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NotWal
NotWal
QLD
7436 posts
QLD, 7436 posts
16 Aug 2008 6:33am
What do you call a man with no arms or legs in a swimming pool?

Bob.
Bondalucci
Bondalucci
VIC
1580 posts
VIC, 1580 posts
16 Aug 2008 2:22pm
same vane,

What do you call a girl with one leg longer than the other?

Eilene.
mytchook
mytchook
QLD
561 posts
QLD, 561 posts
16 Aug 2008 3:55pm
What is brown and rhymes with Snoop?

Dr Dre!!!
poor relative
poor relative
WA
9106 posts
WA, 9106 posts
16 Aug 2008 3:27pm
What do you call a man with no arms and no legs, lying on the floor? (Matt)
What do you call a man with no arms and no legs, covered in butter? (Pat)
What do you call a guy with no arms & no legs, in a hole? (Phil)
What do you call a guy with no arms & no legs, hanging on a wall? (Art)
What do you call a guy with no arms & no legs, in a pile of leaves? (Russel)
What do you call a bald guy with no arms & no legs? (Dick)

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Interrupting cow.
Interrupting co--
MOOOO
elemental
elemental
NSW
165 posts
NSW, 165 posts
17 Aug 2008 2:17pm
grandfromage said...

did you hear about the guy who drowned in a bowl of meusli? i heard he was pulled under by a strong curent.


I thought it was the cereal killer!
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