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Wet Willy
Wet Willy
TAS
2317 posts
TAS, 2317 posts
19 Dec 2009 5:33am
(A little rap-inspired lyrical thing here...)



Been a long time, I shouldna left you
without a wet rhyme to step to
Think of how many weak blows you slept through
Time's up, I'm sorry I kept you

Been thinkin' of this, you keep repeating you miss
The rhymes from the Wet Willy solo-ist
As you sit by the internet, hand on the mouse soon
as you hear it, pump up the volume

Dance with the speaker til you hear it blow
Then, plug in the mastfoot, cause here it go

It's a 4 letter word, when it's heard it control
Your body to sail, you got it, BLOW!

(Peace to Eric B & Rakim)

Richiefish
Richiefish
QLD
5612 posts
QLD, 5612 posts
19 Dec 2009 11:27am
you're alive ! Getting any typhoons ?
Wet Willy
Wet Willy
TAS
2317 posts
TAS, 2317 posts
19 Dec 2009 4:17pm
Rain, rain, rain....got about a week of decent conditions last week, but it's back to the rainy season now...


Also:

New career,
finally got a couple of good boards,
...and I got married!!

Other than that, same ol' same ol'
mineral1
mineral1
WA
4564 posts
WA, 4564 posts
19 Dec 2009 1:41pm
Wet Willy said...

Rain, rain, rain....got about a week of decent conditions last week, but it's back to the rainy season now...


Also:

New career,
finally got a couple of good boards,
...and I got married!!

Other than that, same ol' same ol'


So El wet one, what are you doing now and where are you located?
easty
easty
TAS
2213 posts
TAS, 2213 posts
19 Dec 2009 4:51pm
Wet Willy said...

...and I got married!!


Congratulations!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Hope you remembered the "absent when windy" clause in your pre-nuptial agreement.
Richiefish
Richiefish
QLD
5612 posts
QLD, 5612 posts
19 Dec 2009 4:18pm
Wet Willy said...

Rain, rain, rain....got about a week of decent conditions last week, but it's back to the rainy season now...


Also:

New career,
finally got a couple of good boards,
...and I got married!!

Other than that, same ol' same ol'


New boards !!! thats fantastic! congratulations ......
easty
easty
TAS
2213 posts
TAS, 2213 posts
19 Dec 2009 6:39pm
Richiefish said...

Wet Willy said...

Rain, rain, rain....got about a week of decent conditions last week, but it's back to the rainy season now...


Also:

New career,
finally got a couple of good boards,
...and I got married!!

Other than that, same ol' same ol'


New boards !!! thats fantastic! congratulations ......




pweedas
pweedas
WA
4642 posts
WA, 4642 posts
19 Dec 2009 6:28pm
Richiefish said...

Wet Willy said...

Rain, rain, rain....got about a week of decent conditions last week, but it's back to the rainy season now...


Also:

New career,
finally got a couple of good boards,
...and I got married!!

Other than that, same ol' same ol'


New boards !!! thats fantastic! congratulations ......


Wow! Yeah! I hope you gave it a lot of thought.
That's not a decision you make lightly you know.
People can spend years picking and choosing, trying to find the right one.
I spose getting two would increase the chances of getting it right though.
Wet Willy
Wet Willy
TAS
2317 posts
TAS, 2317 posts
20 Dec 2009 7:56pm
You guys are funny.
Wet Willy
Wet Willy
TAS
2317 posts
TAS, 2317 posts
20 Dec 2009 8:09pm
Just for the record, I'm still in Singapore, the new boards are an 08/09 Fanatic Falcon Slalom 145 and an 08 Starboard Futura 122. The wife's name is Angela.

It's amazing what you can accomplish by giving up Seabreeze for a few months! You all know what I'm talking about!



******

Guys, I think I've actually found the best job for a windsurfer. Don't tell the whole world; this is too good to let out. I am now, officially, a DJ again (a hobby/job I started in 1988 but stopped about 7 years ago).

Picture this: as a DJ, you can wake up anytime you want, spend your afternoons either at the beach windsurfing/sleeping, or at home downloading music, burning CDs etc, (this can also be done at the beach with mobile internet), then when you arrive at "work" late in the evening, the first thing you do is grab a beer! And the beer is free! Then, after a tiring 4-hour shift (at $50 or more an hour) of playing CDs and drinking beer, you stagger to a taxi, and go home to bed!

Luckily most DJs don't have to work this hard every night, so there are 3-4 evenings a week to be spent with the wife, eating out or staying home.

I was making more money in my old job but I was pretty fed up with the 9 to 5 grind. (Even though I usually finished work at lunchtime.)

Whaddya think? Not bad, eh?
Richiefish
Richiefish
QLD
5612 posts
QLD, 5612 posts
20 Dec 2009 9:33pm
nice. do you factor the 4 hours of free beer into your pay equation ? Thats gotta be at least 16 pots at say 3 bucks a pot (yes thats cheap)..$50 !!! extra tax free a night.
Bondalucci
Bondalucci
VIC
1580 posts
VIC, 1580 posts
21 Dec 2009 1:04am
Wet Willy said...


Guys, I think I've actually found the best job for a windsurfer. Don't tell the whole world; this is too good to let out. I am now, officially, a DJ again (a hobby/job I started in 1988 but stopped about 7 years ago).

Picture this: as a DJ, you can wake up anytime you want, spend your afternoons either at the beach windsurfing/sleeping, or at home downloading music, burning CDs etc, (this can also be done at the beach with mobile internet), then when you arrive at "work" late in the evening, the first thing you do is grab a beer! And the beer is free! Then, after a tiring 4-hour shift (at $50 or more an hour) of playing CDs and drinking beer, you stagger to a taxi, and go home to bed!

Luckily most DJs don't have to work this hard every night, so there are 3-4 evenings a week to be spent with the wife, eating out or staying home.

I was making more money in my old job but I was pretty fed up with the 9 to 5 grind. (Even though I usually finished work at lunchtime.)

Whaddya think? Not bad, eh?


- You truly had a "Vision" Willy




(and all this time I thought it was just a Mistral Vision 130 !!! )

sausage
sausage
QLD
4874 posts
QLD, 4874 posts
21 Dec 2009 12:23am
wintechno said...

wetwilly dude, you remember me?? it's your old buddy Mr. windsurf, windwarning and now wintechno. I have missed you my friend. I never got a invite to your wedding my friend Did our other buddy 'king of the point' go to your wedding???


We all went to WWW (Wet Willy's Wedding) Windtechno
Wet Willy
Wet Willy
TAS
2317 posts
TAS, 2317 posts
21 Dec 2009 2:15pm
Don't worry WT, old buddy old pal, we actually just had a small ceremony but there will be a proper wedding party at the beach in Jan or Feb, date TBA. All Seabreezers welcome - but you will need to drink a lot of beer to make it worth the plane ticket..
Richiefish
Richiefish
QLD
5612 posts
QLD, 5612 posts
21 Dec 2009 1:29pm
lets see now. Airfare to singapore about $1000 return? now if pots are $3 (yes thats cheap) I would have to drink 333 pots to break even. Any more than that is pure profit.....sounds promising..........will there be bourban ?
Wet Willy
Wet Willy
TAS
2317 posts
TAS, 2317 posts
21 Dec 2009 2:40pm
Richiefish said...

....sounds promising..........will there be bourban ?



Richie, if you can't even spell Bourbon, I'm sure as hell not going to let you drink it...!

...beer is pretty expensive at the place I have in mind; about 7 bucks a glass I think. So you won't need to drink as many before you're in the black
Mobydisc
Mobydisc
NSW
9029 posts
NSW, 9029 posts
21 Dec 2009 4:44pm
We are talking about Singapore here Techno. So you have to have your passport in order if you want to go and the government doesn't put up with any dodgy behaviour over in Singapore.

Good to hear an update from you Wet Willy. We have missed you.


Wet Willy
Wet Willy
TAS
2317 posts
TAS, 2317 posts
23 Dec 2009 3:32am
I think WinTechno has been "moderated" again...


Hey WT, don't listen to what they say. Come to Singapore!

Bring us some drugs! Bring us some guns! Brighten the place up with some grafitti!
And please feel free to smoke on the subway! People will love you for it!
pierrec45
pierrec45
NSW
2005 posts
NSW, 2005 posts
23 Dec 2009 9:58am
> married...

Does she let you get your fill? If so, does she have a sister (or two) ?
Richiefish
Richiefish
QLD
5612 posts
QLD, 5612 posts
23 Dec 2009 9:05am
Wet Willy said...

Richiefish said...

....sounds promising..........will there be bourban ?



Richie, if you can't even spell Bourbon, I'm sure as hell not going to let you drink it...!

...beer is pretty expensive at the place I have in mind; about 7 bucks a glass I think. So you won't need to drink as many before you're in the black


.....Tequila it is then !!!!
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