Does anyone remember a Forget-Me-Not?

I want to run on to a soccer ground in the middle of a game pick the ball up run to one end put the ball down in goal and send the footage into the footy show on league of their own

is it a coincidence that

Sea. Be our Eczema.

is an anagram of seabreeze.com.au

or that

Beware, Suits Lie

is an anagram of Laurie's Website ?

How do you tell when you run out of invisible ink?
All those who believe in psychokinesis raise my hand
If one synchronized swimmer drowns, do the rest have to drown too?
I believe five out of four people have trouble with fractions
How do you write zero in Roman numerals?

But never forget that the skipper is always right - But some days he is more right than others....

How many holes in a crumpet?

Bigwavedave said...

How many holes in a crumpet?

Funny you thought that. I was watching a programme about how they make baked beans (a documentary series on food and nutrition called Big Cook Little Cook, staring Ben and Small) and I was wondering not how many beans are in an average tin (domestic size tin 420g) but what the best way to count them would be.

Obviosuly you could empty them all out and count them one by one, eating each as you counted it so you didn't double count any, but what would happen if you lost count ?

Or you could put a small amount into a measuing jug and either count them or weight them and multiply out to a bigger tin.


They didn't discuss this in the TV programme. But it did get me thinking.

That is a very odd looking probiscus he has there and as copious as his sperm is, I definitely would not trust it.

I think the fertility clinic would have reservations about it too.

j murray said...




Are Stand Up Paddlers the Offspring of Gondoliers.........

Yes

What's the opposite of opposite?
Are zebras black with white stripes, or white with black stripes?
What do you do when you see an endangered animal that is eating an endangered plant?
Is laughing stock cattle with a sense of humor?
If a cow laughed would milk come out its nose?
Do Chinese people get English sayings tattooed on their bodies?

dude said...

Whats better parkinsons or alzheimer?
parkinson i reckon,better to spill half ya beer rather than forgeting where you put it .

I'd kill for a nobel peace prize

The reality tv show i would like to see is find osama..get a dozen minor celebrities send them to afghanastan to track him down,,we either find him or lose 12 minor celebs ,,either way we win

have you ever walked into a room and forgot why you went in,,i reckon thats how my dogs lives his life

Hey, if I can lick my own balls I'd be happy to make the sacrifice

D

If you blindfold an asian person, then spin them around a few times - do they become disoriented?

If a boat is too small to be called a punt but too big to be called a canoe, is it a panoe or a c***?