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bubs
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21 Jul 2007 5:39pm
I found some coasters in a bar once and decided to take them. They all had quotes on the and i thought someone other than my older brother might be able to appriciate them.

Beer Quotes!!!

-“I feel sorry for people who don’t drink. When they wake up in the morning, that’s as good as they’re going to feel all day.”
Frank Sinatra

-“There was a beer and it was good. We drank the beer.”
Ernest Hemmingway

-“An intelligent man is sometimes forced to be drunk to spend time with his fools.”
Ernest Hemmingway

-“Work is the curse of the drinking class.”
Oscar Wilde

-“Beer is proof that God loves us and wants us all to be happy.”
Benjamin Franklin

-“Without question the greatest invention in the history of man kind is beer. Oh, I grant you the wheel was also a fine invention, but the wheel does not go nearly as well with pizza.”
Dave Barry


Hope you liked them.

Bubs
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21 Jul 2007 5:41pm
This has also kind of been covered before. Only beer ones though.

- www.seabreeze.com.au/forums/topic.asp?TOPIC_ID=26477&whichpage=1

Bubs
greenleader
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22 Jul 2007 2:08am
quote:
Originally posted by elizabethb



"And in the morning, I'm making waffles!"

- DONKEY (Eddie Murphy) in Shrek (2001)

[}:)][}:)]





i think going by the colour and size of your fonts and use of emoticons to tell a story liz you have unwittingly turned into a teacher.
Mark _australia
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22 Jul 2007 12:14am
once a chick came up to me in a club and said "in the morning I'm making waffles".


now I'm older I realised I should have said yes.
Dooverlacker
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22 Jul 2007 1:49am
He is a modest little man who has alot to be modests about.
Winston Churchill
elizabethb
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22 Jul 2007 1:31pm
quote:
Originally posted by greenleader

quote:
Originally posted by elizabethb



"And in the morning, I'm making waffles!"

- DONKEY (Eddie Murphy) in Shrek (2001)

[}:)][}:)]





i think going by the colour and size of your fonts and use of emoticons to tell a story liz you have unwittingly turned into a teacher.



LOL Thanks Greenie, I love u 2



quote:
Originally posted by Mark _australia

once a chick came up to me in a club and said "in the morning I'm making waffles".


now I'm older I realised I should have said yes.




TOO right u should've Mark! Too right. hahha [}:)]

jquigley
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22 Jul 2007 3:09pm
quote:
Originally posted by Mark _australia

once a chick came up to me in a club and said "in the morning I'm making waffles".


now I'm older I realised I should have said yes.




That reminds me of a girl I met in a club once. I thought things were going pretty well so popped the question: sooo, how do you have your eggs? to which she replied, "unfertilized thanks"

Doh!!!!
MikeyS
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23 Jul 2007 12:04pm
quote:
Originally posted by Mark _australia

once a chick came up to me in a club and said "in the morning I'm making waffles".


now I'm older I realised I should have said yes.




"The one you knock back is the one you never get."

Attributable to a guy I used to work with a long time ago.
The Grinch
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23 Jul 2007 12:58pm

Aim low to avoid disapointment.
jord070
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23 Jul 2007 12:59pm
this day shouldn't be crap, but it probably will
laurie
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23 Jul 2007 6:28pm
Moderators Mediators guidebook:

How far you go in life depends on you being
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Because someday in life you will have been all of these.


The Grinch
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23 Jul 2007 4:46pm


For every fatal shooting, there were roughly three non-fatal shootings. And, folks, this is unacceptable in America. It's just unacceptable. And we're going to do something about it.

George W Bush
Sailhack
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23 Jul 2007 9:16pm
quote:
Originally posted by The Grinch



For every fatal shooting, there were roughly three non-fatal shootings. And, folks, this is unacceptable in America. It's just unacceptable. And we're going to do something about it.

George W Bush





Ahhhh, Bushisms! (You had to start me, didn't you Grinch.)

Top 50;

50. "I promise you I will listen to what has been said here, even though I wasn't here." -at the President's Economic Forum in Waco, Texas, Aug. 13, 2002

49. "We spent a lot of time talking about Africa, as we should. Africa is a nation that suffers from incredible disease." -Gothenburg, Sweden, June 14, 2001

48. "You teach a child to read, and he or her will be able to pass a literacy test.'' -Townsend, Tenn., Feb. 21, 2001

47. "We both use Colgate toothpaste." -after a reporter asked what he had in common with British Prime Minister Tony Blair, Camp David, Md., Feb. 23, 2001

My Personal Favorite;
46. "Tribal sovereignty means that; it's sovereign. I mean, you're a - you've been given sovereignty, and you're viewed as a sovereign entity. And therefore the relationship between the federal government and tribes is one between sovereign entities." -Washington, D.C., Aug. 6, 2004

45. "I glance at the headlines just to kind of get a flavor for what's moving. I rarely read the stories, and get briefed by people who are probably read the news themselves." -Washington, D.C., Sept. 21, 2003

44. "I'm the commander - see, I don't need to explain - I do not need to explain why I say things. That's the interesting thing about being president." -as quoted in Bob Woodward's Bush at War

43. "I am here to make an announcement that this Thursday, ticket counters and airplanes will fly out of Ronald Reagan Airport." -Washington, D.C., Oct. 3, 2001

42. "The war on terror involves Saddam Hussein because of the nature of Saddam Hussein, the history of Saddam Hussein, and his willingness to terrorize himself." -Grand Rapids, Mich., Jan. 29, 2003

41. "I saw a poll that said the right track/wrong track in Iraq was better than here in America. It's pretty darn strong. I mean, the people see a better future." -Washington, D.C., Sept. 23, 2004

40. "Oh, no, we're not going to have any casualties." -discussing the Iraq war with Christian Coalition founder Pat Robertson, as quoted by Robertson

39. "I hear there's rumors on the Internets that we're going to have a draft." -presidential debate, St. Louis, Mo., Oct. 8, 2004

38. "Haven't we already given money to rich people? Why are we going to do it again?" -to economic advisers discussing a second round of tax cuts, as quoted by former Treasury Secretary Paul O'Neil, Washington, D.C., Nov. 26, 2002

37. "We need an energy bill that encourages consumption." -Trenton, N.J., Sept. 23, 2002

36. "After standing on the stage, after the debates, I made it very plain, we will not have an all-volunteer army. And yet, this week - we will have an all-volunteer army!" -Daytona Beach, Fla., Oct. 16, 2004

35. "Do you have blacks, too?" -to Brazilian President Fernando Cardoso, Washington, D.C., Nov. 8, 2001

34. "This foreign policy stuff is a little frustrating." -as quoted by the New York Daily News, April 23, 2002

33. "I got to know Ken Lay when he was head of the - what they call the Governor's Business Council in Texas. He was a supporter of Ann Richards in my run in 1994. And she had named him the head of the Governor's Business Council. And I decided to leave him in place, just for the sake of continuity. And that's when I first got to know Ken and worked with Ken." -attempting to distance himself from his biggest political patron, Enron Chairman Ken Lay, whom he nicknamed "Kenny Boy," Washington, D.C., Jan. 10, 2002

32. "It is white." -after being asked by a child in Britain what the White House was like, July 19, 2001

31. "I couldn't imagine somebody like Osama bin Laden understanding the joy of Hanukkah." -at a White House menorah lighting ceremony, Washington, D.C., Dec. 10, 2001

30. "For every fatal shooting, there were roughly three non-fatal shootings. And, folks, this is unacceptable in America. It's just unacceptable. And we're going to do something about it." -Philadelphia, Penn., May 14, 2001

29. "I don't know why you're talking about Sweden. They're the neutral one. They don't have an army." -during a Dec. 2002 Oval Office meeting with Rep. Tom Lantos, as reported by the New York Times

28. "You forgot Poland." -to Sen. John Kerry during the first presidential debate, after Kerry failed to mention Poland's contributions to the Iraq war coalition, Miami, Fla., Sept. 30, 2004

27. "I'm the master of low expectations." -aboard Air Force One, June 4, 2003

26. "I'm also not very analytical. You know I don't spend a lot of time thinking about myself, about why I do things." -aboard Air Force One, June 4, 2003

25. "I know what I believe. I will continue to articulate what I believe and what I believe - I believe what I believe is right." -Rome, Italy, July 22, 2001

24. "We need to counter the shockwave of the evildoer by having individual rate cuts accelerated and by thinking about tax rebates." -Washington, D.C. Oct. 4, 2001

23. "People say, how can I help on this war against terror? How can I fight evil? You can do so by mentoring a child; by going into a shut-in's house and say I love you." -Washington, D.C., Sept. 19, 2002

Another favorite;
22. "I wish you'd have given me this written question ahead of time so I could plan for it.I'm sure something will pop into my head here in the midst of this press conference, with all the pressure of trying to come up with answer, but it hadn't yet..I don't want to sound like I have made no mistakes. I'm confident I have. I just haven't - you just put me under the spot here, and maybe I'm not as quick on my feet as I should be in coming up with one." -President George W. Bush, after being asked to name the biggest mistake he had made, Washington, D.C., April 3, 2004

21. "The really rich people figure out how to dodge taxes anyway." -explaining why high taxes on the rich are a failed strategy, Annandale, Va., Aug. 9, 2004

20. "My plan reduces the national debt, and fast. So fast, in fact, that economists worry that we're going to run out of debt to retire." -radio address, Feb. 24, 2001

19. "You know, when I was one time campaigning in Chicago, a reporter said, 'Would you ever have a deficit?' I said, 'I can't imagine it, but there would be one if we had a war, or a national emergency, or a recession.' Never did I dream we'd get the trifecta." -Houston, Texas, June 14, 2002 (There is no evidence Bush ever made any such statement, despite recounting the trifecta line repeatedly in 2002. A search by the Washington Post revealed that the three caveats were brought up before the 2000 campaign - by Al Gore.)

18. "See, free nations are peaceful nations. Free nations don't attack each other. Free nations don't develop weapons of mass destruction." -Milwaukee, Wis., Oct. 3, 2003

17. "The British government has learned that Saddam Hussein recently sought significant quantities of uranium from Africa." -State of the Union Address, Jan. 28, 2003, making a claim that administration officials knew at the time to be false

16. "In Iraq, no doubt about it, it's tough. It's hard work. It's incredibly hard." -repeating the phrases "hard work," "working hard," "hard choices," and other "hard"-based verbiage 22 times in his first debate with Sen. John Kerry

15. "The most important thing is for us to find Osama bin Laden. It is our number one priority and we will not rest until we find him." -Washington, D.C., Sept. 13, 2001

14. "I don't know where bin Laden is. I have no idea and really don't care. It's not that important. It's not our priority." -Washington, D.C., March 13, 2002

13. "But all in all, it's been a fabulous year for Laura and me." -summing up his first year in office, three months after the 9/11 attacks, Washington, D.C., Dec. 20, 2001

12. "I try to go for longer runs, but it's tough around here at the White House on the outdoor track. It's sad that I can't run longer. It's one of the saddest things about the presidency." -interview with "Runners World," Aug. 2002

11. "Can we win? I don't think you can win it." -after being asked whether the war on terror was winnable, "Today" show interview, Aug. 30, 2004

10. "I just want you to know that, when we talk about war, we're really talking about peace." -Washington, D.C. June 18, 2002

9. "I trust God speaks through me. Without that, I couldn't do my job." -to a group of Amish he met with privately, July 9, 2004

8. "Major combat operations in Iraq have ended. In the battle of Iraq, the United States and our allies have prevailed." -speaking underneath a "Mission Accomplished" banner aboard the USS Abraham Lincoln, May 1, 2003

7. "We found the weapons of mass destruction. We found biological laboratories . And we'll find more weapons as time goes on. But for those who say we haven't found the banned manufacturing devices or banned weapons, they're wrong, we found them." -Washington, D.C., May 30, 2003

6. "Those weapons of mass destruction have got to be somewhere!" -President George W. Bush, joking about his administration's failure to find WMDs in Iraq as he narrated a comic slideshow during the Radio & TV Correspondents' Association dinner, Washington, D.C., March 24, 2004

5. "If this were a dictatorship, it'd be a heck of a lot easier, just so long as I'm the dictator." -Washington, D.C., Dec. 19, 2000

4. "There's an old saying in Tennessee - I know it's in Texas, probably in Tennessee - that says, fool me once, shame on - shame on you. Fool me - you can't get fooled again." -Nashville, Tenn., Sept. 17, 2002

3. "Too many good docs are getting out of the business. Too many OB-GYNs aren't able to practice their love with women all across this country." -Poplar Bluff, Mo., Sept. 6, 2004

2. "Our enemies are innovative and resourceful, and so are we. They never stop thinking about new ways to harm our country and our people, and neither do we." -Washington, D.C., Aug. 5, 2004

1. "My answer is bring them on." -on Iraqi insurgents attacking U.S. forces, Washington, D.C., July 3, 2003

He just keeps me amused for hours
For more.....

www.liveabout.com/dumbest-bush-quotes-of-all-time-2734076
Troppo
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25 Jul 2007 2:16am
GO UGLY EARLY
laurie
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26 Jul 2007 2:08pm
Some old bloke wrote ..

"If I had my life again, I'd make my mistakes sooner"
Rex
Rex
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26 Jul 2007 12:51pm
All I ask is the chance to prove that money can’t make me happy. ... Spike Milligan
Susie
Susie
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30 Jul 2007 3:27pm
Its a Hard Life in the Mountains

Achenkirch,
ca 1977
myes myes
myes myes
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30 Jul 2007 6:59pm
Martin Luther King, Jr.:
If a man is called to be a street sweeper, he should sweep streets even as Michelangelo painted or Beethoven composed music or Shakespeare wrote poetry. He should sweep streets so well that all the hosts of heaven and earth will pause and say, "Here lived a great street sweeper who did his job well."

Thomas Edison (1846 - 1931):
I haven't failed. I've just found 10,000 ways that won't work

Will Rogers:After eating an entire bull, a mountain lion felt so good he started roaring. He kept it up until a hunter came along and shot him. The moral: When you're full of bull, keep your mouth shut.
big gill
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30 Jul 2007 9:54pm
fractions are easy, women are difficult
homer simpson
greenleader
greenleader
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31 Jul 2007 12:25am
the two rules of getting older,

never waste an erection,

never trust a fart. (someone older than me)
myes myes
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31 Jul 2007 6:28pm
Teddy Roosevelt:
Speak softly and carry a big stick; you will go far.

Never underestimate the power of human stupidity.


and a serious one
Theodore Roosevelt:
"It is not the critic who counts: not the man who points out how the strong man stumbles or where the doer of deeds could have done better. The credit belongs to the man who is actually in the arena, whose face is marred by dust and sweat and blood, who strives valiantly, who errs and comes up short again and again, because there is no effort without error or shortcoming, but who knows the great enthusiasms, the great devotions, who spends himself for a worthy cause; who, at the best, knows, in the end, the triumph of high achievement, and who, at the worst, if he fails, at least he fails while daring greatly, so that his place shall never be with those cold and timid souls who knew neither victory nor defeat." -


and one to do with kiting/windsurfing:
Lazarus Long:
Natural laws have no pity.
poor relative
poor relative
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31 Jul 2007 10:46pm

If you live to be a hundred, I want to live to be a hundred minus one day, so I never have to live without you."

Winnie the Pooh.
jord070
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31 Jul 2007 10:56pm
"I WANT HALF"
eddie murphy' RAW,
(if you havent seen it go out and get it, best stand up ever)
Breenli
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1 Aug 2007 8:23pm
"You are going the right way for a smacked bottom."

Shrek to donkey in Shrek
king of the point
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2 Aug 2007 2:16pm


"All i got in this world, is my word and my balls and i dont break them for anyone."

(Scareface)
DavMen
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2 Aug 2007 4:55pm
quote:
Originally posted by big gill

fractions are easy, women are difficult
homer simpson



Homer has a million of them:........

Quick operator, whats the number for 911?
Which is the any key?


.......and so on.
The Grinch
The Grinch
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2 Aug 2007 3:00pm

"I may be born again.
But I wasn't born again yesterday."

Lyrics by Eric Cartman of the highly acclaimed Christian band
Faith + 1
stribo
stribo
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2 Aug 2007 7:25pm
" YO she bitch....lets go "
" You know your shoelace is untied "
" This is my boom stick "

Bruce Cambell in the movie "Army Of Darkness"
WINDY MILLER
WINDY MILLER
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2 Aug 2007 7:42pm
"The path of my life, is strewn with cow pats from the devil's own satanic herd."

Edmund Blackadder

http://www.geocities.com/Hollywood/Bungalow/3283/pathpats.wav
Fraggle
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2 Aug 2007 8:08pm
Where my gunna go Johnny? There's cliffs on both sides, I'm not gunna paddle to New Zealand !!! Point Break
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