evlPanda said...I've suddenly become a woman. What do you think I'm going to do?
Have 5 children to 5 different fathers and collect sh!t loads of maintenence payments and sole parent pension.Network with the other single mothers in the area for baby sitting purposes and live rent free in a housing commission house.
Plenty time for windsurfing then.
(I know my place in the pecking order) but its nice to dream
