Pweedas' addiction to copiously posting on windsurfing forums whilst simultaneously driving under the influence of Oestrogen tablets adorned in a bevy of flak jackets and flame retardant suits was bound to end in tragedy.
As he was nearing retirement age Bert the bridge inspector preferred the comfort of his own cab then putting up with the elements chillin' his old bones.
When Darth settled down with a family and a mortgage he had to sell the fancy costume and trade the hot rod in on a family wagon. Converting from the Death Star's right hand drive to a left hand drive car still troubled him at times.
