Scotf not sure what you do for a living but get a job on getaway or something, made the hair on my neck stand up
Scotf said...
Man I wish we were heading off today, I am in a desperate need for a wind fix. You havent been before so I'll paint a picture for you Bartman.
We are all settled at our awesome digs on the water, the brand new 2012 boards and sails have been delivered to our door by Matt Pritchard and he has helped us to set them all up perfectly for the conditions (constant, warm trade winds - perfect 5.0 sailing).
Your heartbeat is up because you can hear the wind and waves just beyond the fence line, beckoning you to carve them up. The clock strikes 11.00am and the gates to windsurfing paradise open.
You are so excited you jog your gear through the gap in the fence - this is when you realise there is a benefit to being on one of the only sheltered beaches on Maui when you see a plethora of babes laying around, sunbaking in bits and pieces of their bikini's, you struggle on, trying to get blood back to your brain and run through the soft white sands to hit the warm, crystal clear water at full pace, lock into your straps and harness and feel the power of the wind take you away to nirvana...
. Poor scotty who gets a little excited at the mere thought of a bikini. The babes are actually on the water, not on the beach. Mind you they are usually sailing rings around us punters - but i don't mind being a jibe bouy
