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Skid
Skid
QLD
1499 posts
QLD, 1499 posts
2 May 2012 1:14pm
Never, ever, play 'leap frog' with a unicorn
sn
sn
WA
2775 posts
sn sn
WA, 2775 posts
2 May 2012 6:42pm
you cant put out a lit fuse

stephen
lotofwind
lotofwind
NSW
6451 posts
NSW, 6451 posts
2 May 2012 9:19pm
felixdcat said...


If you have nothing to say just shut up!




















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dinsdale
dinsdale
WA
1227 posts
WA, 1227 posts
2 May 2012 8:16pm
You can argue with almost anything in this world (or on SB),
but you can't argue with ignorance.
cisco
cisco
QLD
12365 posts
QLD, 12365 posts
3 May 2012 12:45pm
You can't beat a root and you can't root a beet.
longwinded
longwinded
WA
347 posts
WA, 347 posts
3 May 2012 11:42pm
Always take a redundancy!
longwinded
longwinded
WA
347 posts
WA, 347 posts
3 May 2012 11:46pm
When the girlfriend comes home with a radical hair-do, recognise that your status of boyfriend is tenuous.
japie
japie
NSW
7146 posts
NSW, 7146 posts
4 May 2012 8:08pm
Never pass up the opportunity to keep your mouth shut.
Hamsta
Hamsta
505 posts
505 posts
6 May 2012 10:17am
"There is no 'i' in team, but there is 'me'". Unknown
Hamsta
Hamsta
505 posts
505 posts
6 May 2012 10:22am
Individuals who display the 'Unit' or 'Jetpilot' brand on any of their personal property are chromosome deficient and/or mildly retarded.
elmo
elmo
WA
8894 posts
WA, 8894 posts
6 May 2012 11:14am
Cars with testicles hanging from their towbars usually have a cock in the front
cisco
cisco
QLD
12365 posts
QLD, 12365 posts
6 May 2012 11:58pm
If you think it is time to reef down, you should have done it a while ago.
cisco
cisco
QLD
12365 posts
QLD, 12365 posts
7 May 2012 12:00am
If it sounds too good to be true, it probably is.
cisco
cisco
QLD
12365 posts
QLD, 12365 posts
7 May 2012 12:04am
When weeds and grass appear on the bows, it is time to come about.

Quoted from "The Art of Coarse Cruising".
cisco
cisco
QLD
12365 posts
QLD, 12365 posts
7 May 2012 12:11am
There are two kinds of people in this world.

The robbers and the robbed.

It is more fun being the former than the latter.
dinsdale
dinsdale
WA
1227 posts
WA, 1227 posts
6 May 2012 10:30pm
There are 10 types of people ...
... those who understand trinary
... those who confuse it with binary
... and those who don't know the difference.
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