Kiting and Speedos is this Politically Correct ?

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CarlBevo
CarlBevo
NSW
609 posts
NSW, 609 posts
3 Nov 2006 5:53pm
A bloke who kites at my local by the name of WAL269 keeps asking wether its ok to kite in speedos I know hes a little embarrased to ask this question to the majority so as to settle the poor souls heart I ask the question is it politically correct behaviour to wear finch smugglers whilst kiting? (apparently he dosnt quite fit the budgie smuggler category)
wal269
wal269
WA
718 posts
WA, 718 posts
3 Nov 2006 3:48pm
I am a beautiful man and I want all the women's to see my make romance inside women equipment.
GalahOnTheBay
GalahOnTheBay
NSW
4188 posts
NSW, 4188 posts
3 Nov 2006 6:59pm
I say if you have a sizable budgie to smuggle (no socks) then go for it. Just remember to close the door to the closet on your way out!
Tbaggn
Tbaggn
NSW
57 posts
NSW, 57 posts
3 Nov 2006 7:02pm
yeh wal i think its ok as long as they fit over the top of your wetty. This not only conforms to kiting fashion trends but also ensures you look like a 'superhero'.
jay
jay
WA
55 posts
jay jay
WA, 55 posts
3 Nov 2006 4:15pm
Plenty of room down at Swanbourne for that sort of thing.

I would prefer not to start and end my downwinder surrounded by "rock spiders"
jan
jan
WA
1119 posts
jan jan
WA, 1119 posts
3 Nov 2006 4:38pm
only if they match the kite carl
wal269
wal269
WA
718 posts
WA, 718 posts
3 Nov 2006 4:41pm
this says a lot about Carl who flys a kite that looks a like ladies underwear. (pink and white...WTF)
echostorm
echostorm
QLD
1245 posts
QLD, 1245 posts
3 Nov 2006 6:47pm
Thank god your in WA
Mc Bridle
Mc Bridle
WA
60 posts
WA, 60 posts
3 Nov 2006 4:56pm
The kiters down south are so self conscious that they wear board shorts over their wet suits for modesty reasons. Go figure....
poor relative
poor relative
WA
9106 posts
WA, 9106 posts
3 Nov 2006 5:06pm
yeah yeah Carl....i've seen you before slinking out of the water in your best bloody knickers
echostorm
echostorm
QLD
1245 posts
QLD, 1245 posts
3 Nov 2006 7:08pm
I wear bordies over my wettie too. I feel like spagitti legs without it.
Felix KF
Felix KF
NSW
169 posts
NSW, 169 posts
3 Nov 2006 8:50pm
Ask The Galah about the one we call Huge Nuts. He frequents the area in budgie smugglers but they are more like ostriches or teradactyls than budgies. Two kites have gone missing in separate incidents over the last 14 months, both of which were recovered in aforementioned region at a later time.
ran
ran
VIC
333 posts
ran ran
VIC, 333 posts
3 Nov 2006 9:00pm
NO

but do it i enjoy a good laugh
dave......
dave......
WA
2119 posts
WA, 2119 posts
3 Nov 2006 7:09pm
Miss-timing a boost in budgie smugglers offers heaps of nut smacking goodness
azza
azza
1338 posts
1338 posts
3 Nov 2006 8:20pm
"Kiting and Speedos is this Politically Correct ?"

Well... no, of course it isn't, but...

"Saw IV" www.imdb.com/find?s=all&q=saw is yet to be made and thus isn't due for release for a while yet... I do like a good scare... so if you're grossly over weight and really hairy, go for it, scare the pants off of us all.
stamp
stamp
QLD
2800 posts
QLD, 2800 posts
3 Nov 2006 10:24pm
there is no excuse for spud-huggers
bolgo
bolgo
WA
912 posts
WA, 912 posts
3 Nov 2006 9:18pm
contacio's friday arvo
speedo's and waist harness

some dude was kiting in his speedo's, could believe it

grey cabrina kite

was that wal??
JB
JB
NSW
2232 posts
JB JB
NSW, 2232 posts
4 Nov 2006 6:46am
Nothing wrong with Budgy Smugglers! They are making a resurge, I think in a year it will be gay not to weaqr them, board shorts will be shamed!!! Check out the site, watch the video's, even order yourself a pair online! It's worth it.

budgysmuggler.com.au/

JB
Eye of the storm
Eye of the storm
QLD
131 posts
QLD, 131 posts
4 Nov 2006 10:24am
MAke sure you get yourself a pink waroo to match the 'bannana hamock'
Kitehard
Kitehard
WA
2782 posts
WA, 2782 posts
4 Nov 2006 9:13am
JB,

you are SOOOO VERY VERY WRONG!

Saffer
Saffer
VIC
4501 posts
VIC, 4501 posts
4 Nov 2006 12:45pm
I don't even think its politically correct to ask this question. I think if the death penalty was available in Australia, this is one of the offences that would qualify for it.
GalahOnTheBay
GalahOnTheBay
NSW
4188 posts
NSW, 4188 posts
5 Nov 2006 6:51pm
quote:
Originally posted by JB

budgysmuggler.com.au/



lmfao - so which one are you JB?

and just for the record if you are gonna wear budgysmugglers PLEASE put at least 2 pairs of socks down there

Hang on, I wonder what happens to the socks when they get wet?!?!?!? lol
greenleader
greenleader
QLD
5283 posts
QLD, 5283 posts
5 Nov 2006 11:29pm
apparently JB is going to kite the mambo in a waist harness and budgie smugglers!

i can't wait!
em
em
318 posts
em em
318 posts
7 Nov 2006 6:24am
JB?
What the ....????
Mate, you lost it! :-)
In their quality of most unsexy item ever created by men (what were they thinking?) and biggest turn off (glups), speedos should be banned!!!
(whether you can afford wearing one at the first place or not!).
The answer is a radical NO.
For our sight sake, put your boardies back on guys, there's way too much information given with a speedo, I believe most of women out there are very happy with guessing. Really!
Can't wait to see you wearing one at Mambo tho! -and now you really gonna HAVE TO cause everybody's expecting you to!!!!-
(Go for fluo pink. It will be peeeeerfect!)
JB
JB
NSW
2232 posts
JB JB
NSW, 2232 posts
7 Nov 2006 9:30am
No waist harness, just sluggoes!

I am calling for supporters! on the last day of mambo, smuggler run from the spit to Pambula!

JB
paul.j
paul.j
QLD
3381 posts
QLD, 3381 posts
7 Nov 2006 9:12am
thats it jb there's no way you are getting them back now.
echostorm
echostorm
QLD
1245 posts
QLD, 1245 posts
7 Nov 2006 9:49am
I might wear speedos in next years fancy dress at the off the lip classic at coolum.
wal269
wal269
WA
718 posts
WA, 718 posts
7 Nov 2006 8:47am
Having got a resounding YES vote to the kiting with Speedo's, I now want to take my kiting to the NEXT LEVEL.

Does anyone know where I can buy a set of the fluoro yellow Borat over the shoulder G-String's...

JB
JB
NSW
2232 posts
JB JB
NSW, 2232 posts
7 Nov 2006 1:17pm
Too far!

But you can see more at,

www.borat.tv/

Munter
Munter
NSW
210 posts
NSW, 210 posts
7 Nov 2006 1:41pm
quote:
Originally posted by wal269

Does anyone know where I can buy a set of the fluoro yellow Borat over the shoulder G-String's...





You mean the original testicle slingshot?
Marty Coffey
Marty Coffey
NSW
47 posts
NSW, 47 posts
7 Nov 2006 2:48pm
I can't seem to find it anywhere on the net, but there is a famous mid 70's photo of Gerry Lopez taking the drop at Pipeline in sluggos. If that ain't riskin a seawater enema nothing is!
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