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Father's Day WTF

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cauncy
cauncy
WA
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cauncy cauncy
WA, 8407 posts
1 Sep 2019 4:55pm
In today's age I'm amazed we're still allowed to call it such,
, happy artificial incemination in a lesbian marriage day
amirite
amirite
350 posts
amirite amirite
350 posts
1 Sep 2019 5:10pm
daddy day is a brand
shops invented it
Craig66
Craig66
NSW
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Craig66 Craig66
NSW, 2466 posts
1 Sep 2019 7:14pm
Just another Revenue Razor day on the calendar for retail.
cauncy
cauncy
WA
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cauncy cauncy
WA, 8407 posts
1 Sep 2019 5:29pm
Craig66 said..
Just another Revenue Razor day on the calendar for retail.


Which one uses this razor you talk of
Craig66
Craig66
NSW
2466 posts
Craig66 Craig66
NSW, 2466 posts
1 Sep 2019 8:04pm
cauncy said..


Craig66 said..
Just another Revenue Razor day on the calendar for retail.




Which one uses this razor you talk of

Not this woman

eppo
eppo
WA
9793 posts
eppo eppo
WA, 9793 posts
1 Sep 2019 9:55pm
Father day...the day most fathers have to do crap they would rather not. It should be called "leave us the fluck" alone day. But instead our whole day is taken up with bollocks most fathers can't stand.
Harrow
Harrow
NSW
4521 posts
Harrow Harrow
NSW, 4521 posts
2 Sep 2019 2:44pm
I got a litre of Sara Lee Ultra Choc ice cream, so once again, my life dream is fulfilled.
Marsbars
Marsbars
546 posts
Marsbars Marsbars
546 posts
2 Sep 2019 1:17pm
cauncy said..
In today's age I'm amazed we're still allowed to call it such,
, happy artificial incemination in a lesbian marriage day


What about Bastards Day need that too
cauncy
cauncy
WA
8407 posts
cauncy cauncy
WA, 8407 posts
2 Sep 2019 4:40pm
Marsbars said..


cauncy said..
In today's age I'm amazed we're still allowed to call it such,
, happy artificial incemination in a lesbian marriage day




What about Bastards Day need that too


Mark _australia
Mark _australia
WA
23682 posts
Mark _australia Mark _australia
WA, 23682 posts
2 Sep 2019 6:01pm
amirite said..
daddy day is a brand
shops invented it


Is that what you and he call your days out...?
lotofwind
lotofwind
NSW
6451 posts
lotofwind lotofwind
NSW, 6451 posts
2 Sep 2019 9:05pm
Having one dad is awesome, having 2 dads would be twice as awesome.
Seriously, if it works for some people and they are all happy in the family, who are we to judge.
causehecan
causehecan
WA
668 posts
causehecan causehecan
WA, 668 posts
5 Sep 2019 4:40pm
Marsbars said..
cauncy said..
In today's age I'm amazed we're still allowed to call it such,
, happy artificial incemination in a lesbian marriage day


What about Bastards Day need that too


I have 5 of them a year
amirite
amirite
350 posts
amirite amirite
350 posts
5 Sep 2019 5:46pm
Mark _australia said..

amirite said..
daddy day is a brand
shops invented it



Is that what you and he call your days out...?


my housekeeper
doesn't get this comment
psychojoe
psychojoe
WA
2241 posts
psychojoe psychojoe
WA, 2241 posts
5 Sep 2019 7:19pm
I got a new shirt
I like my new shirt
I'd show you but I don't want to stand up
causehecan
causehecan
WA
668 posts
causehecan causehecan
WA, 668 posts
6 Sep 2019 7:17am
Your comment took me on a wild journey psycho joe... For 15 minutes i tried to figure out what position you were in where you could wear a shirt but it remained hidden. I flicked thru the ancient yoga scriptures and sex positions and couldnt find any.

Then i realised your not wearing a shirt and its just in a cupboard. Next to the doctor
warwickl
warwickl
NSW
2360 posts
warwickl warwickl
NSW, 2360 posts
6 Sep 2019 9:26am


I am happy
eppo
eppo
WA
9793 posts
eppo eppo
WA, 9793 posts
6 Sep 2019 7:43am
I got a from daughter cup saying "mr always right" and a card saying ... thanks for the money keep it coming.

Son just forgot (and I felt a proud tear flow from one eye).

But i did manage to buy a sup foil board and a new axis 900 higher aspect wing.

Happy Father's Day to me
Buster fin
Buster fin
WA
2599 posts
Buster fin Buster fin
WA, 2599 posts
6 Sep 2019 8:02am
warwickl said..


I am happy


Can we swap kids?
515
515
888 posts
515 515
888 posts
6 Sep 2019 4:03pm
We live in a politically correct world and are more accepting of alternative family arrangements.
But still the original family structure of birth father, mother and kids always trump any other arrangement.
My daughter made me berry waffles, a larger father's day dinner with in laws and cousins. Good times
Imax1
Imax1
QLD
4950 posts
Imax1 Imax1
QLD, 4950 posts
6 Sep 2019 6:54pm
I also got a selector pac of beer from my daughter and a taster pack of chilli sauces from one son , the other son .....well two out of three ain't bad .
cauncy
cauncy
WA
8407 posts
cauncy cauncy
WA, 8407 posts
6 Sep 2019 6:49pm
warwickl said..


I am happy


Your child was the imacculate conception , hallelujah
cauncy
cauncy
WA
8407 posts
cauncy cauncy
WA, 8407 posts
6 Sep 2019 6:50pm
My son bought me a bra and knickers, because he's transgender
ratz
ratz
WA
481 posts
ratz ratz
WA, 481 posts
6 Sep 2019 7:16pm
Buster fin said..


warwickl said..


I am happy




Can we swap kids?



I was thinking that myself...
japie
japie
NSW
7146 posts
japie japie
NSW, 7146 posts
6 Sep 2019 9:36pm
eppo said..
I got a from daughter cup saying "mr always right" and a card saying ... thanks for the money keep it coming.

Son just forgot (and I felt a proud tear flow from one eye).

But i did manage to buy a sup foil board and a new axis 900 higher aspect wing.

Happy Father's Day to me


I spent the virtually the whole day with my lot.

Not one of them mentioned fathers day.

Very rewarding.
cauncy
cauncy
WA
8407 posts
cauncy cauncy
WA, 8407 posts
6 Sep 2019 9:02pm
japie said..

eppo said..
I got a from daughter cup saying "mr always right" and a card saying ... thanks for the money keep it coming.

Son just forgot (and I felt a proud tear flow from one eye).

But i did manage to buy a sup foil board and a new axis 900 higher aspect wing.

Happy Father's Day to me



I spent the virtually the whole day with my lot.

Not one of them mentioned fathers day.

Very rewarding.


Are you their father
theDoctor
theDoctor
NSW
5786 posts
theDoctor theDoctor
NSW, 5786 posts
7 Sep 2019 3:08am
causehecan said..
Your comment took me on a wild journey psycho joe...

Then i realised your not wearing a shirt and its just in a cupboard. Next to the doctor


I think you meant closet, Dave
So close to pulling off a really good joke, but, just like everything you do in life.... you fluck it up in the execution....
japie
japie
NSW
7146 posts
japie japie
NSW, 7146 posts
7 Sep 2019 8:40am
cauncy said..

japie said..


eppo said..
I got a from daughter cup saying "mr always right" and a card saying ... thanks for the money keep it coming.

Son just forgot (and I felt a proud tear flow from one eye).

But i did manage to buy a sup foil board and a new axis 900 higher aspect wing.

Happy Father's Day to me




I spent the virtually the whole day with my lot.

Not one of them mentioned fathers day.

Very rewarding.



Are you their father


Pretty sure I am. Not too many around with the guts to go near the old bag never mind copulate with her!
rockmagnet
rockmagnet
QLD
1458 posts
rockmagnet rockmagnet
QLD, 1458 posts
7 Sep 2019 5:00pm
Harrow said..
I got a litre of Sara Lee Ultra Choc ice cream, so once again, my life dream is fulfilled.



I got a new Stand up and a bottle of Wild Turkey American Honey (no turkeys were harmed in the production of this drink.I on the other hand woke up with a very sore head)
warwickl
warwickl
NSW
2360 posts
warwickl warwickl
NSW, 2360 posts
7 Sep 2019 7:29pm
rockmagnet said..

Harrow said..
I got a litre of Sara Lee Ultra Choc ice cream, so once again, my life dream is fulfilled.




I got a new Stand up and a bottle of Wild Turkey American Honey (no turkeys were harmed in the production of this drink.I on the other hand woke up with a very sore head)


I know a guy who got a new JL SUP of his dreams but not allowed to have it till Christmas.
Craig66
Craig66
NSW
2466 posts
Craig66 Craig66
NSW, 2466 posts
7 Sep 2019 7:40pm
warwickl said..

rockmagnet said..


Harrow said..
I got a litre of Sara Lee Ultra Choc ice cream, so once again, my life dream is fulfilled.





I got a new Stand up and a bottle of Wild Turkey American Honey (no turkeys were harmed in the production of this drink.I on the other hand woke up with a very sore head)



I know a guy who got a new JL SUP of his dreams but not allowed to have it till Christmas.


Going to be bloody hard for you Warwick to walk past your new SUP knowing you cant touch it till xmas.
warwickl
warwickl
NSW
2360 posts
warwickl warwickl
NSW, 2360 posts
7 Sep 2019 8:22pm
Craig66 said..

warwickl said..


rockmagnet said..



Harrow said..
I got a litre of Sara Lee Ultra Choc ice cream, so once again, my life dream is fulfilled.






I got a new Stand up and a bottle of Wild Turkey American Honey (no turkeys were harmed in the production of this drink.I on the other hand woke up with a very sore head)




I know a guy who got a new JL SUP of his dreams but not allowed to have it till Christmas.



Going to be bloody hard for you Warwick to walk past your new SUP knowing you cant touch it till xmas.


I can understand you think it was me.
I have a custom Smik Foil SUP hopefully arriving next week.
At my age my wife is very understanding that I may not make it till Christmas.
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