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Subsonic
Subsonic
WA
3415 posts
WA, 3415 posts
1 May 2012 6:36pm
If your normally loose T-shirt feels a little tight around the collar, there's a good chance its on backwards

Feel free to add your own......
Green Cherub
Green Cherub
WA
296 posts
WA, 296 posts
1 May 2012 6:44pm
Dont trust a fart.
japie
japie
NSW
7146 posts
NSW, 7146 posts
1 May 2012 8:50pm
If you are not wearing underpants look before you zip up.
adolf
adolf
1862 posts
1862 posts
1 May 2012 6:50pm
It's not dangerous to go swimming straight after eating.
Subsonic
Subsonic
WA
3415 posts
WA, 3415 posts
1 May 2012 6:59pm
japie said...

If you are not wearing underpants look before you zip up.


Scotty88
Scotty88
4214 posts
4214 posts
1 May 2012 7:07pm
If you are a football coach and you are told "You have the full support of the board" you will get sacked very soon.
ok
ok
NSW
1089 posts
ok ok
NSW, 1089 posts
1 May 2012 9:08pm
Subsonic said...

japie said...

If you are not wearing underpants look before you zip up.





mum said your a lier!
Gwendy
Gwendy
SA
472 posts
SA, 472 posts
1 May 2012 8:41pm
Man who fills tart with cream.

is not always a baker.
ka43
ka43
NSW
3105 posts
NSW, 3105 posts
1 May 2012 9:19pm
Huge multi-national that buys out the "family" company you work for will promise a lot of things including job security etc but WILL screw you over eventually.[}:)]
But I got out
SandS
SandS
VIC
5904 posts
VIC, 5904 posts
1 May 2012 9:39pm
Live it !
Jradedmondo
Jradedmondo
NSW
637 posts
NSW, 637 posts
1 May 2012 9:49pm
man who runs behind car will get exhausted

Jarryd
Jradedmondo
Jradedmondo
NSW
637 posts
NSW, 637 posts
1 May 2012 9:50pm
dont piss into the wind, also a good one

Jarryd
adolf
adolf
1862 posts
1862 posts
1 May 2012 7:53pm
Don't buy property in a suburb with "East' in it's name - unless buying in East Melbourne.
Scotty88
Scotty88
4214 posts
4214 posts
1 May 2012 8:08pm
"There will be no carbon tax by the government I lead"

means there will be a carbon tax by the government I lead.
dave.h
dave.h
WA
194 posts
WA, 194 posts
1 May 2012 8:21pm
don't eat yellow snow
Scotty88
Scotty88
4214 posts
4214 posts
1 May 2012 8:36pm
"Will you respect me in the morning?"

Reply: "Why,I don't respect you now"

Honestly is not the best policy.
Spocktek
Spocktek
WA
281 posts
WA, 281 posts
1 May 2012 8:53pm
'Good to meet girl in park,
better to park meat in girl'
newguy
newguy
654 posts
654 posts
1 May 2012 9:13pm
Whats the point in speeding? I'm going to catch you at the next set of lights anyway.
Mark _australia
Mark _australia
WA
23680 posts
WA, 23680 posts
1 May 2012 9:14pm
"What we do for ourselves, dies with us. What we do for others and the world remains and is immortal." Albert Pine



"A hundred years from now it will not matter what my bank account was, the sort of house I lived in, or the car I drove. But the world may be different because I was important in the life of a child"


Wouldn't the world be a wonderful place if we all lived by those two....
Subsonic
Subsonic
WA
3415 posts
WA, 3415 posts
1 May 2012 10:31pm
Worrying about the past will only waste the time we have in the future

or as someone much smarter than me said "there's no point crying over spilt milk"
kpb
kpb
QLD
239 posts
kpb kpb
QLD, 239 posts
2 May 2012 12:40am
In your life you must have balance.8 hours sleep 8 hours work and 8 hours play.Much easier said than done.
Subsonic
Subsonic
WA
3415 posts
WA, 3415 posts
1 May 2012 11:00pm
The ice on the inside of the fridge is not "lickable"
DUDE
DUDE
NSW
1132 posts
NSW, 1132 posts
2 May 2012 1:03am
"**** happens.. you can either rub it all over yourself,
wallow in it and walk around with it all over you or
walk the **** away and leave it there."
smicko
smicko
WA
2503 posts
WA, 2503 posts
1 May 2012 11:11pm
Subsonic said...

The ice on the inside of the fridge is not "lickable"


Learnt that the hard way.
dinsdale
dinsdale
WA
1227 posts
WA, 1227 posts
2 May 2012 1:09am
DUDE said...
"**** happens..


Oh no!! Tony Abott can't get away with saying that, why should you?

DUDE said...
you can either rub it all over yourself,
wallow in it and walk around with it all over you or
walk the **** away and leave it there."



pierrec45
pierrec45
NSW
2005 posts
NSW, 2005 posts
2 May 2012 7:54am
Why be difficult, it's much easier to be impossible !
hamburglar
hamburglar
ACT
2174 posts
ACT, 2174 posts
2 May 2012 8:23am
i can be extremely cooperative......when i get my own way
Sailhack
Sailhack
VIC
5000 posts
VIC, 5000 posts
2 May 2012 9:23am
When you're an overweight/unattractive 40yo and walking down the street all the girls are smiling at you...don't suspect it's because your mojo is working. First check your zipper, if that's not it, find a mirror - because something is definitely not right!
GPA
GPA
WA
2529 posts
GPA GPA
WA, 2529 posts
2 May 2012 8:31am
Never argue with an idiot.
hamburglar
hamburglar
ACT
2174 posts
ACT, 2174 posts
2 May 2012 11:01am
if ur an idiot, never argue with someone smarter than yourself
felixdcat
felixdcat
WA
3519 posts
WA, 3519 posts
2 May 2012 9:51am
Don't worry about what you can't change!

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