2. Euros have the right of way in all circumstances

3. If you are on a wave and a Euro wants it you must bail imediately, if you do not bail immediately the only way you will be exemplified from this rule is if you trash your gear taking avoidance of said Euro when he rightfully carves you up.

whilst wave sailing

8. NEVER follow the locals traditions or sailing lines. They can't possibly have a clue what they're doing - they haven't travelled

Have gear that works well in light wind - especially a cool 6.5 / 95 litre wave set up

be insanely good at freestyle and jumping

learn how to wave sail in record time
or already be an absolute shredder.

Be really stoked to be somewhere new and different - and find the aussie accent hilarious (pronounces Jason "JYESUN" )

Be a super cool dude who will show you all the good parties and powder spots when you are in Austria

Freak out at how good cooper's pale ale is

Mark _australia said...

6. you must never ever engage in social chit chat. You roll up to the beach and say "hey what size?" to one person only. Never any further conversation.

LMAO

11. Go to a wave location and fluff around in the break practicing gay freestyle shish.

must be at least 6ft+ tall and no beer gut

constantly remind everyone that the beach where they come from rarely drops to less than 30 knots.

The Grinch said...


11. Use the f word in every sentence and pronounce it cleanly and loudly.

13. Use the word 'crazy' alot.

Like " I go on my 5.3 today, is crazy bvllsh!tfarkin today man!"

I've heard it all so many times...... say it out loud with german accent ;-)