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The Grinch
The Grinch
WA
733 posts
The Grinch The Grinch
WA, 733 posts
13 Jul 2007 11:25am

"What the f##k was that?"
Mayor of Hiroshima
jord070
jord070
WA
1109 posts
jord070 jord070
WA, 1109 posts
13 Jul 2007 11:37am
you just missed it,
big-gazza
big-gazza
WA
101 posts
big-gazza big-gazza
WA, 101 posts
13 Jul 2007 11:37am
It was a ..........
Mayor of Nagasaki
big-gazza
big-gazza
WA
101 posts
big-gazza big-gazza
WA, 101 posts
13 Jul 2007 11:49am
Ask not, what your country can do for you - ask what any good looking chick with big *i*s can do for your president!
John F. Kennedy
hardie
hardie
WA
4133 posts
hardie hardie
WA, 4133 posts
13 Jul 2007 11:58am
I'm gonna do a serious one:

He who fights with monsters might take care lest he thereby become a monster.

Friedrich Nietzsche

A poignant one in todays climate of fighting terrorism!!!!!!!
Sailhack
Sailhack
VIC
5000 posts
Sailhack Sailhack
VIC, 5000 posts
13 Jul 2007 2:02pm
"I didn't do it!"

.....O.J. Simpson

.....Michael Jackson

.....Bart Simpson
kris59
kris59
QLD
142 posts
kris59 kris59
QLD, 142 posts
13 Jul 2007 7:10pm
Logic is a systematic method of coming to the wrong conclusion with confidence.
kiterdan
kiterdan
WA
680 posts
kiterdan kiterdan
WA, 680 posts
13 Jul 2007 5:26pm
"If your dog ****s on my lawn one more time, I'll take you to court"

Mr. Thomas
Next door neighbour
kiterdan
kiterdan
WA
680 posts
kiterdan kiterdan
WA, 680 posts
13 Jul 2007 5:28pm
In kasikstan, we love cat and dog. Ehh they like dance on hot coal. No no, they like, they dance like this.

Borat
Blaster
Blaster
WA
501 posts
Blaster Blaster
WA, 501 posts
13 Jul 2007 5:34pm
Doh!!

Homer
Dawn Patrol
Dawn Patrol
WA
1991 posts
Dawn Patrol Dawn Patrol
WA, 1991 posts
13 Jul 2007 9:24pm
Try not. Do, or do not. There is no try.

Yoda
greenleader
greenleader
QLD
5283 posts
greenleader greenleader
QLD, 5283 posts
14 Jul 2007 12:22am
Woman on Street: Sir, you are drunk; very, very drunk.
Winston Churchill: Madame, you are ugly; very, very ugly.
I shall be sober in the morning.
jquigley
jquigley
WA
205 posts
jquigley jquigley
WA, 205 posts
13 Jul 2007 11:01pm
Man who go to bed with itchy bottom......wake up with smelly finger.

Con****ius
Mark _australia
Mark _australia
WA
23686 posts
Mark _australia Mark _australia
WA, 23686 posts
14 Jul 2007 8:27am
Man who go camping with woman have naughty intent

Richiefish
Richiefish
QLD
5612 posts
Richiefish Richiefish
QLD, 5612 posts
14 Jul 2007 11:17am
Many things, are true.........
poor relative
poor relative
WA
9106 posts
poor relative poor relative
WA, 9106 posts
14 Jul 2007 9:56am
Fashion is a tattoo on your girlfriend's breast...
Fashion is a gold ring pierced thru her soft nipple.
And sadly fads fade like the indelible hues of an ancient tat,
on an aged and saggy tit.

Waveslave, Seabreeze forums 2007
The Grinch
The Grinch
WA
733 posts
The Grinch The Grinch
WA, 733 posts
16 Jul 2007 10:07am

"When those clouds pass over it'll fill in.."
By:
Pretty much every knob i've met down the beach.
MikeyS
MikeyS
VIC
1509 posts
MikeyS MikeyS
VIC, 1509 posts
17 Jul 2007 1:32pm
quote:
Originally posted by greenleader

Woman on Street: Sir, you are drunk; very, very drunk.
Winston Churchill: Madame, you are ugly; very, very ugly.
I shall be sober in the morning.



The woman's retort, which is often ignored, was:
Woman on Street: But that doesn't change the fact that we just slept together, Mr Churchill
NR
NR
WA
517 posts
NR NR
WA, 517 posts
17 Jul 2007 11:49am
I spent all my money on drink, women and drugs. And just wasted the rest.

George Best
Blaster
Blaster
WA
501 posts
Blaster Blaster
WA, 501 posts
17 Jul 2007 3:11pm
quote:
Originally posted by NR

I spent all my money on drink, women and drugs. And just wasted the rest.

George Best
Classic
jquigley
jquigley
WA
205 posts
jquigley jquigley
WA, 205 posts
17 Jul 2007 6:45pm
"A witty saying proves nothing"

Mark Twain or Oscar Wilde or Voltaire or some other smart ass.
NotWal
NotWal
QLD
7436 posts
NotWal NotWal
QLD, 7436 posts
18 Jul 2007 9:38am
"Old folks are just young folks packaged for disposal"
pearl
pearl
NSW
984 posts
pearl pearl
NSW, 984 posts
18 Jul 2007 6:06pm
"you're going to reap, just what you sow".. Lou Reed- perfect day
"aaaarrrgh_______." Michael Hutchence......... not so perfect day
The Grinch
The Grinch
WA
733 posts
The Grinch The Grinch
WA, 733 posts
20 Jul 2007 10:10am

"Did you see my jump?"
Every male windsurfer that has ever taken his wife/girlfriend to watch him down the beach.

The Grinch
The Grinch
WA
733 posts
The Grinch The Grinch
WA, 733 posts
20 Jul 2007 10:13am

"Oh you windsurf. Have you tried that kitesurfing? That looks like fun"
Every non windsurfer i've ever met.
knot board
knot board
QLD
1241 posts
knot board knot board
QLD, 1241 posts
20 Jul 2007 12:39pm
"You're a windsurfer hey? So what's the attraction in going back-and-forth all day long?"
Every kiteboarder I've every met
knot board
knot board
QLD
1241 posts
knot board knot board
QLD, 1241 posts
20 Jul 2007 12:43pm
quote:
Originally posted by The Grinch


"Did you see my jump?"
Every male windsurfer that has ever taken his wife/girlfriend to watch him down the beach.


yep, guilty


EDIT>>> nearly cried when she replied "No, I was actually watching those guys out the back, they are really good!"
The Grinch
The Grinch
WA
733 posts
The Grinch The Grinch
WA, 733 posts
20 Jul 2007 11:04am

Yep I've had that one...


knot board
knot board
QLD
1241 posts
knot board knot board
QLD, 1241 posts
20 Jul 2007 1:08pm
Rubbing salt into the wound she says "You just need some more practice, now come on let's go home"
big-gazza
big-gazza
WA
101 posts
big-gazza big-gazza
WA, 101 posts
20 Jul 2007 7:38pm
"You have to do WHAT!!???"
"The brochure said - Divine Wind !"

Kanzo MIKIMOTO
Windsurfer and trainee Kamikaze pilot.
elizabethb
elizabethb
QLD
2081 posts
elizabethb elizabethb
QLD, 2081 posts
21 Jul 2007 4:16pm


"And in the morning, I'm making waffles!"

- DONKEY (Eddie Murphy) in Shrek (2001)

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