It was a bummer that Lois Lane didn't do the same with her underwear.

Send it Up - You're right on the money there mate.

who gives a **** how you look guys as most of you cant even kite as good as jess, that includes myself...

Fashion-victims who can't take a bit of stick or laugh at themselves are a bunch of sad tragics.

Guys who wear boardies over the outside of wetsuits are always going to be cheap targets for cynics like me. Like the ones who need to cover their huge genitals, that's akin to 'hide the boner' for the poor teenage boy going thru the puberty blues.

Soul-kiters will never look like windsurfers Siwalker, more like surfers in their tight ******ty wetsuits ripping the waves to pieces.

What's wrong with kitepants? They do come in handy when you piss too much in your wetsuit during the winter making holes appear in ya wettie where ya harness strap castates ya. No sooner does that happen and the excessive friction that ensues makes ya end up walkin like a sumo wrestler with diorrhea who's just **** his diaper. kitepants on the outside go great for reducing the rubbin. Unfortunately I'm no longer a kitepants bitch anymore... too many kiteloops with the c quads made the damn things come off in the water (someone is now the proud new owner of a set of sexy new pants... and i didn't even piss in them... what a steal!).

Dunno what i'm gonna do once the shrivel season arrives but me thinx a set of nice pink sexy gay ass kitepants ontop of a new steamer that can handle acidic dehydrated shizzle should do my fat ass quite nicely.

Then there is allways kiting naked... haven't done it myself but could down down well during the shrivel season (this means extra shrivel). Then moves like the monsoon bucket and the seagull come more easy to pull off.


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Ahhh! Flushed!!!! Squeaky clean Nothin like it