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poor relative
poor relative
WA
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poor relative poor relative
WA, 9106 posts
15 Dec 2005 3:52pm
when not extracting dna, or visiting our extraterrestrial mates in Dawesville, i do gardening, though nothing really grows, thrives, bushes, goes brown dies. Bit like my old pet dog, roofus.
poor relative
poor relative
WA
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poor relative poor relative
WA, 9106 posts
15 Dec 2005 3:54pm
Yes i have tried the kitchen table trick, however when i did it i died.
I have since come back to life as a telephonist and listen in to juicy conversations in the kwinana area.
grumplestiltskin
grumplestiltskin
WA
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grumplestiltskin grumplestiltskin
WA, 2331 posts
15 Dec 2005 4:04pm
dieing on the kitchen table can be a real bastard.

Luckily I keep a Time And Relative Dimensions In Space box handy in the kitchen, this also makes the job of extracting DNA from prehistoric mosquito's much easier as you dont have to dig through the amber.

PR why is it that juicy conversations only happen in Kwinana? Is it because the seabreeze wafts dangerous discharges from the refinerys and chemical plants across the suburb, or is that your only sphere of coverage?
poor relative
poor relative
WA
9106 posts
poor relative poor relative
WA, 9106 posts
15 Dec 2005 4:09pm
Grumps,
Well kwinanananananananananana has some interesting folk with intersting lives and major events.
No i digress there is nothing exciting in Kwinanananananananananananana
just like the name.
Now if i had said girrawheen which is also a pearler girawheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeen
Nice.
Balga just doesnt have that ring balalalalalalalalga
nah doesnt do it

How about claremont nah fk that
poor relative
poor relative
WA
9106 posts
poor relative poor relative
WA, 9106 posts
15 Dec 2005 4:10pm
isnt arsa a great name for a shop??
grumplestiltskin
grumplestiltskin
WA
2331 posts
grumplestiltskin grumplestiltskin
WA, 2331 posts
15 Dec 2005 4:15pm
One of my dads mates had a dog called Arsa

when we asked him why it was called arsa he said its real name was Arthur, but the old guy who originally sold it to him had no teeth, so the dog would only respond if you called him arsa.

still makes me laugh to this day.
poor relative
poor relative
WA
9106 posts
poor relative poor relative
WA, 9106 posts
15 Dec 2005 4:22pm
LMFAO
Arsa the dog
was Arsa from kwinana??
grumplestiltskin
grumplestiltskin
WA
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grumplestiltskin grumplestiltskin
WA, 2331 posts
15 Dec 2005 4:24pm
Not sure, but with a name like Arsa he would have been proud to call it home.
poor relative
poor relative
WA
9106 posts
poor relative poor relative
WA, 9106 posts
15 Dec 2005 4:28pm
hey grumples your on form this warmish arvo. LMFAO

grumplestiltskin
grumplestiltskin
WA
2331 posts
grumplestiltskin grumplestiltskin
WA, 2331 posts
15 Dec 2005 4:32pm
yeah, bored at work again

still cant complain, its not blowing enough to be wishing I was out there instead of stuck in here.
poor relative
poor relative
WA
9106 posts
poor relative poor relative
WA, 9106 posts
15 Dec 2005 4:36pm
yeah your right crap wind....whats happend??
Where do you normally sail/kite we should play one afternoon....weekend looks good.
grumplestiltskin
grumplestiltskin
WA
2331 posts
grumplestiltskin grumplestiltskin
WA, 2331 posts
15 Dec 2005 4:40pm
Have been hanging down at Safety Bay, trying to get my groove back

but am pretty open to anywhere, fair while since I've been in the surf tho
poor relative
poor relative
WA
9106 posts
poor relative poor relative
WA, 9106 posts
15 Dec 2005 4:41pm
yeah i was hoping to go safety bay this weekend will PM you
Mike
grumplestiltskin
grumplestiltskin
WA
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grumplestiltskin grumplestiltskin
WA, 2331 posts
15 Dec 2005 5:30pm
Ok
Now been thinking about this whole "New Sport" thingo, and I think that perhaps Hardy didnt want us to just mention alternative sports, but to come up with a completely NEW sport,
one that doesn't require wind and will help keep his gut in check (something that i could do with as well)

So I have been reviewing his old posts and there seems to be just the slightest hint of commonality to his line of thought, mainly twisted deviancy.

Thats when it hit me, TWISTER.

I know its not new, but with some real thought, we could come up with appropriate rules that will make it interesting enough to keep the big guy happy during the lulls.

OK, starting with rule one

1: attire: Cotton Y fronts only
2:
3:


Come on
poor relative
poor relative
WA
9106 posts
poor relative poor relative
WA, 9106 posts
15 Dec 2005 5:34pm
hardie likes to dress like a herring, he has a nice costume i believe.
grumplestiltskin
grumplestiltskin
WA
2331 posts
grumplestiltskin grumplestiltskin
WA, 2331 posts
15 Dec 2005 5:36pm
sheesh, first stumbling block.

OK

1: Attire: Herring outfit
2: ...
grumplestiltskin
grumplestiltskin
WA
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WA, 2331 posts
15 Dec 2005 5:38pm
Also,
I forgot to ask

where is this shop named arsa? and what do they sell?
poor relative
poor relative
WA
9106 posts
poor relative poor relative
WA, 9106 posts
15 Dec 2005 5:53pm
arsa is in QLD, they sell kites and arses.
fat arses
grumplestiltskin
grumplestiltskin
WA
2331 posts
grumplestiltskin grumplestiltskin
WA, 2331 posts
15 Dec 2005 5:55pm
Maybe they should branch out into holes arsa holes

like the one on the crossbow


poor relative
poor relative
WA
9106 posts
poor relative poor relative
WA, 9106 posts
15 Dec 2005 6:11pm
tis a beautiful hole that
for extra lovin of your gear
fish
fish
WA
155 posts
fish fish
WA, 155 posts
15 Dec 2005 6:55pm
rule 2
dim the lights
samio
samio
WA
183 posts
samio samio
WA, 183 posts
16 Dec 2005 10:08am
Hey, hardie, i dont kno where you live, like if its hilly or nything, but im wanting to get into Freebording (www.freebord.com) it looks sic and no wind nessesary.
hardman
hardman
1116 posts
hardman hardman
1116 posts
16 Dec 2005 11:30am
quote:
Originally posted by samio

Hey, hardie, i dont kno where you live, like if its hilly or nything, but im wanting to get into Freebording (www.freebord.com) it looks sic and no wind nessesary.


Does look Cool!
hardman
hardman
1116 posts
hardman hardman
1116 posts
16 Dec 2005 11:31am
IF only nutters Like PR and Grumps used this forum for Good instead of mucking around coz they're bored!
grumplestiltskin
grumplestiltskin
WA
2331 posts
grumplestiltskin grumplestiltskin
WA, 2331 posts
16 Dec 2005 11:50am
Hey, I did use it for GOOD

GOOD FUN
grumplestiltskin
grumplestiltskin
WA
2331 posts
grumplestiltskin grumplestiltskin
WA, 2331 posts
16 Dec 2005 11:54am
BTW, dont those freebords have a tendency to wear the wheels out really quickly ... all that sliding!

If not the wheels, then I know I would have a tendency to rip the arse out of my shorts on a regular basis as thats rather large part of my anatomy is usually the first thing to hit the ground when I fall.
hardman
hardman
1116 posts
hardman hardman
1116 posts
16 Dec 2005 1:25pm
Freeboards: At a 196kg, I'd break the fckn thing as soon as I got on it!!
grumplestiltskin
grumplestiltskin
WA
2331 posts
grumplestiltskin grumplestiltskin
WA, 2331 posts
16 Dec 2005 1:47pm
Its amazing how your weight just keeps increasing exponentially (sheez thats a big word) at least 70kg in these posts alone

At this rate, if you stand still for the next 4 days, you will explode
Kremlin
Kremlin
418 posts
Kremlin Kremlin
418 posts
16 Dec 2005 1:56pm
Comrade Hardie
You no like my plan for no wind no waves, I have another

I have gift from KGB Mafia to me.
It is all terain board
Much fun for going down hills, grass, concrete, tar, golf course, all good yar ?
Has metal frame, with inflatable rubber tyres (like same for small wheelbarrow wheels)
This gift from KGB Mafia is very quick... to stop speed you must carve like snowboard or rail slide like windsurfer after big 'off the top'
Very strong, support you no problem

You want try ?
Salted fish & vodka help with learning but not must have

Much exercise walking back up hill to ride down... start on grass not hurt as much as road
Can tow behind car for those not like walk back up hill
We use helmet cam yes ? Protect head from fall but record sight and sound of Comrade Hardie becoming Cosmanaut after ride down steep hill and over jump !
You live near golf course ? This good vehicel for golf course.
Plenty exercise when you must run quick quick from men with big ride on lawnmower... vodka help with lawnmower men anger
hardman
hardman
1116 posts
hardman hardman
1116 posts
16 Dec 2005 4:09pm
quote:
Originally posted by Kremlin

Comrade Hardie
You no like my plan for no wind no waves, I have another

I have gift from KGB Mafia to me.
It is all terain board
Much fun for going down hills, grass, concrete, tar, golf course, all good yar ?
Has metal frame, with inflatable rubber tyres (like same for small wheelbarrow wheels)
This gift from KGB Mafia is very quick... to stop speed you must carve like snowboard or rail slide like windsurfer after big 'off the top'
Very strong, support you no problem

You want try ?
Salted fish & vodka help with learning but not must have

Much exercise walking back up hill to ride down... start on grass not hurt as much as road
Can tow behind car for those not like walk back up hill
We use helmet cam yes ? Protect head from fall but record sight and sound of Comrade Hardie becoming Cosmanaut after ride down steep hill and over jump !
You live near golf course ? This good vehicel for golf course.
Plenty exercise when you must run quick quick from men with big ride on lawnmower... vodka help with lawnmower men anger


At 211 kg if I eatone more salted fckn herring I'll do a Mr Creasote! Waiter: "Just one more chocolate thin wafer sir?" Mr Creasote "Errr orright!"

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