is that the jesus from the movie 'dogma'?

^^^^^^ dont look at that if ya drunk,
I nealy threw up.


edit
Hang on,,,,,,,,If you go cross eyed,, theres a bear in there,,,or am I drunka than I thought.

Impact pillows on board.





BTW - How do you get into an accident!?

Stoopid Seppos carnt unnerstand Inglish

It's enough to give you an achey breaky ring.

Greenroom said...

Should have got me to do it.. ..My art has a satisfaction guarantee!.. Mind you I think there would be a problem correcting it.. A bit more difficult than just applying some paint..
Maybe he fidgeted when it was getting done..

If your looking at it on laptop, tilt screen backwards

^^^
Whoah, what a weird coincidence. I was posting this next image (breaking my own "rules", man) when I for some reason scrolled down, saw the first image I posted on this thread, and realised what you peoples were talking about.

If i remember correctly the X was because you were underage, so couldn't buy a drink at the bar. The big black 'X' on your hand indicated this to the barman. Later it became cool to stay alcohol free, and occasionally rebel hardcore style by taking a condom off during sex (vague recollections of some movie).

Anyway... I forget what this image was.



edit: Oh yes, the Simpsons!

why is it I open this thread, keen to see a new funny shot, and alas, it's just someone having a conversation with themselves, or adding a dot point to someones photos. now the rules are clear. Say what you want but put up a pic you lazy Biatches!!





Rant over, peace and happiness to all.... yo biatches...

KiteDevil said...

I hate racists.............................[think about it]

PS - Kitedevil, I thought this was a funny images thread. Not an "Images that rednecks find funny" thread.

Did Philip Fart? What do you think? The expressions are priceless! Look at the Queen's face!




A fart is a pleasant thing,
It gives the belly ease,
It warms the bed in winter,
And suffocates the fleas.

A fart can be quiet,
A fart can be loud,
Some leave a powerful,
Poisonous cloud

A fart can be short,
Or a fart can be long,
Some farts have been known
To sound like a song......

A fart can create
A most curious medley,
A fart can be harmless,
Or silent, and deadly.


A fart might not smell,
While others are vile,
A fart may pass quickly,
Or linger a while......

A fart can occur
In a number of places,
And leave everyone there,
With strange looks on their faces .
From wide-open prairie,
To small elevators,
A fart will find all of
Us sooner or later.

But farts are all bad,
Is simply not true-
We must never forget.......
Sweet old farts like you!


Kinda brings a tear to your eye - right?

Why not send this on to other old farts and bring a smile...or....tear to them!

look out its an underage, hillbilly sexual sausage predator...



Ha ha! Its a catastrophe!

I don't want to think what recycled pork could be. And I sure don't want to eat it! This on the other hand:

^^ PMSL