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NotWal
NotWal
QLD
7436 posts
QLD, 7436 posts
4 Aug 2008 10:33am
Go your hardest boys.

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elmo
elmo
WA
8894 posts
WA, 8894 posts
4 Aug 2008 8:34am
Thank God It's not my car
wormy
wormy
QLD
679 posts
QLD, 679 posts
4 Aug 2008 10:41am
Maybe mother is right when she said " pull that stick out of your a^se and you will think a lot clearer"
Richiefish
Richiefish
QLD
5612 posts
QLD, 5612 posts
4 Aug 2008 10:42am
if you look closely at the rings in the tree, you'll see a weasel riding a model train.
Richiefish
Richiefish
QLD
5612 posts
QLD, 5612 posts
4 Aug 2008 10:46am
I said sorry about your car buddy, but he still shoved this branch up my clacka !!
grumplestiltskin
grumplestiltskin
WA
2331 posts
WA, 2331 posts
4 Aug 2008 9:12am
The new "green" pickup, runs on fallen timber.
easty
easty
TAS
2213 posts
TAS, 2213 posts
4 Aug 2008 11:15am
"Yeah, I reckon one more log should just about be a load Dave."
stamp
stamp
QLD
2798 posts
QLD, 2798 posts
4 Aug 2008 11:20am
after success with the half cabin, and double cabin hilux, toyota are proud to release the new "log cabin" model
poor relative
poor relative
WA
9106 posts
WA, 9106 posts
4 Aug 2008 9:26am
John thought the best way to cheer himself up was to shove a log up his ass.
Richiefish
Richiefish
QLD
5612 posts
QLD, 5612 posts
4 Aug 2008 12:02pm
he's a lumberjack and he's OK
he sleeps all night and he works all day
he cuts down trees he crushes trucks he shoves sticks up his ar5e
and when he ties to pull it out, he says it cuts like glass... ouwww
Richiefish
Richiefish
QLD
5612 posts
QLD, 5612 posts
4 Aug 2008 12:06pm
Phil took being a greeny a bit too far. He felt that hugging trees was not intimate enough...So, he ,
knot board
knot board
QLD
1241 posts
QLD, 1241 posts
4 Aug 2008 1:00pm
How to kill a Canyonero.
sausage
sausage
QLD
4874 posts
QLD, 4874 posts
4 Aug 2008 2:09pm
Dave's home attempt to wood panel his pick up wasn't nearly as successful as wood panelling his ar$e.



PS - Might as well call the winner now as no one is going to better Stamp's response.
MikeyS
MikeyS
VIC
1509 posts
VIC, 1509 posts
4 Aug 2008 2:28pm
Proof that falling trees will bugger anything coloured red.
wormy
wormy
QLD
679 posts
QLD, 679 posts
4 Aug 2008 6:44pm
If a tree falls in a forest does anobody hear?
Fkn oath they do.
sflack
sflack
VIC
574 posts
VIC, 574 posts
4 Aug 2008 8:04pm
oi boys check out my Tree-Litre Ute!

Its a beauty!
decrepit
decrepit
WA
12883 posts
WA, 12883 posts
4 Aug 2008 6:34pm
I have 3 4 questions,
1/ why is he smiling?
2/ what's the rope doing round the chain saw blade?
3/ why's he holding a log of wood between his legs?
4/ are question 1 and 2 related?
NotWal
NotWal
QLD
7436 posts
QLD, 7436 posts
4 Aug 2008 8:34pm
Thank goodness Its a High Lux. Just gotta lift off this tree and she'll be sweet.
NotWal
NotWal
QLD
7436 posts
QLD, 7436 posts
4 Aug 2008 10:12pm
Richiefish said...

Phil took being a greeny a bit too far. He felt that hugging trees was not intimate enough...So, he ,


... took to sequestering carbon.
greenleader
greenleader
QLD
5283 posts
QLD, 5283 posts
4 Aug 2008 11:06pm
"colorado asparagus"

it's what real men harvest and eat.
Bondalucci
Bondalucci
VIC
1580 posts
VIC, 1580 posts
4 Aug 2008 11:30pm

"Damn! There goes the suspension."
poor relative
poor relative
WA
9106 posts
WA, 9106 posts
4 Aug 2008 11:21pm
It wasn't until the next morning that lewis decided his drug use was problematic.
Bristol
Bristol
ACT
347 posts
ACT, 347 posts
5 Aug 2008 9:31am
OK, Doris, you can come out of the cab now. And bring us another of them Buds.
Richiefish
Richiefish
QLD
5612 posts
QLD, 5612 posts
5 Aug 2008 11:31am
by relaxing my muscles I'm working my way up to that big log there.
elmo
elmo
WA
8894 posts
WA, 8894 posts
5 Aug 2008 8:48pm
F'ken Aardvarks
poor relative
poor relative
WA
9106 posts
WA, 9106 posts
6 Aug 2008 10:48am
No worries mate....its a hilux
evlPanda
evlPanda
NSW
9207 posts
NSW, 9207 posts
6 Aug 2008 1:06pm
Jack's log was far, far bigger, but he couldn't keep it up.
stribo
stribo
QLD
1628 posts
QLD, 1628 posts
6 Aug 2008 4:07pm
I said "Bring me the log BOOK "
DavMen
DavMen
NSW
1510 posts
NSW, 1510 posts
6 Aug 2008 5:04pm
"Bugger"

(in more ways than one)
Bondalucci
Bondalucci
VIC
1580 posts
VIC, 1580 posts
6 Aug 2008 11:59pm
Ooops! Just a matter of time before Lizzie pulls me up on the your/you're in the above caption. Remember Liz,....we're just testing!
NotWal
NotWal
QLD
7436 posts
QLD, 7436 posts
9 Aug 2008 6:01pm
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