A man may fight for many things. His country, his friends, his principles, the glistening ear on the cheek of a golden child. But personally, I'd mud-wrestle my own mother for a ton of cash, an amusing clock and a sack of French porn.

I'm as poor as a church mouse, that's just had an enormous tax bill on the very day his wife ran off with another mouse, taking all the cheese.

Blackadder

I once heard a man get frustrated at hitting his hand with a hammer, I was very young but as the older folk those days where a bit more mindfull of children they chose better improvised swear words, this old gent whacked his hand with a hammer, as he dropped the hammer, grabbed his damaged hand and twisting in agony, the last thing I expected to hear blurted out was "Bugger bum dicky fart poo bum wee" followed by a loud and generous bellowing laughter immediatly after he said it whilst staring at me.

I must have been paying attention that day as I have not forgotten those words.

Sio every now and then I to will stand a yell Bugger bum dicky fart poo bum wee, if I am having a bad day.


Not realy a quote, more of a statement

Cheers

if you don't pee in my pool, i won't dump oil in your ocean...

Errrr, try. I don't swim in your'e toilet, so please don't piss in my pool.

stand closer, its further than you think.

whats the ugliest part of your body ??? Frank Zappa. (it's your mind)

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Originally posted by Greenfinger

Errrr, try. I don't swim in your'e toilet, so please don't piss in my pool.

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Yeah, I think your right

Macca's Maxim
If you think education is expensive - try ignorance.

if you don't pee in my pool, i certainly won't dump oil in your ocean.

The cure for boredom is curiosity. There is no cure for curiosity.

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Originally posted by greenleader

There is no cure for curiosity.

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Yes there is, the cat found it!!!!

"What does this button do"

Female astronaut on Challenger space shuttle.

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Originally posted by Zed

"Dude that's like the biggest bong I ever seen, how does it work?"

Kurt Cobain

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Think you got the name wrong, it should be Kurt KerBang.

"You're up, you're down, you're here, you're there, you're like a frickin' one woman circus"


Ben (Matthew McConaughey) saying to Andie (Kate Hudson) in How To Loose a Guy In 10 Days

ahhaah SO true sometimes! Yet also so true of everyone haha

"I Think It would be ironic if the world was made of iron."