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hardman
hardman
1116 posts
1116 posts
9 Nov 2006 7:39am
quote:
Originally posted by elmo

quote:
Originally posted by poor relative

i love my arse
www.seabreeze.com.au/gallery/gallery.asp?imageid=2724



My beloved just saw that and asked who had my photo.

I pointed out that this was Relli's fair freckle, mine was far spottier.

This reminds me of one morning that I woke up one morning thinking that someone had graffitied my bum, it wasn't till later in the day the boss admitted she couldn't sleep so she played a game of join the dots to relieve the boredom, I wouldn't have been to upset except she didn't wake me. I enjoy dot to dot.


Just as well she can't read braille, cause that would be a whole different story



Sniffle.....Sniffle........ Big intake of air.....
I have finally stopped crying and am now composed enough to respond..
How priveleged we are to have a mature adult male expressing intimate details of his life, making himself emotionally vulnerable to an Australia wide audience....... I get emotional just thinking about it..... I think this is a sign that australian men have now matured to a level where they no longer have to pretend to be macho all the time, and can now proudly display their inner vulnerabilities.... oops lump in throat........ excuse me for a minute ............................... I just get so choked up when I talk about this stuff,.....I'm Ok, I can talk now.... I've invested all of my adult life in the enotional and psychological development of men, and to now see my hard work finally bearing fruit.......... "Chokes up, looks away from camera".......... I'm just so proud of you Elmo..... Chokes......Sniffle... Thankyou for sharing... Chokes.........Looks away ashamed........ Big Gulp,...... Chokes up, can't breathe.......... has to walk out of room.................
elmo
elmo
WA
8894 posts
WA, 8894 posts
9 Nov 2006 7:43am
quote:
Originally posted by hardman

quote:
Originally posted by elmo

quote:
Originally posted by poor relative

i love my arse
www.seabreeze.com.au/gallery/gallery.asp?imageid=2724



My beloved just saw that and asked who had my photo.

I pointed out that this was Relli's fair freckle, mine was far spottier.

This reminds me of one morning that I woke up one morning thinking that someone had graffitied my bum, it wasn't till later in the day the boss admitted she couldn't sleep so she played a game of join the dots to relieve the boredom, I wouldn't have been to upset except she didn't wake me. I enjoy dot to dot.


Just as well she can't read braille, cause that would be a whole different story



Sniffle.....Sniffle........ Big intake of air.....
I have finally stopped crying and am now composed enough to respond..
How priveleged we are to have a mature adult male expressing intimate details of his life, making himself emotionally vulnerable to an Australai wide audience....... I get emotional just thinking about it..... I think this is a sign that australian men have now matured to a level where they no longer have to pretend to be macho al the time, and can now proudly display their vulnerabilities.... oops lump in throat........ excuse me for a minute ............................... I just get so choked up when I talk about this stuff, I've invested all of my adult life in the enotional and psychological development of men, and to now see my hard work finally bearing fruit.......... "Chokes up, looks away from camera".......... I'm just so proud of you Elmo..... Sniffle... Thankyou for sharing... Chokes........... Big Gulp,.......... has to walk out of room.................



Thanks for the recognition Hardie, one would expect sarcasm and ridicule for ones efforts, so it is truly appreciated.

Alby


I gather by the posts your provider has deemed fit to let you back onto the Web, that was nice of them
waveslave
waveslave
WA
4263 posts
WA, 4263 posts
9 Nov 2006 10:08am
quote:
[i]Originally posted by poor relative

I got a Blast shield to test for the chaps at Wind Warrior...




Rubber shirts can only be used in conjunction with a waist harness.

If you cop a heavy wipe-out and you're not wearing a waist harness,
the rubber shirt will roll up to your head like a cheap condom,
and fully straight-jacket ya.
hahaha
Kremlin
Kremlin
418 posts
418 posts
9 Nov 2006 12:28pm
Comrade Slave,
You have been having this problem with your BlastShield ?
quote:
Originally posted by waveslave
If you cop a heavy wipe-out and you're not wearing a waist harness,
the rubber shirt will roll up to your head like a cheap condom,
and fully straight-jacket ya.
grumplestiltskin
grumplestiltskin
WA
2331 posts
WA, 2331 posts
9 Nov 2006 1:01pm
I have one of these (paid for, so I'm not pimping), and use a seat harness. I also wipe out (a lot).

It can ride up a bit at the back, but definately never straightjackets me. Certainly doesn't ride up as much as a standard rashie.
I also found that if I pull it down, and put my boardies over the top rather than pull the shirt over the boardies, I dont have any problem.

The shields are designed to fit really tightly but still allow freedom of movement, and they definately perform as designed.

black dog
black dog
SA
42 posts
SA, 42 posts
9 Nov 2006 4:37pm
In fact if you look on their website it shows a picture with a guy wearing a seat harness (he's the dude with the gnarly chewed up feet)

http://www.windwarrior.com.au/index.php?option=com_content&task=view&id=29&Itemid=36

poor relative
poor relative
WA
9106 posts
WA, 9106 posts
9 Nov 2006 2:13pm
The 'slave is just jealous beacuse he's not as sexually attractive as hardie and i and he has a small winkie.

Just for you 'slavey www.seabreeze.com.au/gallery/gallery.asp?imageid=2732
waveslave
waveslave
WA
4263 posts
WA, 4263 posts
9 Nov 2006 7:37pm
quote:
Originally posted by poor relative

My arse always feels loose with a hardie hard man around



Tut, tut.
PR,
I'm sure WindWarrior Australia would appreciate the pimping a whole lot more,
if it was conducted in a more tasteful and professional manner.

You mentioned 'Blast Shield' only once in 2 pages of pimping,
and then the topic quickly mutated into a homo-thread,
with repeated references to bum-sex from the usual suspects.

I'm certain WindWarrior Australia would expect a little more discretion from someone,
who is representing their product on an internet forum.
poor relative
poor relative
WA
9106 posts
WA, 9106 posts
9 Nov 2006 8:26pm
Slave, your just the fkn fun police eh>???
www.seabreeze.com.au/gallery/gallery.asp?imageid=2736
waveslave
waveslave
WA
4263 posts
WA, 4263 posts
10 Nov 2006 7:32am
quote:
Originally posted by poor relative

My arse always feels loose with a hardie hard man around



Well PR,

Why don't you ask WindWarrior Australia if they wish to be corporately associated with your sick idea of fun.
It's their blast shield, let them play the role of fun police.
hardman
hardman
1116 posts
1116 posts
10 Nov 2006 7:35am
PR,

I don't know about you? but the Blastshield has changed my life:

I now have more hair!
I have lost weight!
and in the process, lost one chin!
Women are more attracted to me!
I have more money!
I am happier!
My Beck Depression Inventory version 2 score has dropped from severe depression to mild depression!

The Blastshiled Rocks!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
waveslave
waveslave
WA
4263 posts
WA, 4263 posts
10 Nov 2006 8:09am
quote:
Originally posted by hardman

PR,

I don't know about you? but the Blastshield has changed my life:




Well,
The Blastshield's corporate image has changed too.
lol

In the offices of WindWarrior Australia,
PR certainly does not stand for 'public relations'.
PR probably stands for cringeworthy.
grumplestiltskin
grumplestiltskin
WA
2331 posts
WA, 2331 posts
10 Nov 2006 8:16am
you must get a lot of nosebleeds slavey, coz thats a bloody high horse
hardman
hardman
1116 posts
1116 posts
10 Nov 2006 9:01am
quote:
Originally posted by grumplestiltskin

you must get a lot of nosebleeds slavey, coz thats a bloody high horse



I must admit Grumps since you've owned a Blasty, you've never looked back, you've nailed nasty, you're a Westoz man now, and you're even better looking than before!! I think the blastshield could change the world!!! Maybe if the Americans had dropped free Blastshields onto Iraq, instead of bombs, I bet the world would be a safer place now!!!! Try and agrue against that one!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
grumplestiltskin
grumplestiltskin
WA
2331 posts
WA, 2331 posts
10 Nov 2006 9:04am
lmao,
perhaps they should have dropped blackberries (portable email devices) on them, then the poor bastards would be so tied up answering pointless emails and deleting spam that they wouldn't have time to blow each other up
hardman
hardman
1116 posts
1116 posts
10 Nov 2006 9:29am
quote:
Originally posted by grumplestiltskin

lmao,
perhaps they should have dropped blackberries (portable email devices) on them, then the poor bastards would be so tied up answering pointless emails and deleting spam that they wouldn't have time to blow each other up



How the hell has this spam invasion happened? I have to delete b/n 20 and 30 spam emails everyday? Drives me nuts! How do they get your email address? Is there spyware on your computer that detects the email address and sends it on?
grumplestiltskin
grumplestiltskin
WA
2331 posts
WA, 2331 posts
10 Nov 2006 9:53am
yep, and they mine it out of genuine sites were you have entered your email i.e. competetion sites and basically anywhere where you have entered your address to gain info.

I assume your running some kind of spyware, antivirus software combo????
you should be. Also check with ISP they probably have an anti-spam filter available that should get rid of a lot of the crap before it gets to you.

there's plenty of good one's (that are free).
Even Microsoft's Defender (free download) is good.
also try Lavasoft Ad-Aware personal edition.

I'm sure the other webheads will have their personal favourites.
decrepit
decrepit
WA
12885 posts
WA, 12885 posts
10 Nov 2006 7:39pm
Elmo has already said it.
Use thunderbird instead of That MS thing, what's it called??
Oh yes outlook express.
Thunderbird has it's own spam filter, I find it works quite well, today I had 30 new spam mails in Junk and only 2 in the inbox.

I use "decrepit" on a few public sites and that's where most of the spam comes in.
Our normal email address gets the viruses thou, that's because somebody with an infection has us in there addressbook.

Oh yeah, love my blast shield too, wore it a lot at Gero and had it on this arvo, very comfortable.
elmo
elmo
WA
8894 posts
WA, 8894 posts
10 Nov 2006 8:08pm
quote:
Originally posted by grumplestiltskin

lmao,
perhaps they should have dropped blackberries (portable email devices) on them, then the poor bastards would be so tied up answering pointless emails and deleting spam that they wouldn't have time to blow each other up



I've got a dingleberry (blackberry) for work and it is being inundated by virus spam, yet my home email hasn't been touched, provider filters and Thunderbird.

The high level of spam in the last couple of days is appears to be primarily virus generated, as they all have similar titles it can be easily filtered (maybe even on outlook).

The trick is don't just delete them add them to a filter so as the wizardry does the work for you in the future.


TFIF

alby
grumplestiltskin
grumplestiltskin
WA
2331 posts
WA, 2331 posts
10 Nov 2006 9:37pm
The real crime is that even with spam filters, you still have to download the crap, even if it goes directly into a spam folder, and that comes off your download limit.

We should be lobbying the ISPs to filter it out before it gets to us. Good luck with that tho
decrepit
decrepit
WA
12885 posts
WA, 12885 posts
10 Nov 2006 9:54pm
Well my isp (optus) will do that, but I haven't activated it because I'm not sure I trust it not to filter stuff that isn't junk.
poor relative
poor relative
WA
9106 posts
WA, 9106 posts
10 Nov 2006 9:59pm
My answer to it is that i only give out my home email to family. Otherwise i use Gmail.
Gmail fkn rocks as does everything google do. Its free, and never ever any spam. Only thing is you have to be invited to use it.
If you want a gmail address pm me.
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