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> 10 years ago

Shooting the breeze.

needsalt

NSW

385 posts

needsalt

NSW, 385 posts

16 Jan 2014 11:08pm

theDoctor said...

I'm into the ocean and dolphins and starfish an sh1t

Hehe... so you are eligible to go on my to do list?

Saffer

VIC

4501 posts

Saffer

VIC, 4501 posts

16 Jan 2014 11:26pm

theDoctor said..

I'm into the ocean and dolphins and starfish an sh1t

Being into anal doesn't count as being into starfish. She's not talking about chocolate starfishes.

oliver

3952 posts

oliver

3952 posts

16 Jan 2014 9:12pm

Bring my kids backstage to meet Rolf Harris

Battle

536 posts

Battle

536 posts

17 Jan 2014 2:31am

grow weed in a poison ivy patch

Jared888

389 posts

Jared888

WA, 389 posts

17 Jan 2014 5:41am

Get drunk at a gay bar

Cal

QLD

1003 posts

Cal

QLD, 1003 posts

17 Jan 2014 9:33pm

comb my hair

Cassa

1305 posts

Cassa

WA, 1305 posts

17 Jan 2014 7:47pm

Surf South point

puffy

89 posts

puffy

89 posts

17 Jan 2014 8:03pm

Ask to bum a fag in a gay bar.

Pitbull

1267 posts

Pitbull

WA, 1267 posts

17 Jan 2014 8:23pm

Get married.

FlySurfer

NSW

4460 posts

FlySurfer

NSW, 4460 posts

18 Jan 2014 8:53pm

Walk in to the bloody garage roller door... ouch, I has blood.

windsurftom

NSW

402 posts

windsurftom

NSW, 402 posts

18 Jan 2014 9:48pm

Go to Bali... my guts will never be the same

lee1972

QLD

921 posts

lee1972

QLD, 921 posts

18 Jan 2014 10:56pm

Visit the yemen.

orynoco

QLD

271 posts

orynoco

QLD, 271 posts

19 Jan 2014 12:24am

Try MMA

FlySurfer

NSW

4460 posts

FlySurfer

NSW, 4460 posts

19 Jan 2014 10:38am

lee1972 said..

Visit the yemen.

What was wrong with it? My Mum back in the day spent 2 years there... said she loved it.

sn

2775 posts

WA, 2775 posts

19 Jan 2014 12:53pm

orynoco said..

Try MMA

mickey mouse airlines or that dodgy fighting stuff?

stephen

Haydn24

QLD

473 posts

Haydn24

QLD, 473 posts

20 Jan 2014 1:31am

Masturbate after chopping chillies

Stubbies

1126 posts

Stubbies

WA, 1126 posts

20 Jan 2014 6:08am

Denco-rub seems to be a common theme, but I digress... jump out of perfectly good aeroplanes or take a leak after using denco-rub on my sore thighs.

superlizard

VIC

702 posts

superlizard

VIC, 702 posts

20 Jan 2014 9:19am

take a p1ss at night whilst having erection

Craig66

NSW

2466 posts

Craig66

NSW, 2466 posts

20 Jan 2014 10:36am

Read this thread

poor relative

9106 posts

poor relative

WA, 9106 posts

20 Jan 2014 9:55am

Get Jim to fix it

harry potter

VIC

2777 posts

harry potter

VIC, 2777 posts

20 Jan 2014 2:10pm

Use Veet hair removal on the crack and sack

FlySurfer

NSW

4460 posts

FlySurfer

NSW, 4460 posts

20 Jan 2014 3:00pm

Try and solder 8 awg wire with a blowtorch.

Juddy

1103 posts

Juddy

WA, 1103 posts

20 Jan 2014 12:19pm

the gibbo said..

put patchouli on a rash on my balls(my sick missus form of a joke)

use swimmers ear drops when u have a perforated ear drum

Where you back in Shark Bay for that one Gibbo???

Mr float

NSW

3452 posts

Mr float

NSW, 3452 posts

20 Jan 2014 4:51pm

Marriage

Because I promised "until death do we depart" or something like that ,to my gorgeous wife 25 years ago

Apart from that circumcision ,oh the pain inflicted on the young and innocent.

Zed

1274 posts

Zed

WA, 1274 posts

21 Jan 2014 10:41am

Speed - nasty drug!

Cassa

1305 posts

Cassa

WA, 1305 posts

21 Jan 2014 2:23pm

Tow a bogged Pootrol off the beach at Bundigi

Skid

QLD

1499 posts

Skid

QLD, 1499 posts

21 Jan 2014 4:46pm

Mr float said...
.....
Apart from that circumcision ,oh the pain inflicted on the young and innocent.

I know! I got circumcised as a baby; couldn't walk for a year!

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