It is a very old joke. I believe it is designed to be so nonsensical that the humour is because it is nonsensical. Still not sure if I am missing something though..... Decrep?
Think you're spot on, It's a bit like that one where the butler asks, "How do you have your tea Mam?" Mam "without sugar" Butler, "Sorry we don't have any sugar will you have it without milk?"
Well one day this guy was walking down the beach. The time was 9:00pm and due to daylight saving the sun was just setting. He was having a grand old time, and then he was a lovely looking lady. He decided to go and have a chat to her, but she merely rejected him. The guy thought oh well and went out for a swim quickly. When he got back he thought he had better get on his way home. He walked up to the car park and hoped in his corolla. On the way home he felt hungry and drove to the local fish and chips shop. He ordered fish and chips and a dim sim. He ate that over looking the park watching a few children play in the twilight. Once finished he put his rubbish into a nearby bin and walked off. This time on the way home he encounter a booze bus, he didnt chuck a runner. He blew into the device and and was sent on his way. He got home and flicked on the tv and cracked open a cold one. He watched an episode of his favourite show prison break. He feel asleep on the couch and woke up at 7:00 in the morning. The surf was pumping so he went down for a quick session. It was a pretty good surf, but left due to already being late for work. He showed up, but luckily his mate had clocked him on for him. He wat down at his computer and quickly logged on to seabreeze.com. He started working at sometime in the afternoon. After work he remembered the skydiving jump he had planned. He drove there at the freeways 100km hour speed limit.45minutes later he was 10000feet above the ground and jumped out of the plane. After 60seconds of freefall he opened up his shoot and fell gently to the ground. He thought it would be fun to aim next to his car so he wouldnt have to walk there. He landed on his roof, stripped off the shoot and drove to his local pub. He got there and the usuall crowd were also there. He played a few games of darts, had a few beers, and was on his way. This time on the way home he was the first to arrive at the scene of an accident. He got out and made sure everyone was ok. They were a little shaken up but overall were fine. He called the police to sort it out, and left before they could breath test him. He got home and went to bed.
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