I think he means that so many people lose boards at pinnaroo and no bugger seems to find them or indeed tries to return them save a few honest people. Pinnaroo is a seemingly cursed place to kite!!
It's OK... we've worked out where all the lost boards are going.
Due to kite-currents, not a natural phenomenon but a conspiracy of a forgotten alkiter splinter cell, all the lost kiteboards have been washing into StKilda. Alkiter has successfully been using the kite-currents to smash the opposing polies out of the water.
All the boards have now become casualties of "The War On Terrrrr."
