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Favourite one liners?
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Gizmo
SA
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Gizmo
SA, 2865 posts
3 Jan 2009 10:56am
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What are some of your favourite one line sayings?
elmo
WA
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elmo
WA, 8894 posts
3 Jan 2009 9:43am
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The winds in
Sailhack
VIC
5000 posts
Sailhack
VIC, 5000 posts
3 Jan 2009 12:26pm
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Anything 'not' relating to American sport cliches!
stribo
QLD
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stribo
QLD, 1628 posts
3 Jan 2009 11:41am
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I'm sweating like a peodophile at a wiggles concert.
Mark _australia
WA
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Mark _australia
WA, 23685 posts
3 Jan 2009 12:21pm
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I hate paedophiles! When I was a kid we had to buy our own farkin lollies.....
windsurfer44
WA
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windsurfer44
WA, 243 posts
3 Jan 2009 3:10pm
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geday darlin how much
cranky
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cranky
440 posts
3 Jan 2009 5:52pm
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Your mileage may vary
Jman
VIC
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Jman
VIC, 881 posts
3 Jan 2009 8:22pm
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Is that a wind line out the back?
Poida
WA
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Poida
WA, 1922 posts
3 Jan 2009 7:19pm
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"if only there was just another 2 or 3 knots"
Poida
WA
1922 posts
Poida
WA, 1922 posts
3 Jan 2009 7:21pm
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"sorry I'm late......."
Mark _australia
WA
23685 posts
Mark _australia
WA, 23685 posts
3 Jan 2009 7:31pm
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She's got a head like a
robber's dog
dropped pie
burnt thong
box of frogs
.......?
shark
WA
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shark
WA, 361 posts
3 Jan 2009 8:12pm
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"Hes living proof that its better to be lucky than smart"
hills
SA
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hills
SA, 1622 posts
3 Jan 2009 9:45pm
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Pickle you, cumquat!
landyacht
WA
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landyacht
WA, 5921 posts
3 Jan 2009 8:16pm
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I wonder what the poor people are doing??
then again , who cares
Greenroom
WA
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Greenroom
WA, 7608 posts
3 Jan 2009 8:42pm
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Go back to the valley kook!
windsurfer44
WA
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windsurfer44
WA, 243 posts
3 Jan 2009 11:08pm
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Greenroom said...
Go back to the valley kook!
i watched that movie todayy
GreenPat
QLD
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GreenPat
QLD, 4105 posts
4 Jan 2009 12:11am
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Busier than a one legged man at an ass kicking competition.
Greenroom
WA
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Greenroom
WA, 7608 posts
3 Jan 2009 11:12pm
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windsurfer44 said...
Greenroom said...
Go back to the valley kook!
i watched that movie todayy
NO WAY!!! SO DID I!!!
bazl
WA
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bazl
WA, 704 posts
3 Jan 2009 11:21pm
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Life must be lived as play
-Plato-
windsurfer44
WA
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windsurfer44
WA, 243 posts
3 Jan 2009 11:35pm
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Greenroom said...
windsurfer44 said...
Greenroom said...
Go back to the valley kook!
i watched that movie todayy
NO WAY!!! SO DID I!!!
Thats madddd
MintoxGT
WA
975 posts
MintoxGT
WA, 975 posts
3 Jan 2009 11:39pm
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When I go on holidays I hope I get your job!!!
Heres a hammer and a nail, now go build a bridge and get over it! [}:)]
She's got a head like a half eaten ar5h0le
Sailhack
VIC
5000 posts
Sailhack
VIC, 5000 posts
4 Jan 2009 9:59am
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Blind as a welder's dog
you, me, carpark, NOW!
Cassa
WA
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Cassa
WA, 1305 posts
4 Jan 2009 8:44am
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She's got a face like a bashed crab
lower than a snake in a wheel rut
wormy
QLD
679 posts
wormy
QLD, 679 posts
4 Jan 2009 10:36am
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Got nipples like door stops.
sausage
QLD
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sausage
QLD, 4874 posts
4 Jan 2009 11:22am
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He's/ she's got more chins than a chinese phonebook!
MintoxGT
WA
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MintoxGT
WA, 975 posts
4 Jan 2009 12:20pm
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His name is Ankle, coz he's 3 feet lower than a c^nt. Excuse the bad word but it's how the one liner goes.
I understand if this post gets removed
Cheers GT
mineral1
WA
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mineral1
WA, 4564 posts
4 Jan 2009 1:02pm
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One pockets ten foot deep, and the other bastards got a dugite in it
f(for non West Aussies, its a deadly snake)
Got an ed on im like a Mongolian racing duck
Mark _australia
WA
23685 posts
Mark _australia
WA, 23685 posts
4 Jan 2009 1:18pm
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She bangs like a dunny door in a cyclone
Going off like a frog in a sock
sflack
VIC
574 posts
sflack
VIC, 574 posts
4 Jan 2009 3:40pm
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theres more batter at a fish and chip shop!!
Ive been watchin too much of the test! GO SIDDLE! YOU STAR!
windsurfer44
WA
243 posts
windsurfer44
WA, 243 posts
4 Jan 2009 2:31pm
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Next time get the copy from behind.
(video ezy)
upwind
QLD
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upwind
QLD, 166 posts
4 Jan 2009 6:58pm
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got ahead like a twisted sandshoe
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