.....it was only through trial and error that western civilization realised dim sims could not be simultaneously created and cooked !

Important German research during the war concluded that 9 times out of 10, kittens prefer flowers over grenades.

^^^ Bletchley Park was even more surprised when the Ultra was decoded: 'take a shower with some titty then meet us at the fete'

flower power wins again!

The Germans' literal translation of the great book, "The Joy of Sex" started to go horribly wrong when they reached the chapter entitled "Deflowering your first pussy"

Vicious, you hit me with a flower
You do it every hour
Oh, baby you're so vicious
Vicious, you want me to hit you with a stick
But all I've got is a F'n Grenade - you pick
Oh baby, you're so vicious

Life was never boring in the Wehrmacht.

"Now for my next trick I vill juggle a kitty, a hand grenade und a flower"

The Nazis kept trying to demonstrate a particle matter gun for the glory of the Fatherland, but somehow just kept ending up with Schr?dinger's cat**



** Schr?dinger's cat
from en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Schr%C3%B6dinger's_cat

A cat, along with a flask containing a poison, is placed in a sealed box shielded against environmentally induced quantum decoherence. If an internal Geiger counter detects radiation then the flask is shattered, releasing the poison which kills the cat. The Copenhagen interpretation of quantum mechanics implies that after a while the cat is simultaneously alive and dead. Yet, when we look in the box, we see the cat either alive or dead, not a mixture of alive and dead

The SS ran extensive testing on animals prior to introducing their new psychological testing program.......So kitty, do you prefer the flower or the bomb?

"You like zis flower nein? I can make a deal for you."

The young Dieter never missed an opportunity to practise the skills that would make him wealthy.

(he he. Beg your pardon Dieter. Just kidding)

with dryers not yet invented,

past generations had to find other ways to play with cats.