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General Gps & Speed Waves Foiling Gear Reviews Lost & Found WA NSW QLD SA VIC TAS
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Al Planet
Al Planet
TAS
1548 posts
Al Planet Al Planet
TAS, 1548 posts
10 Sep 2009 4:49pm
Bender
Bender
WA
2236 posts
Bender Bender
WA, 2236 posts
10 Sep 2009 2:52pm
Al Planet said...




But the salesman at the car yard said this 4x4 would go anywhere!!!!!!!
sausage
sausage
QLD
4874 posts
sausage sausage
QLD, 4874 posts
10 Sep 2009 4:59pm
Bender's truck???
JayBee
JayBee
NSW
714 posts
JayBee JayBee
NSW, 714 posts
10 Sep 2009 5:19pm
I can see the pub from here!
sick_em_rex
sick_em_rex
NSW
1601 posts
sick_em_rex sick_em_rex
NSW, 1601 posts
10 Sep 2009 5:27pm
Al Planet said...




AJ Hacketts latest foray into extreme bungee jumping wasn't quite as successful as he'd hoped
sick_em_rex
sick_em_rex
NSW
1601 posts
sick_em_rex sick_em_rex
NSW, 1601 posts
10 Sep 2009 5:28pm
Al Planet said...




Falcon ute.....so good you'll never wanna leave it
Sailhack
Sailhack
VIC
5000 posts
Sailhack Sailhack
VIC, 5000 posts
10 Sep 2009 5:31pm
mum to little girl on ground - "you can just stand here & watch a few more minutes...It's not everyday you get to see a truck fall off a bridge!"
Sailhack
Sailhack
VIC
5000 posts
Sailhack Sailhack
VIC, 5000 posts
10 Sep 2009 5:32pm
The new road rules in Samoa are starting to take effect...
sick_em_rex
sick_em_rex
NSW
1601 posts
sick_em_rex sick_em_rex
NSW, 1601 posts
10 Sep 2009 5:38pm
Al Planet said...




"mate I told you, you're not a Transformer, you're just really pissed!!"
NotWal
NotWal
QLD
7436 posts
NotWal NotWal
QLD, 7436 posts
10 Sep 2009 6:36pm
Bugger!
NotWal
NotWal
QLD
7436 posts
NotWal NotWal
QLD, 7436 posts
10 Sep 2009 6:39pm


Ok boys, she's in reverse. Stand back.

evlPanda
evlPanda
NSW
9207 posts
evlPanda evlPanda
NSW, 9207 posts
10 Sep 2009 6:44pm
*** He's OK now, but soon he'll go into shock and start seeing Kiteboards and polka-dot pants...
Richiefish
Richiefish
QLD
5612 posts
Richiefish Richiefish
QLD, 5612 posts
10 Sep 2009 7:26pm
you think you've got problems, this guy in red keeps trying to mount me !!!
Richiefish
Richiefish
QLD
5612 posts
Richiefish Richiefish
QLD, 5612 posts
10 Sep 2009 7:28pm
go on ! pull my finger. I dare you .....
NotWal
NotWal
QLD
7436 posts
NotWal NotWal
QLD, 7436 posts
10 Sep 2009 7:29pm
Another victim of the Flying Pidgeon gps with Engrish dubbed over Chinese instructions.
"Prease to turn reft now"
pweedas
pweedas
WA
4642 posts
pweedas pweedas
WA, 4642 posts
10 Sep 2009 6:34pm



Gee these tyres grip real good. Stand back a bit while I gun it.

pweedas
pweedas
WA
4642 posts
pweedas pweedas
WA, 4642 posts
10 Sep 2009 6:36pm
Excuse me sir,.. SIR,... You can't park there!
pweedas
pweedas
WA
4642 posts
pweedas pweedas
WA, 4642 posts
10 Sep 2009 6:38pm


I'm sorry sir. You'll have to move that vehicle. That is strictly a NO PARKING zone. Okayeeeeeeeee?
pweedas
pweedas
WA
4642 posts
pweedas pweedas
WA, 4642 posts
10 Sep 2009 6:42pm


Now sir, if we get you out of there then I want you to promise that you will stop taking those estrogen tablets. They are seriously affecting your driving.

( is that one a bit too subtle for most people )

[flame suit ON]
[Flak jacket ON]
[Shields UP]
[Dilithium crystals fully charged]
[}:)]
[prepare for incoming]
pweedas
pweedas
WA
4642 posts
pweedas pweedas
WA, 4642 posts
10 Sep 2009 6:51pm
Is this the way to San Jose ?
No sir, you have turned right about a thousand miles too soon.
pweedas
pweedas
WA
4642 posts
pweedas pweedas
WA, 4642 posts
10 Sep 2009 6:53pm
Excuse me sir. The kiters festival is another 50 miles up the road. [}:)]
pweedas
pweedas
WA
4642 posts
pweedas pweedas
WA, 4642 posts
10 Sep 2009 6:54pm
geeez c'mon! someone else say something!
pweedas
pweedas
WA
4642 posts
pweedas pweedas
WA, 4642 posts
10 Sep 2009 6:57pm




Hey it looks like America. In that case it would be;

"It wasn't my fault! The side rails should be much higher."




pweedas
pweedas
WA
4642 posts
pweedas pweedas
WA, 4642 posts
10 Sep 2009 7:01pm
Hang on, hang on! Just let me finish off my phone call !
pweedas
pweedas
WA
4642 posts
pweedas pweedas
WA, 4642 posts
10 Sep 2009 7:03pm




If it was Australia, it would be;

"Bugga! Spilt ma drink. Chuckas a tinny would ya love?"



pweedas
pweedas
WA
4642 posts
pweedas pweedas
WA, 4642 posts
10 Sep 2009 7:05pm




America again;

"Goddam cruise control must be faulty. I'm gonna sue!"


pweedas
pweedas
WA
4642 posts
pweedas pweedas
WA, 4642 posts
10 Sep 2009 7:07pm




America again;

"I was hijacked. It was Osama Bin Laden!"



pweedas
pweedas
WA
4642 posts
pweedas pweedas
WA, 4642 posts
10 Sep 2009 7:12pm


"Now remember to keep your seat belt nice and tight. This is our first day at car bungee jumping and we might not have the bungee cable exactly right."

pweedas
pweedas
WA
4642 posts
pweedas pweedas
WA, 4642 posts
10 Sep 2009 7:14pm
"Is it too late to say I don't want to buy this car?"
pweedas
pweedas
WA
4642 posts
pweedas pweedas
WA, 4642 posts
10 Sep 2009 7:16pm
"Oh that'll buff up no problem. We can laff about it now."
(quote Trains Planes and Automobiles. Classic John Candy)
pweedas
pweedas
WA
4642 posts
pweedas pweedas
WA, 4642 posts
10 Sep 2009 7:18pm




"Excuse me sir. Would you mind slipping it into neutral for a second. We seem to be having trouble pulling you back up."
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