Yep, hiding in the wheel arch should get me across the border and Trump will be none the wiser.

At least I didn't fall asleep behind the wheel.

The season started early along Melville Drive this year

Nobody will find your car keys if you hide them in the wheel arch....(If you leave the motor running with an exhaust leak).......?

lotofwind said..

Police have discovered the whereabouts of a man missing for 10 days, who was last seen attempting to break into a retreading factory in the early hours of the morning after a big night out.

due to budget cutbacks the mexican f 1 team had to
use a cut price set of tire warmers.

Very cheap Romanian blow up doll

Puncture repair Keith

After reading four pages of a thread titled "Updated from Mast Question?" most people had the same reaction

Um, when did that pumpkin turn into a tyre, i swear it was cinderella last night.

Sick of the same practical joke, Mickey Thompson was thinking of changing his name.

lotofwind said..

"Yeah baby, you are sooooo hot, like warm apple pie!.......who's your daddy now baby?"

President Obama screwed up again! He was supposed to hang Trump up to dry on that tire, but of course he is on vacation again and someone else carried out the order, and the person carring out the order thought Obama said "Tramp". So the guy carrying out Obama's order tried to run over Hillary, but missed and ran over that old fooo instead. While Obama is playing golf on his vacation, he is too oblivious to catch it. When Obama returns from his vacation supplied by us tax payers, Obama finds out about this snafoo and pays cash to write this off and to keep everyone's mouth shut.

Parked said..
At least I didn't fall asleep behind the wheel.

Parked, you are a WINNER, you had a lot of green, not sure if the most, but, I found it simply the funniest and a good safe driving message and didn't do the obvious grand dad joke of
"I bet his name is Jack"