I am engaging in a world first experiment involving the extraction of hardies DNA and replicating him.

I want to eventually generate an army of hardies and eventually gain world dominance and then hatch my evil plan, which is to rid the world of traffic lights and build more roundabouts. Real big roundabouts....roundabouts evreywhere, all over the place, big ones little ones some with nice plants in the middle, others with rocks
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Just wondered what you thought of hundreds of hardie clones running around would be like??

poor relative,

can you clone Kylie whilst you're at it? Just make sure the clones don't come out 1/8 her size!

bring on some wind!!!

Hardie, once I have gained world domination i will consider your requests.

I think i could give you a share in the Burboun thingo, and geez your welcome to the windsurfing stuff, as for the babes, well i could issue you with a share now if you like.

Blimey, Hardie clones have just taken over Narrogin....

so it begins, evreywhere you see a new Roundabout its me, slowly but surely gaining world dominance, and all those strange looking workmen that look similar, well thats Hardie.

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Fools your all fools

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Now a new roundabout in Bunbury with rocks in the middle

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Me Kylie and Maria Carey, though she is a nutter will rule the universe. Thanks forthe help hardie old chap.
Plan to infiltrate Augusta next

Justin,

What's with the Entertaining Bizo?

The sad fact is that Poor Reli and I are Fairdinkum

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the evil is unleashed on rural west australia, bring on those roundabouts, soon traffic lights will be a distant memory
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As for kylie, well she caught me having a passionate interlude with maria carey, i know i know she is a nutter, but by jingos what a fantastic set of breasts.
Kylie has now left refusing to be cloned, and i am too scared to clone maria, too many nutters out there as it is.
Kylie left in a storm....(check out New Idea this week for the full scoop) she plans to set up her own evil empire and rid the world of flowery ties.

My Dear Poor Relative,

You know that I love you and care deeply about you and would support you against petty agents calling you names..........

However, Sweet Rich Brother, you'd think that after extracting my unique DNA that you may have done other than satisfy your fetish for roundabouts

All that power..........

World Peace, Ending Poverty, Solving Iraq, Settling the Israeli Palestinian conflict, wild sex parties for us to attend, no more bloody work...................But no you have to go and build bloody roundabouts everywhere............Sheesh

Ok Ok Ok I've heard you..............

You're the boss

I've just started excavation work at the end of our street and am building you a bloody roundabout, **** it's hard work.........

Send some of those bloody clones down this way willya.......

Hardie

quick get to a Dr, a real one too... those tingles may mean that your cloned heart cannot sustain your cloned body anymore

its a bit nuts this eh?

As we speak, there are another thousand hardies being generated.

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My evil plan is unleashed on an unsuspecting world, i now have at my side as my evil mistress barbara strisand. Maria Carey had to be admitted to a psychiatric facility. Together we will build roundabouts, destroy traffic lights and create a new world where we dictate to all how to drive properly.

Hardie the new batch of hardie clones are on their way to you to assist with this monumental task, until such time keep digging

I too remember Pelican point, what a night, what a thick fat finger you have...i remember saying ouch on more than one occassion....BUT THAT IS OVER..... HERE ME OVER... NOW GET BLOODY DIGGING

no no no you have it all wrong in fact i love you both
nar i dont want a love triangle i just want to take over the world by first helping you both to take over the forum
damn i failed!

Reli,

You've got to come up with something better than this roundabout thing!!!

I've been digging all bloody weekend, the Hardie Clones you sent down, spent all weekend windsurfing and chasing chicks, they did **** all work...........They're too bloody much like me.....

How come i'm doing all this digging

You get one delicious experience with a tounge and you'll do anything for another...................I suppose......

When are we going out to dinner again

I feel like a bloody love sick teenager about you Rel........Looking all day at the photo's you sent me..............Drooling over you..........Pathetic Isn't it

Have been away for the last two days, got in a spot of bother and have neglected the roundabout world domination stuff
Thought i'd have some fun Sunday and went to Myers, hid in the clothing racks, and when people would be browsing through jumped out and shouted PICK ME PICK ME, any way got arrested and ended up in a psychiatric facility.
Some snot nosed psychologist said there was nothing they could do so was "released" this morning.
So am back to dominate the world.
Barbara has left me she found being an evil mistress too tiring and it kept clashing with her already busy work schedule. So am looking for a new one....any suggestions.
As for roundabouts, the work will be back on track, just gotta get a bit more electricity

I've got a house full of hardie's eating and drinking me into poverty, I can't windsurf, coz they've all taken my gear out, can't jump into the wives bed, coz one always beats me to her, I ring up the mistresses and there'll busy with a clone of me, feeling totally satisfied without me, who was the orriginal wild sexy beast that taught them all they know, poor relative you've created a ****ing monster, help me..................

We've created not just a monster, we've cloned hundreds of the ****ers

If only we used our knowledge for good instead of evil

Hardie and Poor Relative the 2 worlds greatest imbeciles