Old Salty said...
Hey Croweman
Any suntan from your time up north?
BBQ sounds great. You name a date (not Mothers Day) and I will bring sauces and bread.
Despite my best endeavours to gain an old over light biscuit tan, I'm afraid to report that I remain the owner of the pastiest skin in Australia. Despite a standard week in Palm Cove, 31c light winds and a pretty Croation waitress at the poolbar to pour me another beer, the owners of
Banana Boat Factor 30 have enjoyed another profitable week. 35 years in the gloom of the northern hemisphere has left me genetically unable to translate direct sunlight into an Aussie bronzed 'look'. Maybe Kevin Rudd should take pity and re-direct some of his stimulus package towards us unfortunates with the double disadvantage of pasty skin and ginger/red/sandy coloured hair. Hat, rashy, sunscreen and beachtent retailers would increase the country's GDP by at least 15%.