nah man it is coz you fly a arc

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Originally posted by Ryland

very bored coz there is no wind . hey lets do a little survey any thoughts as to is kiting better than sex. or is sex better than a 25 knt SWer in 5-6 foot surf. just a thought . 4 me i think that i prefer ................. cant decide . no wind at the moment so i think sex wins. but ask me in summer and that will change 4 sure.

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A lot of the crew,
will be getting all-of-the-above,
............... all of the time.
In abundance.
Before and after sessions.
Prue unadultered gluttony.
Their brains are dripping-out.

For Dan OK,

Q: What does an inflatable kite and a woman have in common?

A: They both come with strings attached !

A: Both are full of wind !

A: Red ones go faster !

A: They like being on top !

A: There comes a time when both have to be carried !

A: If you see either of them alone in a bar it's because another guy is sick of their s.h.i.t. !

A: They are both addictive !

A: They both smell when wet !

A: Someone else always wants to have a go at them !

A: One is not enough !

A: Three is too many !

A: French ones are hotter !

A: Both need pumping !

A: You shouldn't lend them to your mates !

A: Small ones go faster !

A: Big ones go slower !

A: Both will leave you penniless !

A: Worth bugger all secondhand !

How's that Dan ???

And:

A: They can both turn your life to s.h.i.t. in the blink of an eyelid!

what they have in common...... A. after 3 months,theres a new one you like better and you've thrashed the back out of the old one and give it to a mate telling him it's the best one you have had!

I've never had a kite slap me for checking out the profile of another one!

The 4 of them seem very happy patiently waiting for me to have time to come and play. Sure the old 2 don't perform quite as well as the young more agile pair, but hey they still get me up and going when times are tough... they just need a bit of extra pumping as they have stretchies!

Mmmm kite as a windbreak - nice except for almighty sand rash in and around the sensatives!! But that's for worrying about later - right

A kite might shelter your frolicking from the pervs but name me one girly who will provide cover whilst you go for gold with another one??? Even the most patient and understanding beauties I have had the good fortune to meet would never go for that... well they can never just watch after all

Who's leg/arm/hand is that anyway??

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