So after a little while on Seabreeze we get to "know" each other by our online personalities.

Who (from Seabreeze) do you know or have met in person?

Grumplestilskin (Unfortunately worse in person)
Elmo (Not really a furry puppet)
Greenroom (Yes he is insane)
Mineral1 (Top Bloke)
lao shi (Nice Guy)
Snides (Needs Help)
25 (Spoilt Sport steals all our records)
bender (has serious problems, don't forget to switch on your gps when speedsailing)
Aus1111 (Top Bloke)
Slowboat (Really Really slow)
Bean (a vegie)
xman (Nice guy)
Decrepit (yes he is really decrepit)
Nebbian (Sick Puppy)
Binny (The most unfortunate woman in Australia)
Sailquik (top Bloke)
Kato (Top Bloke)
Mathew (Top Bloke)
Poor Relative (Needs In-patient Hospitalisation immediately)
Bundy Bear (Looks like the bear in the Add)
Sandi Bottom (Gorgeous and shouldn't drive up Plain St Towing a Caravan)
All the Diva's (Top Women)
Pepe47 (Top Bloke)
Windy Miller (hangs out with Greenroom says it all)
Rooster (really Tall)
Westozwind (Top Bloke)

Too many more to mention, in reality all very nice people, except for probably grumps, elmo, decrepit, greenroom, nebbian, and poor reli, these guys really do need help

I like your style, hardie, (so i copied it )

Greenroom (can be relied on to exaggerate the conditions)
WINDY MILLER (who let him into our country?)
Edge (up and coming young sailor)
Decrepit (doesn't use weight belts for speed sailing - just wets his beard)
Troppo (learnt to backloop on the "wrong" tack in just 2 hours !!)
gazza (his "all-rounder" is 65L wtf?!)
Juice (he's not all that blue...)
Rider5 (a local custom board maker)
mark_australia (he really does have his finger stuck in his nose)
Poor Relative (hahahahahaha)
Laurie (i'm not worthy!!!)
NJPornstar (the kite pimp)
Alberto (he really is "stoked")
spot1 ("you should have been here an hour ago")
The Grinch ("forwards are easier if you close your eyes"?!?!)
rooster (met him at "rooster's")
shi thouse (wouldn't want to meet him in a dark alley!)
Pugwash
Zed
Exman
stehsegler
Windwarrior
Paul Kelf
Filthy_amateur
ReflexFilms
kremlin

Let me see now,
Grumps
Pointman(nearly forgot the little fulla)
Windy miller
Decrepit
Elmo
Hardie
Binny
Nebbian
The Diva girls
Loa Shi
TonyC
Porka
Pugwash
Bean
Bender
Westozwind
MintoGT
25
slowboat
Snides8 (found out he is sort of a relation which was funny)
Jordo
Aus1111
Gonewindsurfing247 (met him today)
Plus a stack of others know I have missed a few, apologize if I have getin old

I'm trying to forget the few ones I met

hardie said...

Windy Miller (hangs out with Greenroom says it all)

Miller is totally insane! He charges like Stonies kids! He has an endless supply of energy and stoke! I just cant keep up with him!

let me see

Hardie (I'm sure he's on the wrong side of the couch )
Elmo (It's no wonder he stuffs his gear, he is so busy talking instead of concentrating)
Decrepit (The wise old sage Leonardo DaCrepit)
Mineral (can you actually see without those coke bottles???)
Westozwind (top bloke)
Nebbian (bloody mac ophile, no wonder he uses ezzy's)
Greenroom (briefly)
Windy Miller (briefly)
Poor Rellie (not often enough)
All the Divas (I try not to hang around them, they sail too well and make me look bad)
Sinker
Jord070 (up and coming gun)
graceman
mintox
whipping boy (he really is sir les)
pointman (no way someone that big could walk point )
sandi bottom (yes she has to put up with me every night )

and a bunch of other blokes who I'm not sure if they are on here or not

to be honest, I've never met anyone at the beach/river who wasn't friendly enough to at least say g'day

looking forward to meeting more of you reprobates in the future.

Mr. No-one said...

I've been down the beach with Juice saying "hey, see that guy over there, that's Greenroom." I thought "but he dosen't look nuts".

Thats because I had them tucked in

Greenroom said...

hardie said...

Windy Miller (hangs out with Greenroom says it all)

Miller is totally insane! He charges like Stonies kids! He has an endless supply of energy and stoke! I just cant keep up with him!

as mentioned b4:

Greenroom (can be relied on to exaggerate the conditions)

I've met windy , mark-australia , mr no-one ,jordo and probably a **** load of the rest of you fanatical barstards on lano beach

Too many to list, and probably many more that I have spoken to in passing without saying "Hey, who are u on seabreeze?"

well where do i start
iceman-tope bloke and alot of fun to sail with
jimmy- a gentleman and a bloody top sailer

Leech said...



Who (from Seabreeze) do you know or have met in person?

No one

I've met lots.
I have a fetish for windsurfers, like lesbians really.
I plan to meet more.....especially Mark_australia.....is he a lesbian?

Everyone i have met i have laughed with.
Your a funny bunch....

heres my list.
Copied from Hardie. I havent met most of them really but hey who cares?

Grumplestilskin (likes donuts but likes lesbians more)
Elmo (Talks with a stutter and has a lazy eye)
Greenroom (likes to pluck his anal hairs)
Mineral1 (eats rocks)
lao shi (Dresses like a girl)
Snides (Wlaks with a limp)
25 (Has no pubes)
bender (the name says it all)
Slowboat (stuffs celery pieces up his nose when anxious)
Decrepit (stutters spits falls over and demands breakfast continually)
Nebbian (Likes showing his litter of puppys to small children)
Hardie (Puts potatoes down his speedoes and pretends he's a bloke)
Windy Miller (always has his hands in his trouser pockets fiddling with his meat and veg. never shake his hand)
Leech (sticks plastic forks in his eye for a laugh)
Laurie (smells of durex)
Mark_australia (likes to eat other peoples ear wax and smear it across his face)
and a bunch of kiters who are very gay.

Would like to meet more of you but i feel like a twat walking up to a bunch of windsurfers and saying "Hi i'm poor relative"