Look Blakey37 son, you dont sound much like a troll. So i will give you some advise. Take up windsurfing, it is not that hard, you will never look back. you have alot more control of your rig as well, than a kite. And If you think windsurfing is dieing, then check out the new technology coming from neil pryde sails and starboard. And check out some of my pics