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COPS AND YOUR RIGHTS STRIP SHEARCH???????????

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DUDE
DUDE
NSW
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DUDE DUDE
NSW, 1132 posts
29 Jan 2009 12:20pm
i was walking down the street yesterday minding my own bussines,when 2 cops get out of a car and say you look like a drug dealer,were gunna strip shearch you now strip.once naked ,on the main street at 1.30 pm,they went through my phone,then told me to piss offf when they had finised. Any advice would be helpful prefer legal avice any budding lawyers out there
EB
EB
SA
492 posts
EB EB
SA, 492 posts
29 Jan 2009 11:59am
That sounds to radical to be true.Surely you would get done for indecency standing naked in the street.
DUDE
DUDE
NSW
1132 posts
DUDE DUDE
NSW, 1132 posts
29 Jan 2009 12:34pm
IT HAPEENED AT LONG JETTY ON THE ENTRANCE ROAD AT 1.30 PM WEDNESDAYand i have a voice recordind of some of the incident as for exposure charge if the cops whoe are never wrong tell you to bloody strip naked you do so hence my need for any legal advice as for yo saying its sound not true i will testerfi in any court that it did happenn
poor relative
poor relative
WA
9106 posts
poor relative poor relative
WA, 9106 posts
29 Jan 2009 10:39am
Shearch is spelt Search
Testerfi is spelt Testify
yo is spelt You
whoe is spelt Who
bussines is spelt Business

With spelling like that I am suprised the cops didnt beat the sh!t out of you.
DUDE
DUDE
NSW
1132 posts
DUDE DUDE
NSW, 1132 posts
29 Jan 2009 12:43pm
cool so if i understand this you are saying that the police can do hat ever they like to members of the public and get away with it,also that the police have the right to bash the **** out of someone based on grammer WHAT WORLD DO YOU LIVE IN YOU
DUDE
DUDE
NSW
1132 posts
DUDE DUDE
NSW, 1132 posts
29 Jan 2009 12:44pm
if this is the type of advice given here you can all get FARKED i would rather die that live in a country like this where you get treated like scum by the police force and by other kiters
poor relative
poor relative
WA
9106 posts
poor relative poor relative
WA, 9106 posts
29 Jan 2009 10:46am
I live in a world where good grammatical skills add significant substance to a possible hypothetical situation on the internet.
Pugwash
Pugwash
WA
7733 posts
Pugwash Pugwash
WA, 7733 posts
29 Jan 2009 11:01am
Urmmm, dude, it is because you are Bert or Osama Bin Laden...
evlPanda
evlPanda
NSW
9207 posts
evlPanda evlPanda
NSW, 9207 posts
29 Jan 2009 1:34pm
Mr Dude,

Regarding the incident at Long Jetty:

Whilst on patrol we noticed your yellow with red polka dot shorts. Being windsurfers we pulled the squad car over. We were just ****ing with you. Ha ha.

grumplestiltskin
grumplestiltskin
WA
2331 posts
grumplestiltskin grumplestiltskin
WA, 2331 posts
29 Jan 2009 11:45am
I've often wondered .... are you allowed to demand a strip search ??
MikeyS
MikeyS
VIC
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MikeyS MikeyS
VIC, 1509 posts
29 Jan 2009 2:04pm
dude said...

cool so if i understand this you are saying that the police can do hat ever they like to members of the public and get away with it,also that the police have the right to bash the **** out of someone based on grammer WHAT WORLD DO YOU LIVE IN YOU


No, Rellie is saying that good grammar goes to credibility. It's bad spelling that authorises the cops to bash.
sausage
sausage
QLD
4874 posts
sausage sausage
QLD, 4874 posts
29 Jan 2009 1:12pm
grumplestiltskin said...

I've often wondered .... are you allowed to demand a strip search ??


I believe if you pay for it, the Brothel usually allows it.
555
555
892 posts
555 555
892 posts
29 Jan 2009 12:18pm
If you can carry out a Citizens Arrest, why not a Citizens strip search? It only seems fair.
sausage
sausage
QLD
4874 posts
sausage sausage
QLD, 4874 posts
29 Jan 2009 1:24pm
dude said...

if this is the type of advice given here you can all get FARKED i would rather die that live in a country like this where you get treated like scum by the police force and by other kiters


What type of advice were you expecting on here dude. Maybe try "askalawyer.com"* or "iwasunlawfullystrippednakedbythepoliceandneedlegaladvice.com"*



*not actual sites
poor relative
poor relative
WA
9106 posts
poor relative poor relative
WA, 9106 posts
29 Jan 2009 12:44pm

EB
EB
SA
492 posts
EB EB
SA, 492 posts
29 Jan 2009 2:40pm
dude said...

as for yo saying its sound not true i will testerfi in any court that it did happenn


Just said that it sounded a bit far fetched, good luck with it all.Sorry for your embarrassment but this is making me laugh.
evlPanda
evlPanda
NSW
9207 posts
evlPanda evlPanda
NSW, 9207 posts
29 Jan 2009 3:54pm
poor relative
poor relative
WA
9106 posts
poor relative poor relative
WA, 9106 posts
29 Jan 2009 2:06pm


Spearsy
Spearsy
SA
213 posts
Spearsy Spearsy
SA, 213 posts
29 Jan 2009 4:52pm
dude said...

i was walking down the street yesterday minding my own bussines,when 2 cops get out of a car and say you look like a drug dealer,were gunna strip shearch you now strip.once naked ,on the main street at 1.30 pm,they went through my phone,then told me to piss offf when they had finised. Any advice would be helpful prefer legal avice any budding lawyers out there


Maybe it was Michael Jackson and Macaulay Culkin dressed as cops.
myusernam
myusernam
QLD
6159 posts
myusernam myusernam
QLD, 6159 posts
29 Jan 2009 4:45pm
no cavity search? ripped off
MikeyS
MikeyS
VIC
1509 posts
MikeyS MikeyS
VIC, 1509 posts
29 Jan 2009 6:03pm
By the way, what business were you minding at the time. Wasn't a small crack manufacturing business was it?

Geez Dude, you've certainly left yourself wide open on this one (no pun intended).
Cassa
Cassa
WA
1305 posts
Cassa Cassa
WA, 1305 posts
29 Jan 2009 4:18pm
This is unreal, i've been cracking up all through this , Dude go for another walk and PLEASE let us know the outcome
Toadwhispera
Toadwhispera
QLD
223 posts
Toadwhispera Toadwhispera
QLD, 223 posts
29 Jan 2009 5:31pm

quote]dude said...
,then told me to piss offf when they had finised. Any advice would be helpful



Well I hope you did'nt fall for that one! I'm sure they were just trying to slap a 'Urinating In A Public Place' fine on you
big gill
big gill
WA
649 posts
big gill big gill
WA, 649 posts
29 Jan 2009 5:17pm
i rekon someones havin a lend
Richiefish
Richiefish
QLD
5612 posts
Richiefish Richiefish
QLD, 5612 posts
29 Jan 2009 7:41pm
if its true...sue. Why do the other kiters treat you like scum ????(nasty kiters)
EB
EB
SA
492 posts
EB EB
SA, 492 posts
29 Jan 2009 8:13pm
dude said...

cool so if i understand this you are saying that the police can do hat ever they like to members of the public and get away with it,also that the police have the right to bash the **** out of someone based on grammer WHAT WORLD DO YOU LIVE IN YOU


I know my RIGHTS

Skid
Skid
QLD
1499 posts
Skid Skid
QLD, 1499 posts
30 Jan 2009 4:38pm
True story......

I once visited a (female) relative who was in jail; as the female warden was opening the door to allow me to leave I said, "Is this the part where you strip search me?"
She replied, "We don't do that to visitors anymore"
I added, "I'm kind of old fashioned, can I request one?"

And I still didn't get strip searched!

Was worth it just to give my relly a laugh though

Skid
Skid
QLD
1499 posts
Skid Skid
QLD, 1499 posts
30 Jan 2009 4:43pm
True story #2....

A friend of a friend is a (female) warden in a jail; when they do a stip search there is a standard blurb they have to go through. (a bit like the police's "this is a random breath test station.. blah blah blah...").

Anyway, she has shortened the standard blurb to, "show us ya starfish"
NotWal
NotWal
QLD
7436 posts
NotWal NotWal
QLD, 7436 posts
31 Jan 2009 11:45am

See! I told you (on another thread) - bitchy androgynous kiters.
battyboy
battyboy
WA
37 posts
battyboy battyboy
WA, 37 posts
2 Feb 2009 10:02pm
poor relative said...





OMG this just made me cry! The best thing i've seen!!!!
battyboy
battyboy
WA
37 posts
battyboy battyboy
WA, 37 posts
2 Feb 2009 10:03pm
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