Dear Dr Fruitloop,
You spelt Mandurah wrong so your banned

Elmo said it aint happening tommorow in Mandurah, so Lano's will probably be best, Lano's is short for Lancellin, 127 km north of Perth CBD. Best all-round windsurfing spot in WA. Main break is good but crowded. South Passage, is best wave around, just need more perfect conditions than Mains. Go there!! stay away from mandurah

, only old middle aged and decrepit retired and wannabe retired windsurfers wavesail that because they aint good enuff to sail Lano's

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Geeries and Shark Pits are secret spots, so can't tell you about them. Geeries is located on the estuary side of the dawesville cut 500 metres north, in East Port canals, and shark pits is located in front of Elmo's place, which is 3 km's south of the cut entry estuary side




. Huge breaks when the swell gets over 4 metres and gets into the estuary it's just perfect side shore down the line wavesailing.

See earlier post for real locations. if coming from Perth, off main highway, turn right at Yeedong Rd, then last turn on your right before you hit the beach is where you'll find Geeries and Shark Pits. Turn R at this road and about 2-300 metres you'll find the rigging area, I doubt you;ll be first there. Don't let anyone know I told you or I'll get my fat arse kicked

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If you see some fat, balding, or very hairy looking, middleaged, and decrepit looking Wavesailors do not approach them, they could be dangerous to your mental health

, they're a pack of fkn weirdo's down that way

It's that small town, inbred sort of thing that you find in a place like Mandewra.
Hardie