what do you think about when you windsurf?

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KAOS69
KAOS69
WA
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30 Jan 2007 7:13am
seede bars
women with no last name
and a wallet that doesnt empty
elmo
elmo
WA
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30 Jan 2007 11:23am
quote:
Originally posted by poor relative

Just to stir....

I wish i was kitesurfing!!!





Just to make you feel better Relli,

I wish you were Kitesurfing to!!!!

Nothing better than a Happy Relli on the water with a big smile on his face

Alby
Leech
Leech
WA
1933 posts
WA, 1933 posts
30 Jan 2007 11:32am
can you feel the love?!!
Harrow
Harrow
NSW
4521 posts
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30 Jan 2007 11:18pm
Should I have one more run, because the wind is dying, and I don't think I'm gonna be able to waterstart, and I don't want to paddle the 2km back in from the end of the runway.

Should I have one more run, because I'm already an hour later than I told my wife I'd be home.

Should I have one more run, 'cause my hands are ice cold and numb, and I'm barely gonna make it back from this one.

Should I have one more run, 'cause those guests we invited over for a bbq dinner will be at my place already.

Should I have one more run, 'cause the suns going down and it must be getting close to shark feeding time.

Should I have one more run, 'cause the forecast said it was gonna turn direct offshore 'round about now.
shear tip
shear tip
NSW
1125 posts
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30 Jan 2007 11:51pm
Usually the last song I heard. I once spent four hours on the water with "Oops, I did it again" in my head. Oh the humanity!
Greenroom
Greenroom
WA
7608 posts
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30 Jan 2007 11:51pm
quote:
Originally posted by greenleader

was your father a jewish straitener of bananas roomster?


No he wasnt Greenfollower
Gestalt
Gestalt
QLD
14968 posts
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31 Jan 2007 1:19am
i got a challenge for everyone,

next time your out on the water try and think of a word that rhymes with orange.

mineral1
mineral1
WA
4564 posts
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31 Jan 2007 12:27am
Gee thanks Gestalt 90% of us will be wondering around for yonks trying to come up with a bloody answer
I am already, and I am not even close to the water yet
Anyway how come your up bugerising around on seabreeze, its way past beer O clock over there.

Mineral
Gestalt
Gestalt
QLD
14968 posts
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31 Jan 2007 1:35am
it's gestalt time on the house clock

actually i'm holding slalom comps with all my model windsurfers on the carpet. at the moment i'm in front with, bjorn, robby and vando following half a lap behind.

ahh. sunday it blows... hows the foot?
mineral1
mineral1
WA
4564 posts
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31 Jan 2007 12:46am
Foot, what foot,? I am still trying to think of something that rhymes with orange ya ba....d

Yep coming good, bout 2 weeks I reckon, X-Rays to make sure its all grown back in place and I can get back out to play.
All the conditioning gone, muscles all flabby, ah well, same as start of season, just belt the crap out of myself and it comes good after a few sessions
Must admit, I have never spent so much time in front of this bloody screen Outdone my misses on it this time
Hardie and Elmo keep us all amused with their stunts, every time I see one of their post I just start laughing, before I read it.
Mineral
Gestalt
Gestalt
QLD
14968 posts
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31 Jan 2007 2:04am
good to see it's comin good.

i think the reason hardie and elmo are so funny is because they have reached Windsurfing Zen. i am very jealous of how much time they get to sail.
hobie14t
hobie14t
QLD
259 posts
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31 Jan 2007 2:51am
mind is a-blank when on the water. Cant see its doing or thinking anything.
Pugwash
Pugwash
WA
7733 posts
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31 Jan 2007 8:49am
quote:
Originally posted by shear tip

Usually the last song I heard. I once spent four hours on the water with "Oops, I did it again" in my head. Oh the humanity!



Your such an Elmo

My brain goes empty, that's why I like it...

If I were a kiter it would go:

Look at me mum!
Look at me mum!
Look at me mum!
Look at me mum!
Look at me mum!
Look at me mum!
Look at me mum!
Look at me mum!
Look at me mum!
Look at me mum!
Look at me mum!
Look at me mum!
Look at me mum!
Look at me mum!
Look at me mum!
Look at me mum!
Look at me mum!
Look at me mum!
Look at me mum!
Look at me mum!
Look at me mum!
Look at me mum!
elmo
elmo
WA
8895 posts
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31 Jan 2007 9:28am
quote:
Originally posted by Gestalt

i got a challenge for everyone,

next time your out on the water try and think of a word that rhymes with orange.





Orange,
Oring
I can't think of a thing
grumplestiltskin
grumplestiltskin
WA
2331 posts
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31 Jan 2007 11:32am
Sheez you guys are dorks

Orange is one of those words that famously has nothing perfectly to rhyme with it. The other one is silver.
easty
easty
TAS
2213 posts
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31 Jan 2007 1:40pm
yesterday's thoughts - should I go back to work? Bugger it, it's blowin' constant 30-35 knots, I've allready had a 2 hour "lunch break", I'm falling in love with my new 4.2, I'll take the whole arvo off.
Harrow
Harrow
NSW
4521 posts
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31 Jan 2007 2:35pm
quote:
Originally posted by grumplestiltskin

Sheez you guys are dorks

Orange is one of those words that famously has nothing perfectly to rhyme with it. The other one is silver.

And purple.
Leech
Leech
WA
1933 posts
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31 Jan 2007 12:45pm
Geez, Harrow, my mother was right about what happens when the wind changes!
Haircut
Haircut
QLD
6491 posts
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31 Jan 2007 7:42pm
lozenge

gorrange

morringe

Fromthegong
Fromthegong
WA
23 posts
WA, 23 posts
31 Jan 2007 7:38pm
When I sail formula gear I think about work.
When I wave sail I think about catching waves, jumping, avoiding other sailors etc.
Hence I no longer use my Formula gear and have moved to Geraldton.
JESUS
JESUS
WA
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1 Feb 2007 12:35am
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sinker
sinker
WA
255 posts
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1 Feb 2007 11:52am
Very amusing Fromthegong....



I listen to elevator music...the harder the session the more annoying the music.

My favorite tune is Tijuana Taxi..why not try getting it out of your head now I've put it in there...[}:)]!!!!
sinker
sinker
WA
255 posts
WA, 255 posts
1 Feb 2007 11:55am

.........ba-da ba ba ba ba ba...ba-da ba ba ba ba ba
.........ba-da ba ba ba ba ba... ba ba ba-da-da...ba-da-da-da..Ba-bam
Ba-dum-da-da-dum.
mkseven
mkseven
QLD
2315 posts
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1 Feb 2007 1:19pm
quote:
Originally posted by Harrow

Should I have one more run, because the wind is dying, and I don't think I'm gonna be able to waterstart, and I don't want to paddle the 2km back in from the end of the runway.

Should I have one more run, because I'm already an hour later than I told my wife I'd be home.

Should I have one more run, 'cause my hands are ice cold and numb, and I'm barely gonna make it back from this one.

Should I have one more run, 'cause those guests we invited over for a bbq dinner will be at my place already.

Should I have one more run, 'cause the suns going down and it must be getting close to shark feeding time.

Should I have one more run, 'cause the forecast said it was gonna turn direct offshore 'round about now.



Usually followed for the next hour with something like:

Why did I take one last run

Always one last run , great decision you made there d*ckhead

Why did I do this on my sinker

I wonder if I should tie my rig to beacon and swim back

Why isn't it this glassy whenever I decide to go fishing

Please don't drop out anymore (wind), please please please please

Gee that storm is getting awfully close

That shadow is moving... seaweed must be seaweed... hmm that water is pretty deep... it's seaweed damnit

These new fandangle cutouts must make my wake look awfully enticing for a... think happy thoughts

I wish the council would put in more lights so I can derig in the dark easier, oh well must remember not to forget mastbase

Followed the next day with F*** I FORGOT MY MASTBASE
mineral1
mineral1
WA
4564 posts
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1 Feb 2007 12:24pm
mkseven, your so right with that
Mineral
hardpole
hardpole
WA
609 posts
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1 Feb 2007 3:04pm
I seem to get a song stuck in my head too, but I also SING it - noone can hear me so its the only time I can do that. I normally can only remember one line anyway.

I also talk to myself, things like, "this one", "turn on the next one", "no not that one the next one" etc... or "hit it" "hit this one"

When in the zone and cruising I start to daydream about all sorts of weird stuff but unfortunatley work does crop up now and then and I do have some quite good ideas when on the water. I guess the subconcious dredges them up.

Gestalt
Gestalt
QLD
14968 posts
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1 Feb 2007 7:24pm
the song i get stuck in my head is

Demis Roussos, (My friend the wind)

www.cduniverse.com/search/xx/music/pid/1268391/a/greatest+hits+1971-1980.htm&frm=www.cduniverse.com
check out what the customers that also bought this album have to say and what other albums they bought were and also check out the reviews at the bottom.

here is link to his website... enjoy.

www.demisroussos.net/gb/pages/home.htm

nebbian
nebbian
WA
6277 posts
WA, 6277 posts
1 Feb 2007 10:53pm
Everybody's talking at me
I don't hear a word they're saying
Only the echoes of my mind

People stopping staring
I can't see their faces
Only the shadows of their eyes

I'm going where the sun keeps shining
Thru' the pouring rain
Going where the weather suits my clothes
Backing off of the North East wind
Sailing on summer breeze
And skipping over the ocean like a stone...


Minnie Maus
Minnie Maus
NSW
9 posts
NSW, 9 posts
4 Feb 2007 3:54pm
Knights in white satin
Susie
Susie
SA
837 posts
SA, 837 posts
19 Feb 2007 11:36pm
I'm gonna pass ya!!!!!! ..... doh WAIT FOR ME!!
or
DONT fall off WHAT is that big black patch?????
or
HA HA you can't catch me cos now there's not enough wind for YOU!!! Yah, I passed you!!!
or
OH NO OH NO theres no wind, I've fallen off on top of the big black patch DONT PANIC they can sense panic. STAY CALM its OK a gust WILL come
or
ONE more, just one more, just one more, just one more, this is definitely the last one, one more, this one IS the last, one more...
Good comment Minnie
Susie
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