1st world problems

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SandS
SandS
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12 May 2013 10:07am

Woke this morning with a sore neck , pillow may be a a tad soft

coffee was slightly cold

waves were a little choppy

Stubbies
Stubbies
WA
1126 posts
WA, 1126 posts
12 May 2013 8:17am
I feel your pain... couldn't run this morning coz the ipod wasn't charged.
Mark _australia
Mark _australia
WA
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12 May 2013 9:19am
^^^ bit like me
Was going to the gym about 5km away to get on the treadmill but my car wouldn't start

rockmagnet
rockmagnet
QLD
1458 posts
QLD, 1458 posts
12 May 2013 12:11pm
Greed
patsken
patsken
WA
717 posts
WA, 717 posts
12 May 2013 12:32pm
Mark _australia said..

^^^ bit like me
Was going to the gym about 5km away to get on the treadmill but my car wouldn't start





Why would you need to go to the gym Mark ??

You are already the envy of most of us mere mortals without a body that's a temple
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sn
WA
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12 May 2013 1:35pm
much like our offspring.........

Sandwichmaker insists he is driven to the gym, and he gets a lift back with mates parents as he might be too worn out to get there/ back.
Then brags about how many k's on the pretend bike and treadmill and how much weight he lifts etc.

meanwhile his pushy rusts away on the back verandah- and it takes a cattle prod to make him lift a finger around the house

stephen
Issa
Issa
355 posts
355 posts
12 May 2013 1:58pm
A minutes silence for Collingwood supporters please.
dan111984
dan111984
461 posts
461 posts
12 May 2013 4:01pm
Sometimes there's no coopers sparkling ale left at the bottle shop, so I have to settle for pale ale instead.
boofta
boofta
NSW
179 posts
NSW, 179 posts
12 May 2013 6:28pm
Since the GFC things are so tight at our place we have to buy champagne by the case
to keep costs down
GPA
GPA
WA
2529 posts
GPA GPA
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12 May 2013 4:51pm
My cup-o-soup has too many peas in it!
boofy
boofy
NSW
2110 posts
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12 May 2013 7:17pm
My finger keeps going through our toilet paper
patsken
patsken
WA
717 posts
WA, 717 posts
12 May 2013 5:30pm
Not sure if I should retire at 55 (next year), 60 or wait until the kids leave home in 30 years.....
dorothyinste
dorothyinste
QLD
481 posts
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12 May 2013 8:41pm
boofy said..

My finger keeps going through our toilet paper


Eat more cheese!
boofy
boofy
NSW
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12 May 2013 9:22pm
dorothyinste said..

<span>boofy s<span id="dtx-highlighting-item" dtx-highlight-backgroundcolor="cyan">a</span>id..</span><span>

My finger keeps going through our toilet p<span id="dtx-highlighting-item" dtx-highlight-backgroundcolor="cyan">a</span>per</span>
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E<span id="dtx-highlighting-item" dtx-highlight-backgroundcolor="cyan">a</span>t more cheese!</span>


I kinda like it
Stuthepirate
Stuthepirate
SA
3591 posts
SA, 3591 posts
13 May 2013 12:38am
My hand doesn't fit into a pringles tube.
CMC
CMC
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13 May 2013 1:11am
How about having 1st world problems in the 3rd world?
Supersonic27
Supersonic27
NSW
235 posts
NSW, 235 posts
13 May 2013 8:20am
I went to a shop the other day, they wouldn't take a card, no EFTPOS!

I had walk back around the corner to an ATM to get cash!

Ruined my day
Beaglebuddy
Beaglebuddy
1595 posts
1595 posts
13 May 2013 6:57am
Some idiot in front of me hesitated for about a second before pulling away from the stop sign
paddymac
paddymac
WA
943 posts
WA, 943 posts
13 May 2013 8:18am
Plastic $100 notes are useless for lighting cigars
paulford
paulford
WA
312 posts
WA, 312 posts
13 May 2013 8:20am
I might have to buy my lunch today
Sailhack
Sailhack
VIC
5000 posts
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13 May 2013 10:38am
I forgot to hang my wetty up inside - I doubt that it will be completely dry from yesterday's sesh by the time I finish work early today and put it on again.
evlPanda
evlPanda
NSW
9207 posts
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13 May 2013 4:25pm
Fleshlight is too small.
Stubbies
Stubbies
WA
1126 posts
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13 May 2013 5:10pm
evlPanda said..

Fleshlight is too small.


That comes from drying latex in a microwave, it shrinks...
myusernam
myusernam
QLD
6158 posts
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13 May 2013 9:38pm
Stubbies said..

evlPanda said..

Fleshlight is too small.


That comes from drying latex in a microwave, it shrinks...


simply shim with a few fingers. Just like real life! (edit...ohh u meant fleshlight too small)


And my first world problem is soo many barristas want to put water on top of my long black shot.. IT RUINS THE CREMA U FTARDS. Put it on the bottom.
Pitbull
Pitbull
WA
1267 posts
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13 May 2013 8:37pm
Supersonic27 said...
I went to a shop the other day, they wouldn't take a card, no EFTPOS!

I had walk back around the corner to an ATM to get cash!

Ruined my day


Had something similar happen to me at the local chinese take-a-way a few years ago. My order came to $29 and the young chick behind the counter said that the minimum amount they would take for using a credit card was $30. I said taht we were talking about $1 here. She said I could make another purchase or I could go to the ATM around the corner and get the cash. I politely took my credit card back .......................... and kept going!


Made my day!!
seafever17
seafever17
WA
360 posts
WA, 360 posts
13 May 2013 9:50pm
Went on holiday for a week and forgot my toothbrush charger.
Toothbrush went flat with two days left and I had to manually shake my tootbrush around in my mouth.

Worst holiday ever.
jbshack
jbshack
WA
6913 posts
WA, 6913 posts
13 May 2013 10:10pm
seafever17 said..

Went on holiday for a week and forgot my toothbrush charger.
Toothbrush went flat with two days left and I had to manually shake my tootbrush around in my mouth.

Worst holiday ever.


My kids loved this one..
hilly
hilly
WA
8129 posts
WA, 8129 posts
13 May 2013 10:35pm
Bloody retards post comments on the funny images thread without posting an image ffs
SeanAUS120
SeanAUS120
QLD
769 posts
QLD, 769 posts
14 May 2013 10:25am


Couldn't decide what Rolex I wanted to wear when I was shotgunning champagne on the ski slopes today :-(
Sailhack
Sailhack
VIC
5000 posts
VIC, 5000 posts
14 May 2013 11:31am
I just googled 'fleshlight' to find out wtf you're talking about...you guys need help!

Now I have to clear my google search history so my wife doesn't confront me with this.
dmitri
dmitri
VIC
1040 posts
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14 May 2013 9:13pm
what about debt that farked up most of the 1 world countries ? no problemo ?
looks like most of ppl in oz don't consider big mortgages as debt because "everybody have 'em".
they think that only the credit cards should be payed back
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