GALAH soon to be outed - is CJP the GALAH

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waveslave
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6 Jul 2006 8:31am
I love competitions.
Can I play too ?

Galah,
Are you an animal, a vegetable or mineral ?
Spacemonkey!
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6 Jul 2006 10:27am
Do you have multiple usernames, if so, how many and what are they?

Anyone with multiple usernames is a coward, say what you want to say and wear it! This is the gayest thread i have ever read on seabreeze, no one cares who your are Galah, my guess is some kook that wears wetsuit booties, a pdf, a face mask of zinc ect... someone who would never push it.
GalahOnTheBay
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6 Jul 2006 11:13am
Lol you dont care, yet you all post in the thread!

Ah the irony!

Remember kiddies - only questions with yes / no / true / false answers...
GalahOnTheBay
GalahOnTheBay
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6 Jul 2006 11:21am
quote:
Originally posted by Matt Snowdon
Is that a threat? Why would you want to HUNT someone down. Im not a follower of your posts but it seems like you may of been a bit of a sh1t stirrer. So are you scared to be named?



Nope - it's just a shame that so far the folks who "think" they know me have got it wrong, and as a result at least 2 people have been named (incorrectly i might add). I feel for those people. It seems some of thier "friends" on this forum are not being as straight up with them to thier face as they are online - that's lame.

If you know my initials you know me, and the case is closed, if not, WTF does it matter to you anyway?

quote:
Originally posted by Matt Snowdon
Lets say someone cracks it. Your name will be all over Seabreeze.com.au and everyone at the beach will know that you are Galah. So will you go HUNT down the user that named you or will you be the one being HUNTED?


Lol - last time i checked pretty much all the kiters in this part of town know each other anyway. There are not THAT many of us you know. I assure you the folks who know me will attest that I am no different in person to how i am in this forum.

If you don't like that then don't like me - both in real life or on these forums - I'm sure I will find a way to still sleep at night.
Spacemonkey!
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6 Jul 2006 11:40am
Is it true you have multiple accounts, dodge that question *****. Isn't it against the rules to have multiple accounts laurie?
azza
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6 Jul 2006 11:18am
GalahOnTheBay,

are you me?
I know that everyone
else here wants to be.
GalahOnTheBay
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6 Jul 2006 1:28pm
Question from Azza: Galah, are you me?

Answer: No - although like most other folks around these parts I do actually secretly fantasise about being you - that's the only thing about these forums that keeps me awake at night (unlike some others by the sounds of it)

7 Questions to go!
maxim
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6 Jul 2006 1:56pm
Ignore GalahOnTheBay petition…

Well, it’s come to this, for someone that has posted 472 REPLIES to topics and 0 NEW topics and actually have nothing useful or of interest to say besides having nothing better to do than to poke his nose in every topic with a smart ass sarcastic comment, it’s very annoying to have this muppet share a site that is supposed to share interest and host useful information about a sport we all love.

GalahOnTheBay, perhaps you should grow up, get off your high horse that is but only a small wooden pony to the rest, realise that you are actually interacting with mature individuals that has little time for your VERY poor and low self esteem. Find a chat room for kiddies if that will make you feel at home, you are making yourself look like a complete idiot.

I’m not going to play your little game, I WILL expose you to everyone on this site! After all, it’s very easy to hide behind your quack quack forum alias…not for long.
Lets see how welcome you’ll feel at your local spot.
oxy
oxy
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6 Jul 2006 12:22pm
Well Maxium if you know then tell us who the Galah is????
There are alot of people that want to know.
Especially Moritzoe.
GalahOnTheBay
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6 Jul 2006 2:43pm
quote:
Originally posted by maxim
Well, it’s come to this, for someone that has posted 472 REPLIES to topics and 0 NEW topics and actually have nothing useful or of interest to say


lmfao - thats a HUGE call from you buddy: www.seabreeze.com.au/forums/search.asp?mode=DoIt&MEMBER_ID=6493

SELL! SELL! SELL! - sprung!
maxim
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6 Jul 2006 2:48pm
and? your point being? people know who I am...
strungout
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6 Jul 2006 1:13pm
Hey Galah
You ignored my last post re your initials being SB, so I'm going to have another go here and say CJP.

?????
Maxxl
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6 Jul 2006 2:26pm
CJP sounds about right. But Maxim can confirm.

I have seen lots of people claiming to know the galah and saying there are going to expose him. Seems that they are chickening out after his threats to hunt them down.

As if someone is afraid of that idiot.
Felix KF
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6 Jul 2006 4:27pm
Are your initials C.P. Common.... tell the truth big guy.
Felix KF
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6 Jul 2006 4:47pm
Sounds like Maxim and spacemonkey are competing for room on the soap box. ... hows the view from up there? You guys are just sooooo much cooler and more regal than the rest of us mortals just trying to have some fun on this thread. Have the two of you considered dating ? Your "holier than thou" superioriy complexes would just make you such a great couple to be around. Hope you discover a sense of fun one day
GalahOnTheBay
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6 Jul 2006 5:46pm
Felix KF gets the next question for being within the "spirit" of the game - even if he is a 10 post noob... I was starting to think that this forum had completely lost it's sense of humour

Question: Are your intials CP (or CJP)
Answer: No - I can see why you might think this, but the answer is my initials are neither of the above.

oh and strungout - ALL of your non-archived posts have been in this thread - what makes you think I would answer any of your questions? Read the "rules" buddy, use your real account!

6 questions to go!
890Falcon
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6 Jul 2006 6:11pm
No way it can be COL as he was kiting at Yarra bay today while the GALAH was busy posting away.

GalahOnTheBay
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6 Jul 2006 7:46pm
ah! at last some good detective work in this thread...
kkiter
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6 Jul 2006 8:06pm
Well then, I can rule out Felix, Ricardo, Connor, Jouko,Andrew B, Oh..and Moritz, as we were all at Kurnell today.

As was asked by strungout earlier in this forum, is the Galah's initials SB
Cabron
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6 Jul 2006 8:17pm
quote:
sorry - could not resist.

My rhinos will do me just fine till they die a horrible death then I can think about a bow - no point upgrading every year just to be at the bleeding edge - remeber the shmellfish?

I ownder how many inversions a bow can take before the seams start blowing out - having seen a few of them the wrong way round it just doesnt look right - it's gotta be loading up something somewhere


Looks like we may have been lead astay, the galah seems to like the back of a rhino.......
Can this new lead narrow down the field... or was the galah just stirring the pot yet again.....

Agree Danza, Couldn't be col, check the old thread titled "Boat Harbour NSW", Really would you answer your own post....??????

Let the Hunt Continue and the Pluck Begin!!!!!
silviu
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6 Jul 2006 8:47pm
Hey,

I will not ask any question!
I don't want to know who's Galah!!!
It will destroy all the charm and excitement of reading his funny/sarcastic comments, which sometimes are the spice of the threads.
Galah, you upset me once, however with the time I learn to "read between" yor sarcasm (or i just think that I learned).
Please stay as you are The GalahOnTheBay

Cheers
Pops
Pops
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6 Jul 2006 9:40pm
Hey lads look what happens when I go out of town for a short while.

Please don't turn this thread into a NASTY deal. Remember its all in jest and was designed to pass the time whilst we waited for the BIG WIND.
The GALAH is just fooling around - don't take offence - he's just doing what GALAH'S do - being a GALAH.

Very interesting how some of you are deducing from the clues that the GALAH is a male of BIG stature.

MAXXL - I don't think CJP will be too impressed when he reads your comments. I saw the result when someone else pi**ed him off - not a pretty site. An apology might be in order - REMEMBER this is " an in fun thread "
Maxxl
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7 Jul 2006 5:15am
Pops I apologise to both of youf
Maxxl
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8 Jul 2006 4:19am
Galah,

now lets see if you are man of word or just a chicken... We have six questions left so here it goes (BTW, don't come with your "I RESERVE THE RIGHT TO...", IF YOU DO YOU'RE A CHICKEN):

If these are all the letters of the alphabet: A,B,C,D,E,F,G,H,I,J,K,L,M,N,O,P,Q,R,S,T,U,V,W,X,Y,Z; I would assume the initial of your first name will not be Q,U,V,W,X,Y,Z. So let's jus eliminate them (otherwise I'll get back to these ones later)

So we now have to play a YES and NO game with the remaining few....


Section 1: Testing A,B,C,D,E,F,G,H,I,J

Question 1.0: Is the first initial of your name among these letters: A,B,C,D,E,F,G,H,I,J?

If YES go to question 1.1a, if NO go to question 2.0...

Sub-Section 1a: Testing A,B,C,D,E

Question 1.1a: Is the first initial of your name among these letters: A,B,C,D,E?

If YES go to question 1.2a, if NO go to question 1.2b

Question 1.2a: Is the first initial of your name among these letters: A,B?

If YES go to question 1.3a, if NO go to question 1.4a

Question 1.3a: Is the first initial of your name: A?

If YES or NO, Thank you Dickhead.

Question 1.4a: Is the first initial of your name among these letters: D,E?

If YES go to question 1.5a, if NO Thank you Dickhead.

Question 1.5a: Is the first initial of your name: D?

If YES or NO, Thank you Dickhead.

Sub-Section 1b: Testing F,G,H,I,J

Question 1.2b: Is the first initial of your name among these letters: F,G?

If YES go to question 1.3b, if NO go to question 1.4b

Question 1.3b: Is the first initial of your name: F?

If YES or NO, Thank you Dickhead.

Question 1.4b: Is the first initial of your name among these letters: I,J?

If YES go to question 1.5b, if NO Thank you Dickhead.

Question 1.5b: Is the first initial of your name: I?

If YES or NO, Thank you Dickhead.


Section 2: Testing K,L,M,N,O,P,R,S,T

Question 2.0: Is the first initial of your name among these letters: K,L,M,N,O,P,R,S,T?

If YES go to question 2.1a, if NO go to question 3.1a...

Sub-Section 2a: Testing K,L,M,N,O

Question 2.1a: Is the first initial of your name among these letters: K,L,M,N,O?

If YES go to question 2.2a, if NO go to question 2.1b

Question 2.2a: Is the first initial of your name among these letters: K,L?

If YES go to question 2.3a, if NO go to question 2.4a

Question 2.3a: Is the first initial of your name: K?

If YES or NO, Thank you Dickhead.

Question 2.4a: Is the first initial of your name among these letters: N,O?

If YES go to question 2.5a, if NO Thank you Dickhead.

Question 2.5a: Is the first initial of your name: N?

If YES or NO, Thank you Dickhead.

Sub-Section 2b: Testing P,R,S,T

Question 2.1b: Is the first initial of your name among these letters: P,R?

If YES go to question 2.2b, if NO go to question 2.3b

Question 2.2b: Is the first initial of your name: P?

If YES or NO, Thank you Dickhead.

Question 2.3b: Is the first initial of your name: S?

If YES or NO, Thank you Dickhead.


Section 3: Testing Q,U,V,W,X,Y,Z

Sub-Section 3.a: Testing Q,U,V,W,X

Question 3.1a: Is the first initial of your name among these letters: Q,U,V,W,X?

If YES go to question 3.2a, if NO go to question 3.1b

Question 3.2a: Is the first initial of your name among these letters: Q,U?

If YES go to question 3.3a, if NO go to question 3.4a

Question 3.3a: Is the first initial of your name: Q?

If YES or NO, Thank you Dickhead.

Question 3.4a: Is the first initial of your name among these letters: W,X?

If YES go to question 3.5a, if NO Thank you Dickhead.

Question 3.5a: Is the first initial of your name: W?

If YES or NO, Thank you Dickhead.

Sub-Section 3b: Testing Y,Z

Question 3.1b: Is the first initial of your name: Y?

If YES or NO, Thank you Dickhead.
macker
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8 Jul 2006 4:32am
Maxxi, that is the biggest load of s**t i have ever seen, get over it mate or maybe just grow up a little.
Maxxl
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8 Jul 2006 5:29am
Perhaps Galah = Macker. BTW, this is not a question.
oxy
oxy
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8 Jul 2006 5:56am
Hey maxxl you obviously have to much time on your hands.
What a load of sh1t, get a life.
silviu
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8 Jul 2006 8:25am
There is only one explanaition to this mess: there is no wind, and unlike others, it looks like kiteboarders, we are staying home , doing nothing, borred.
To find something "exciting" we are turning one against each other in the forum!
What on earth? There is life beiond the kitesurfing try cycling, or running, or else.

GalahOnTheBay
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8 Jul 2006 9:52am
Wow - you know I really struggle to see how SOME folks can take this stuff so seriously - especially Maxxl - but last I haerd you could not buy a life on the internet.

"perhaps" I am Macker.
"perhaps" I am Azza.
come to think of it "perhaps" I am Moritz (now that would be something!)

With your indulgence, let me allow someone else (not even one of my other accounts this time!) to do the talking for me:

quote:
Originally sung by some Doris Day (i think)

You won't admit you love me.
And so how am I ever to know?
You only tell me
perhaps, perhaps, perhaps.


A million times I ask you,
and then I ask you over again,
you only answer
perhaps, perhaps, perhaps.


If you can't make your mind up,
we'll never get started.
And I don't wanna wind up
being parted, broken-hearted.
So if you really love me,
say yes.
But if you don't, dear, confess.
And please don't tell me
perhaps, perhaps, perhaps.

(Solo Section)

If you can't make your mind up,
we'll never get started.
And I don't wanna wind up
being parted, broken-hearted.
So if you really love me,
say yes.
But if you don't, dear, confess.
And please don't tell me
perhaps, perhaps, perhaps,
perhaps, perhaps, perhaps,
perhaps,
perhaps,
per………….haps

RAL INN
RAL INN
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8 Jul 2006 10:07am
I would think that AZZA would be shocked to have his name taken in vain.
then again this thread may be right up his alley.

Then again, hands up those who are bored.
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