Im thinkin real life TV drama,
"Minerals Mullaloo rescue"
You wont beleive your eyes when as Mr Mino as we like to call him describes a rescue.
Reporter-
So Mineral have you had to rescue someone reciently?
Mino-
Yeh well, (Thick bogan aussie surfer slag) there was this Euro, it was blowin 70 knots at least and while I was out the back pullin meself

on me 61 ltr monster wave rider JP special, I noticed this Euro being dragged from what I can gather was Maddagasker

he had this worried look on his sunburnt face and asked in broken Germainia for bratwurst snagger as he was very as hungry.
Reporter -
From Maddakasker eh?
Mino -
Dah?
Mino -
Anyway I peeled off this 3 mast high monster and headed straight fer him, as I closed in I whipped out me leatherman, ripped past and sliced his lines, gybed back and on the way out hit the lip of the monster wave, pulled a tripple backy and landed on the face of the same wave and proceeded to head towards Mr Im nearly dead now euro.
Reporter -
Whats a tripple backie?
Mino -
Check my new movie being release at the end of this summer called "Youll never never know until you break a bloody toe"

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Reporter -
Ok.
Mino -
So I scope the poor Euro now nearly dead about 22 kms from shore, I fang up to him and as I pass him doing 96 knots

using both hands as my rig is in perfect sync with body

I reach down and grab him by the waist harness and start to performe CPR.
Reporter -
I though he was nearly dead.
Mino -
So what if I like to kiss men

But I had to make sure he was alive, especially for my 007 beach shot as I run up the beach with Mr euro in tow.
Reporter -
So, did he survive??
Mino -
Did I break my toe being silly??? Of course

Reporter -
You da Red Barron of rescues friend


We that concludes another real life rescue by Mr Minera1, what a champ!
Hahahha hope ya liked it Mino dude



Respect
Cheers GT