My x-girlfriend told me she went in to a tatoo parlore with an old boy friend to get his knob pierced.
She reconed as the big hairy biker dude covered in tats came at her x-boyfriends knob with a neddle, it re-coiled"like a scared turtle"
Also heard it lately in the cold winter water,dude said it was so cold out there his old feller looked like" a scared turtle"
Gotta hate that cold water shrinkage
Loved him 
