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A horse and a chicken are playing in a meadow.
Suddenly, the horse falls into a mud hole and starts to sink.

The horse yells at the chicken to go and get the farmer to help pull him out to safety. The chicken runs to the farm but the farmer can't be found. So, the chicken gets into the farmer's Porsche and drives it as fast as possible back to the mud hole. Wasting no time, the chicken ties a rope around the bumper, and then tosses the other end of the rope to the horse. As the horse hangs on for dear life, the chicken drives the car forward, and saves the horse from sinking.

A few days later, the chicken and horse are playing in the meadow again.

This time, the chicken falls into the mud hole. The chicken yells to the horse to hurry and get the farmer, or the farmer's Porsche. The horse then says, "Wait,I think I can stand over the mud hole!" So, he stretches over the width of the hole and says to the chicken, "Reach up and grab my "thingy", and pull yourself up!!!"

And the chicken did so, and pulled herself up to safety.



The Moral of the Story:


If you are hung like a horse,

you don't need a Porsche to pick up chicks.

!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

featured on sports tonight, tonight

did he pay for it
the money he got from the photo shoot and his sponsors would have got him ten more rigs