a more informed response, we're Psychotic not Psychic.

i just got a sailboard free from a friend i like to snowboard as i have been sailing sail boats for 34 years where i live i found this forum using google and it is better than any other fin i have so everyone is so helpful i look forward to getting my sailboard many thanks

I like walking in the rain

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Originally posted by Pugwash

rwoks are dead sexy and go ka-boom in microwave when put on high for time

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particuarly the ones from up in the river bed South West of Mullawa near the Coal Seam

Dear jjd,

I've never written to you before, but I really need your advice on what could be a crucial decision. I've suspected for some time now that my wife has been cheating on me.

The usual signs... phone rings but if I answer, the caller hangs up. My wife has been going out with the girls a lot recently although when I ask their names she always says, "Just some friends from work, you don't know them."

I always stay awake to look out for her taxi coming home, but she always walks down the drive. Although I can hear a car driving off, as if she has gotten out of the car round the corner. Why? Maybe she wasn't in a taxi? I once picked her cell phone up just to see what time it was and she went berserk and screamed that I should never touch her phone again and why was I checking up on her.

Anyway, I have never approached the subject with my wife. I think deep down I just didn't want to know the truth, but last night she went out again and I decided to really check on her.

I decided I was going to place my windsurfing equipment next to the garage and then hide behind it so I could get a good view of the whole street when she came home. It was at that moment, crouching behind my gear, that I noticed that hairline cracks have developed on my Neil Pryde Mast.

Is this a manufacturing defect and should I ask the dealer to replace the mast?

Thanks,

Knot Board

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Originally posted by nebbian

Where's Kremlin when you need him?

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Yea, where is he, gone very very quite, miss his slant on things

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Originally posted by poor relative

Spice up your sex life by trying a bit of `rodeo sex`. Take your missus from behind and, holding on tightly to her jugs, call her by the wrong name. See how long you can `stay mounted` for.

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Thats the funniest thing I have ever heard Reli
LMAO

kiting is so much better than windsurfing.....

You can tell an idiot, but you can't tell him much

ya got it Mineral1