whos johno?

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rosey
rosey
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NSW, 575 posts
21 May 2005 8:11pm
ok he talks the talk of a politician...but who is john howard?
does anybody really know?
hardman
hardman
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1116 posts
21 May 2005 6:35pm
I think he's an electric toaster trying to impersonate a rabbit?
poor relative
poor relative
WA
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21 May 2005 6:41pm
i think hes a pollie trying to impersonate a windie
waveslave
waveslave
WA
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WA, 4263 posts
21 May 2005 6:59pm
He's a windwanker.
Greenroom
Greenroom
WA
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21 May 2005 10:01pm
has no idea about the trade industry, EBA's and family life
@#$% him off[}:)]
elmo
elmo
WA
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23 May 2005 8:26am
John Howard is the nom de plume of Paul Keating
markh
markh
WA
20 posts
WA, 20 posts
23 May 2005 10:57am
He did let slip in a previous post that he also has a biggrin
rosey
rosey
NSW
575 posts
NSW, 575 posts
23 May 2005 7:13pm
mmm..windwanker sounds good
does he have any comment in this???
Tony Blair
Tony Blair
WA
6 posts
WA, 6 posts
23 May 2005 10:14pm
Johno is my toy boy
George W. Bush
George W. Bush
WA
2 posts
WA, 2 posts
23 May 2005 10:16pm
Back off Blair, he's mine, my own little precious
waveslave
waveslave
WA
4263 posts
WA, 4263 posts
24 May 2005 8:21pm
Little Johnnie is an arse-licker.
poor relative
poor relative
WA
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24 May 2005 8:53pm
jonny's a f*uckin pirate, a swashbuckling pirate with a cutless
Tony Blair
Tony Blair
WA
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WA, 6 posts
24 May 2005 10:17pm
No no no, he's my toyboy, a swashbuckling toyboy, with a big electric toaster that warms my buns nice and toasty
FilthyAmatuer
FilthyAmatuer
WA
877 posts
WA, 877 posts
25 May 2005 1:02pm
John Howard is a puppet of the American Infadels. Maybe John Saffron should get a Gihad placed on him, after all he got one on Rove McManus. hehe
FilthyAmatuer
FilthyAmatuer
WA
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25 May 2005 1:03pm
Hes also a ****
hardman
hardman
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1116 posts
25 May 2005 1:34pm
How dare you all!!!!!!!!!!!

John Howard is my Wife, and I demand some respeck!!!!!!!!!!!
rosey
rosey
NSW
575 posts
NSW, 575 posts
25 May 2005 5:07pm
alrite we are looking for a windwanking, arse licking toaster..
anyone who fits this description that you know?[red]
hardman
hardman
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1116 posts
25 May 2005 3:44pm
Rosey,

I won't have you speaking that way about Elmo, apologise to him immediately, he has very sensitive fillings!!
rosey
rosey
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NSW, 575 posts
25 May 2005 5:51pm
i didnt know people named their mirrors hardman?..ill call mine gerald
elmo
elmo
WA
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26 May 2005 6:34am
Rosey,

I hope you are refering to me being a VERY distorted mirror for Hardy
rosey
rosey
NSW
575 posts
NSW, 575 posts
26 May 2005 5:41pm
hahha...no elmo
i was implying that hardman named his mirror elmo..sticking up for you!!! you should be greatful!!!
biggrin
biggrin
WA
107 posts
WA, 107 posts
29 May 2005 7:26pm
politician scum, tax payer beware!
poor relative
poor relative
WA
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29 May 2005 7:32pm
he is nothing in my plan to take over the world with marinas hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha
think ineed planning permission well think again you you you pirate you
hardman
hardman
1116 posts
1116 posts
29 May 2005 7:55pm
How did we get to Marina's on this thread!!!!!

I thought this was about my favourite chimpanzee, homo derelingus, if our little dero johhny was about more cunning he'd make a very interesting lingus!!!!!
rosey
rosey
NSW
575 posts
NSW, 575 posts
31 May 2005 7:02pm
i didnt understand those last 2 posts so i will just say 'yes'
a bit young maybe...
leski
leski
NSW
661 posts
NSW, 661 posts
31 May 2005 7:28pm
good I am not the only one then.
I usually never have a clue what these two are talking about.
I reckon most of the time they think they are on SeeBooze.com.au forum or whatever weird website exist on the net, and they type stuff in the wrong window.

I have tried so many Java program to translate instantaneously what the f**k they are talking about, but then it mess up the whole seabreeze webpage and the green/yellows arrows appear as some weird stuff that I wouldn't be able to check at work.
So now I just read one word every three or four and it seems to make some sort of sense.
hardman
hardman
1116 posts
1116 posts
31 May 2005 6:26pm
You pack of degenerate ingrates, a cunning lingus makes what?
poor relative
poor relative
WA
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31 May 2005 6:38pm
quote:
a cunning lingus makes what




A sly tounge??
A sneaky linguist??
hardman
hardman
1116 posts
1116 posts
31 May 2005 6:47pm
From you I expected better

Air Lingus is the National Airline of Ireland, a cunning pilot named Shamus O'Shea, flew a jet with 300 hundred passengers into Iraqi Air Space by accident, during the recent Iraqi war. When asked to "Identify himself or he would be shot", he stated "My name is John Howard I am the Prime Minister of Australia and am currently on a joy flight with my best friend Paul Keating", hence the legend grew of the "cunning lingus".................... you pack of imbeciles don't you understand anything about Australian History?
poor relative
poor relative
WA
9106 posts
WA, 9106 posts
31 May 2005 7:20pm
hardie have you been drinking too much caffine today>?
you seem irritatted
rosey
rosey
NSW
575 posts
NSW, 575 posts
1 Jun 2005 4:21pm
seabooze.com again some of us here are young hardy, like me, so translate it 4 us!!!
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