"Can I Borrow Your Pump Maaaaate?

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jb2020
jb2020
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1 posts
11 Mar 2013 6:49pm
can I borrow your wife please maaaaate?
Floater
Floater
QLD
58 posts
QLD, 58 posts
11 Mar 2013 9:11pm
James said...
I lend my pump out all the time, with one simple instruction " Don't shock load it !"

What's this and how do I avoid it?

Chris6791 said...
I just put a no-brand Big W pump next to a branded kite pump then pulled them both apart.

They sell kite pumps at Big W?
lostinlondon
lostinlondon
VIC
1159 posts
VIC, 1159 posts
12 Mar 2013 4:44pm
Floater said...
James said...
I lend my pump out all the time, with one simple instruction " Don't shock load it !"

What's this and how do I avoid it?

Chris6791 said...
I just put a no-brand Big W pump next to a branded kite pump then pulled them both apart.

They sell kite pumps at Big W?


Shock loading is pushing or pulling hard at the end of each stroke so you make a hard contact with the base or lid.

Kite pumps are just two way high volume pumps that can be bought in the inflatable pool toy section at Big W. Generally the kite pumps have a metal pump shaft instead of a plastic shaft and might be a bit tougher to deal with being on the beach all the time. But these extra features don't really justify the extra price.

I'll always lend my pump on the beach - I've had one for 5 years, still going strong with an occasional squirt of silicone lube in it. But I wouldn't lend one to an instructor - they have stacks of the things sitting around (remember every kite comes with one) and if they are wanting to borrow one it's simply because they can't be bothered to walk back to the trailer.

arkgee
arkgee
NSW
639 posts
NSW, 639 posts
12 Mar 2013 8:34pm
so what happens next...tap your head and your told to land your own f^#king kite....hold on to the camararderie guys its unique to the sport.
Floater
Floater
QLD
58 posts
QLD, 58 posts
30 Mar 2013 8:48pm
I'd be more than happy to lend my pump to someone who bothered to ask. But from now on I'll be stashing it back in the car after pumping up.
To the pr1ck who used my pump (beige liquid force with super shaft) yesterday at Sandgate: F**k you very much, next time bring your missus along so I can f**k her the way you f**ked my seals!
..I.
bobajob
bobajob
QLD
1535 posts
QLD, 1535 posts
30 Mar 2013 11:18pm
Triggerhappy said...
Calling a stranger a mate, perplexes me. 'Can i borrow your pump Mate' is also poor English and impolite. Firstly i may share a common sport but that does not mean i am your mate. Secondly, where are your manners. So unless you say 'May i borrow your pump please' I should be inclined to send your hide back to school and carry on with my day.






Ah Ha
bobajob
bobajob
QLD
1535 posts
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30 Mar 2013 11:19pm
jb2020 said...
can I borrow your wife please maaaaate?


Ah Ha
cauncy
cauncy
WA
8407 posts
WA, 8407 posts
30 Mar 2013 9:43pm
Chris6791 said...
I just put a no-brand Big W pump next to a branded kite pump then pulled them both apart. They looked like they have come from the same mould bar a few small differences. Metal shaft v plastic, kite leash thingy and better valves internally. Probably cost an extra 20 cents to produce and doesn't equate to an extra $25 at the shop, but I can't see the cheapie lasting as long as a better one.


still blowing my 2013 ozones with a 2009 pump, with half a dozen new pumps lined up in the garage. seriously a pump should be used one way and one way only, flat out as it gets you on the water quicker
jeffogecko
jeffogecko
WA
21 posts
WA, 21 posts
31 Mar 2013 7:33am
arkgee said...
so what happens next...tap your head and your told to land your own f^#king kite....hold on to the camararderie guys its unique to the sport.


Thankyou and amen, arkgee.

The camaraderie is rare and special in this day and age and it WILL be gone all too soon. You will look back and marvel on the good ol' days

As a surfer who has moved over to kiting I still find it hard to ask advice or assistance for ANYTHING from other kiters as I am so used to 'attitude' from surfers. The kiting community is still young and friendly.

On the 'mate' question... Don't we ALL walk up to a total stranger (male), and say " 'Scuse me mate. Have you got the time? "

And no, we are not full.
Drewm
Drewm
VIC
159 posts
VIC, 159 posts
31 Mar 2013 12:28pm
can i borrow your pump when we are at woodies, if i don't have a "woodies crew - locals only" sticker?
Number
Number
WA
108 posts
WA, 108 posts
31 Mar 2013 3:09pm
Drewm said...
can i borrow your pump when we are at woodies, if i don't have a "woodies crew - locals only" sticker?


The word on the street is that you lose the pumps u borrow, especially the transparent premium pumps...

ApatheticEnd
ApatheticEnd
WA
995 posts
WA, 995 posts
31 Mar 2013 4:47pm
So Sci borrowed my pump the other day and broke it. Seriously, not a word of a lie. What a cock.

Discuss.
Charl dv
Charl dv
WA
2485 posts
WA, 2485 posts
1 Apr 2013 2:45pm
^ this is funny.

I can't remember the last time I took my own pump to woodies because there's always some muppet down there I can harass for a pump.

Drew what's the go with the woodies crew stickers? do I have to send like an application to the local council or is there some rad club I have to join? Would be terrible if I wasn't welcome at my own spot and I get told to bugger off by a bunch of blow ins that are "locals" for a summer.
theDoctor
theDoctor
NSW
5786 posts
NSW, 5786 posts
1 Apr 2013 10:18pm


the sticker actually says

woodies crew - locals only and no ranngas

polykarb
polykarb
VIC
284 posts
VIC, 284 posts
1 Apr 2013 11:49pm
Go buy yourself a pump and learn how to launch and land yourself.....

And take your turn to supply cold beers.....





default
default
WA
1255 posts
WA, 1255 posts
1 Apr 2013 8:53pm
theDoctor said...


the sticker actually says

woodies crew - locals only and no ranngas




What ever happened to spacemonkey?
Craig66
Craig66
NSW
2466 posts
NSW, 2466 posts
2 Apr 2013 11:04pm
Maybe the answer is next time there is a big competition on here there could be 100s of pumps as prizes instead of flash overseas trips, new kites, new boards etc.
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