The Story So Far................
the wind was...flowing out my...arse so fast...so a preist...took a crucifix...
and plugged it...to stop the...devils winds blowing...the SUP to...
a shortboard break...where legion was... knee deep in...his own magnificence...
stupidity and flatulance...a penguin sneezed...and asked why...am i cold...
as a bloody...seals eye ball...on a whale steak(thats 4 words Russh)...
a japanese dream...at the same...grammar n that ...school of rock...
i learnt to...carefully play with...the standup crew...who were found...
to be lost...and smeared in...there very own...........
self importance although...with lights out...any thing can...nothing could change...how you hold...your willy wongdonger...upsidedown miss jane...
and the wiggles...got down to...giving property advice...and hot potatos...
not mistaken with...olivers property prices...conspiracy theory rumours...
rumours of conspiracy...fruit salad yummy...likes fries with...no tomato sauce...
they just taste...expedientially sauce less...hot potato hot...
commercial property market...SUP without paddle...........rain is forcast...
by the ASIO...chief minister of...ministerial matters mostly...
unimportant party bull s#
[email protected] spread over...
my hairless chest...and furry back...ready for shaving...and manscaping down...
and when i...and and and (peewdas)...touch my tackle...
sang chrissy Amphilett...i find nothing...except juicy big...smelly raw prawns...
at the bottom...in between the ...my pink fingers...of shear delight...O M G...
then the fat...cats taxed our...air we breathe...and julia decided...to quit politics...
and start a...elocution school for...peolpe looking like...ugly retarded rangas...
role models from...the devils kitchen...at party headquarter...cone of silence...
julia touched her....
royal gold crown...on her red...one tracked mine...why me was...what julia said...
whats manscaping mean...then krudd said...i got ichy...bitsy tennie wennie...
silver haired pennie...foreign policy bikinis...he looked gay in(that 4 words bjw)...
so he bent...over the leader...and he roared...pull hard left...like a poddle...
cooked in a...seamen marinated wrap...smothered with chilli...
regurgitated and then...snowballed to a...close friend who...said goodnight its...
late here and...crack smoking time...on your knees...lessens the fall...
if your tall...and like to....
smell the roses...in your wetsuit...dry as SUP...murdering a crap...what a crack...
said the fairy...to the gnome...could i smell...what a rock...steady crew lighting...
up a candle...stick made of...three word replies...that smell like...taxidermied frogs legs...oprah winfriys lower...slow running gear...sewn pigs ears...learn to hear...while drinking beer...and scoffing sweet...laced treats that...make him beat...the sh#t out...his usless neighbor...#@$## %$#$ cause...he is better...
needs a dreamer...than a boobless....
money grabbing schemmer...selling big bras...an obvious deception...for big hand...
standing knickerless acrobats...WTF ask oprah...there all bald...but hats there...
eyebrows your looking...not there but...chocolate coated butts...is that a...
anti smoking initiative...asked the bishop...of midgit cove...while letting a...
gay midgit drink...holy mass vine...gay midgit drink...holy mass vine...and repeating the...drinking of the...belly of horny ...buffalo ball sacks...they licked the...
life out of...those midgit buffalos...upn down roundnround...like an easter...
egg those things...
that a bunny...with pink ears...would steal from...rudolph the red...tailed easter raindeerbunny...from scareface movie...had cosmetic surgery...in a motorboat...
to hide ugly...aformentioned chocolate buffalo...wich came from ...the wind swept...up my big...big long hairy...pole dancers back...that i shaved... only to have...a little lovin...joy and happyness...in a religious...night out on...
shrooms whisky whores...bibles filled with...chocolate easter armadillos...
because bibles are ...so much more...tasty on the ...wine makers tongue...than in hamburglars...obsolete kiters handbag.....
because he never...<removed>...massaged into a.... three word story THE END
