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How to subtlely brag that I'm good at wingfoiling without saying it?

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FoilingPicasso
FoilingPicasso
13 posts
FoilingPicasso FoilingPicasso
13 posts
26 Apr 2022 5:31pm
This is very seriously urgent! Help please!
Seastudent
Seastudent
85 posts
Seastudent Seastudent
85 posts
26 Apr 2022 10:29pm
Pics with dry hair.
kitesupwingfoil
kitesupwingfoil
35 posts
kitesupwingfoil kitesupwingfoil
35 posts
27 Apr 2022 4:31am
ride without leashes
Dcharlton
Dcharlton
320 posts
Dcharlton Dcharlton
320 posts
27 Apr 2022 4:32am
'Kai Lenny asked me for lessons but I was just too busy...'
burchas
burchas
338 posts
burchas burchas
338 posts
27 Apr 2022 4:52am
Post a video, if you're that good we will tell you...
Jeroensurf
Jeroensurf
1132 posts
Jeroensurf Jeroensurf
1132 posts
27 Apr 2022 5:15am
Wingfoiling, yeah that was fun but nowadays I prever watersports.
juandesooka
juandesooka
615 posts
juandesooka juandesooka
615 posts
27 Apr 2022 5:57am
post on social media that you're changing brands, with a heartfelt thanks and goodbye to the brand that brought you up.

"that guy's getting PAID"
NordRoi
NordRoi
672 posts
NordRoi NordRoi
672 posts
27 Apr 2022 7:06am
Go and win a GWA world tour.
normster
normster
NSW
351 posts
normster normster
NSW, 351 posts
27 Apr 2022 9:20am
Change your name to FIGJAM
Dspace
Dspace
VIC
320 posts
Dspace Dspace
VIC, 320 posts
27 Apr 2022 10:08am
Leave the door open to your custom paint job Mercedes Sprinter conversion van with you full quiver of D-Lab wings, Mikes Lab foils, and custom carbon boards (none over 30 liters and plastered with Red Bull stickers) in plain sight for everyone to see.....


Oh and don't forget to make sure that (photoshopped) picture of you and Kai being all chummy is displayed prominently near that open door of said Sprinter van
FoilingPicasso
FoilingPicasso
13 posts
FoilingPicasso FoilingPicasso
13 posts
27 Apr 2022 9:58am
Dspace said..
Leave the door open to your custom paint job Mercedes Sprinter conversion van with you full quiver of D-Lab wings, Mikes Lab foils, and custom carbon boards (none over 30 liters and plastered with Red Bull stickers) in plain sight for everyone to see.....


Oh and don't forget to make sure that (photoshopped) picture of you and Kai being all chummy is displayed prominently near that open door of said Sprinter van


That's a full set, LMAO.
Piros
Piros
QLD
7303 posts
Piros Piros
QLD, 7303 posts
27 Apr 2022 1:02pm
Post an Instagram video where you need calculator to add up how many 360's you did 1080 or 1440
Relapse
Relapse
VIC
621 posts
Relapse Relapse
VIC, 621 posts
27 Apr 2022 1:23pm
Funny topic, Aussies hate people talking themselves or the conditions up. Getting your mates to talk you up seems to be acceptable though
sunsetsailboards
sunsetsailboards
531 posts
sunsetsailboards sunsetsailboards
531 posts
27 Apr 2022 11:26am
tell people after two years on HA you've seen the light and you're going back to a new low aspect foilYou might be ripping on the wingding but your grammar needs work

#splitinfinitive
Siksvan
Siksvan
61 posts
Siksvan Siksvan
61 posts
27 Apr 2022 1:17pm
Never hit a water, just keep complaining that there isn't enough wind for your taste.
Obviously when some serious storm hammer area and nobody's out, you'll post Pic of your gear and a statement that it was pretty good 4h session.
RAF142134
RAF142134
454 posts
RAF142134 RAF142134
454 posts
27 Apr 2022 2:59pm
Just got in from a 6 hour dowinder
foilstate
foilstate
129 posts
foilstate foilstate
129 posts
27 Apr 2022 3:39pm
NordRoi said..
Go and win a GWA world tour.


Exactly
Youngbreezy
Youngbreezy
WA
1260 posts
Youngbreezy Youngbreezy
WA, 1260 posts
27 Apr 2022 6:56pm
FoilingPicasso said..
This is very seriously urgent! Help please!


I thought naming yourself foiling Picasso was your subtle brag
drsurf
drsurf
181 posts
drsurf drsurf
181 posts
27 Apr 2022 10:30pm
Kai Lenny is your caddy at the beach, pumps your wings and assembles your foils
sunsetsailboards
sunsetsailboards
531 posts
sunsetsailboards sunsetsailboards
531 posts
28 Apr 2022 2:08am
talk about how your 50l makes such a great light wind board
juandesooka
juandesooka
615 posts
juandesooka juandesooka
615 posts
28 Apr 2022 2:57am
sunsetsailboards said..
talk about how your 50l makes such a great light wind board


Pfft I found even my 18L kitefoil board had too much swing weight. I'm now just riding a 1 foot 2x4, gives such responsive turning and frees up my airs, like there's no board at all.
Velocicraptor
Velocicraptor
879 posts
Velocicraptor Velocicraptor
879 posts
28 Apr 2022 3:50am
What size wing do you guys recommend for gusty conditions? I find my 4m is perfect for getting into the barrel but gets overpowered when it spits.
Tweezer
Tweezer
2 posts
Tweezer Tweezer
2 posts
28 Apr 2022 10:53am
Get someone to make an hour and a half movie about your wing life.
FoilingPicasso
FoilingPicasso
13 posts
FoilingPicasso FoilingPicasso
13 posts
28 Apr 2022 6:04pm
How about this? I'm an ambassordor of several brands, like armstrongfoils, duotone, redbull, etc.
warwickl
warwickl
NSW
2360 posts
warwickl warwickl
NSW, 2360 posts
28 Apr 2022 8:09pm
No need to brag, it's well known how good I am.
NordRoi
NordRoi
672 posts
NordRoi NordRoi
672 posts
28 Apr 2022 9:24pm
Velocicraptor said..
What size wing do you guys recommend for gusty conditions? I find my 4m is perfect for getting into the barrel but gets overpowered when it spits.


that is the best so far!!!!! I laugh a lot and once in a while I think about it!! nice one!
mindhoc
mindhoc
NSW
94 posts
mindhoc mindhoc
NSW, 94 posts
2 May 2022 8:39am
ride naked!
Grantmac
Grantmac
2389 posts
Grantmac Grantmac
2389 posts
2 May 2022 8:02am
No leashes
JakeDawg69
JakeDawg69
92 posts
JakeDawg69 JakeDawg69
92 posts
2 May 2022 10:01pm
Casually have an open can of Red Bull in your hand before and after every sesh. (Hint: you don't actually have to drink it).
marco
marco
WA
332 posts
marco marco
WA, 332 posts
3 May 2022 7:58am
Training with my swiss buddy Balz Mueller
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